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Stupid statement of the year......
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
My SON has just said to me:
'You are not a virgin' like he was telling me something I didn't know!?
My response:
'Erm, OBVIOUSLY - I gave birth to YOU'
What ridiculous things have you heard or said lately......?  |
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"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out. 
Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!  "
Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'... 
And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again! |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.
Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!
Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...
And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!"
That's funny, although at the same time it's so not a word I have ever heard a lady use!? |
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"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.
Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!
Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...
And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!
That's funny, although at the same time it's so not a word I have ever heard a lady use!? "
To be fair, I have only ever heard one woman utter the word, but then this *IS* Scarlet we are talking about here....!
(And I am gonna duck in case I get something thrown at me - metaphorically speaking....!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My SON has just said to me:
'You are not a virgin' like he was telling me something I didn't know!?
My response:
'Erm, OBVIOUSLY - I gave birth to YOU'
What ridiculous things have you heard or said lately......? "
I'll do it tomorrow! |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish "
Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'
Well I'd kinda hope so!! |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I was talking about a new greek restaurant that had opened locally ... and how id like to try it
A girl I work with said ....whats greek food ... like do u mean yoghurt ???
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Mention a Greek mezze and totally confuse her!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish
Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'
Well I'd kinda hope so!! "
I'm always worried that packs of peanuts say "may contain nuts"
"May"!? What the fuck else are you putting in there!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish
Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'
Well I'd kinda hope so!!
I'm always worried that packs of peanuts say "may contain nuts"
"May"!? What the fuck else are you putting in there!? "
It's a legume! |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish
Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'
Well I'd kinda hope so!!
I'm always worried that packs of peanuts say "may contain nuts"
"May"!? What the fuck else are you putting in there!? "
Shhhhhhh......!
You're not supposed to ask that! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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i really think the man in the checkout self service computer, when he says every time i shop there, that my clubcard points will all add up...it takes all my willpower, not to answer the machine with unleashed sarcasm..no you dont say....
what beggars belief is that the person recording the said voice, didnt refuse to do it on the grounds that it was stupid thing to say to someone, whom, if scanning a club card, didnt know what it was for...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.
Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!
Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...
And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!"
Filthy!
I did mean cringe. Like your shoulders and face all tense up when you cringe that you did or said something daft.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A teacher asked my sister if she and her twin brother were identical.
You can have non identical twins .....really ...."
Yeah but when youve got the pair of them stood infront of you |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
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"i really think the man in the checkout self service computer, when he says every time i shop there, that my clubcard points will all add up...it takes all my willpower, not to answer the machine with unleashed sarcasm..no you dont say....
what beggars belief is that the person recording the said voice, didnt refuse to do it on the grounds that it was stupid thing to say to someone, whom, if scanning a club card, didnt know what it was for... "
To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....! |
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"i really think the man in the checkout self service computer, when he says every time i shop there, that my clubcard points will all add up...it takes all my willpower, not to answer the machine with unleashed sarcasm..no you dont say....
what beggars belief is that the person recording the said voice, didnt refuse to do it on the grounds that it was stupid thing to say to someone, whom, if scanning a club card, didnt know what it was for...
To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....!"
yes .. Yes .. Yes .... Ooo ... Harder .. Turn left .. Turn right .. Signal lost  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy once asked me in town what the time was, as I'd left ma phone at home I said I didn't know. "Oh, it's about half past two" he replied.
Why ask me in the first frigging place then "
You will live in Cloud Cuckoo Land. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i really think the man in the checkout self service computer, when he says every time i shop there, that my clubcard points will all add up...it takes all my willpower, not to answer the machine with unleashed sarcasm..no you dont say....
what beggars belief is that the person recording the said voice, didnt refuse to do it on the grounds that it was stupid thing to say to someone, whom, if scanning a club card, didnt know what it was for...
To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....!"
it was rather that i dont need a machine talking to me in the first place..sounds like a fun job, what was the most outrageous word that got you to say? im really curious x |
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errrr 101 mate?! 
