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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case  "
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along! |
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tell em straight, its not the easiest thing but its only fair. Ive told a few guys that I have met and then thought nope sorry this isnt happening. They have all been fine about it tho, well apart from one guy who started crying  |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!"
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what? "
if you leave it that late to tell em you are buggered mate lol |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what? "
wheres ya daughter.....think that is a secret fetish of yours was it....the old mother and daughter scenario |
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I would just say,sorry im waiting for someone else...........younger and better looking 
I would'nt really,I would run away fast and let Rob sort it out  |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what? "
throw them over and do them from behind...whilst using your imagination! |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what?
throw them over and do them from behind...whilst using your imagination!"
Thought Caligula would have popped up here and said he takes a big paper bag with him.
So imagination and close your eyes then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what?
throw them over and do them from behind...whilst using your imagination!
Thought Caligula would have popped up here and said he takes a big paper bag with him.
So imagination and close your eyes then. "
well if you have got that far...why not...taking one for the team and all thsat...stiff upper lip lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what?
throw them over and do them from behind...whilst using your imagination!
Thought Caligula would have popped up here and said he takes a big paper bag with him.
So imagination and close your eyes then. "
Oy dont pick on Cliggy else I will kick ya ass boy |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what?
throw them over and do them from behind...whilst using your imagination!
Thought Caligula would have popped up here and said he takes a big paper bag with him.
So imagination and close your eyes then.
Oy dont pick on Cliggy else I will kick ya ass boy "
He is brutally honest so his input is needed. |
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"tell em straight, its not the easiest thing but its only fair. Ive told a few guys that I have met and then thought nope sorry this isnt happening. They have all been fine about it tho, well apart from one guy who started crying "
look it was a tough day ok ....you ate all the popcorn and you promised not to say anything ...!!!!!! |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case "
I know what you mean. When I started I wasn't as fussy as I am now But Fat* people male or female I did, but not any more.
* fat is not the same as big or large people.
Of course, top tip is always, meet to chat and not to play the first time, then utter the immortal lines, thanks been nice, will be in touch. |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
honesty is the best policy.
something like....its been a pleasure to meet you, but next time can the person in the pics come along!
But what if its dark and you have your kit off and the lamp goes on and you go "Whooooooohhhhaaaa where's your daughter?" do you talk, or dress or what?
throw them over and do them from behind...whilst using your imagination!
Thought Caligula would have popped up here and said he takes a big paper bag with him.
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errrr think he had a late night ....and will be knackered .....lucky man !!  |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
I know what you mean. When I started I wasn't as fussy as I am now But Fat* people male or female I did, but not any more.
* fat is not the same as big or large people.
Of course, top tip is always, meet to chat and not to play the first time, then utter the immortal lines, thanks been nice, will be in touch."
Its just you hear about peeps just turning up on the doorstep to start right away. Could freak you out thats all. Just wondering what ways peeps have got out of it to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
I know what you mean. When I started I wasn't as fussy as I am now But Fat* people male or female I did, but not any more.
* fat is not the same as big or large people.
Of course, top tip is always, meet to chat and not to play the first time, then utter the immortal lines, thanks been nice, will be in touch.
Its just you hear about peeps just turning up on the doorstep to start right away. Could freak you out thats all. Just wondering what ways peeps have got out of it to be honest."
ok I had this...and just told them honestly....there wasnt a hope in hells chance I would play with them, but good luck on thier quest. Then left...simples |
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"come on we all have been there, you think Foook whos pics were they?
so how do you get out of it and escape to the hills. I need some suggestions just in case
I know what you mean. When I started I wasn't as fussy as I am now But Fat* people male or female I did, but not any more.
* fat is not the same as big or large people.
Of course, top tip is always, meet to chat and not to play the first time, then utter the immortal lines, thanks been nice, will be in touch.
Its just you hear about peeps just turning up on the doorstep to start right away. Could freak you out thats all. Just wondering what ways peeps have got out of it to be honest.
ok I had this...and just told them honestly....there wasnt a hope in hells chance I would play with them, but good luck on thier quest. Then left...simples"
i dismissed one once on medical grounds and she broke my sofa !!! ...was considering callin an abulance for oxygen ...the pic must of been 25 yrs old ..!!!!
i just said it aint gonna happen babe but seeing as your here lets have a cuppa and swap laffs .... |
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I have thought about this too, although (touch wood) has not happened to me yet, but my plan is to say I've left the condoms in the car then scarper!!! Brave eh? |
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It does seem to happen with old pics though. Personally i kind of wouldn't want to be really rude but i just couldn't do a mercy fuck its not in me.
Breaking your sofa is a bugger though, cream leather i take it. So did you pack her off home with a drink and sandwiches for the trip?
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wheres ya daughter.....think that is a secret fetish of yours was it....the old mother and daughter scenario"
A few years ago a woman (46) I meet on here. She asked 'have you ever had a mother and daughter', wow I though what a tick. 'No I haven't', so she invited me back to her place, in through the front door and shouted up the stairs, 'Mum I have bought a playmate home for us' |
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This happened to me a few years ago - met the guy in a hotel bar for a drink, then the plan was to go back to my house. He arrived, I didn't even recognise him as he walked over to me! The pics on his profile must have been at least 20 years old! I was polite however, had a drink with him and then told him I'd be in touch about arranging a play date. Needless to say, I never contacted him again |
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"This happened to me a few years ago - met the guy in a hotel bar for a drink, then the plan was to go back to my house. He arrived, I didn't even recognise him as he walked over to me! The pics on his profile must have been at least 20 years old! I was polite however, had a drink with him and then told him I'd be in touch about arranging a play date. Needless to say, I never contacted him again "
Didn't the Zimmer frame give the game away too? |
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"This happened to me a few years ago - met the guy in a hotel bar for a drink, then the plan was to go back to my house. He arrived, I didn't even recognise him as he walked over to me! The pics on his profile must have been at least 20 years old! I was polite however, had a drink with him and then told him I'd be in touch about arranging a play date. Needless to say, I never contacted him again "
Maybe you should have emailed him and mentioned the photos and how you felt cheated, duped, disappointed etc etc etc... |
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"This happened to me a few years ago - met the guy in a hotel bar for a drink, then the plan was to go back to my house. He arrived, I didn't even recognise him as he walked over to me! The pics on his profile must have been at least 20 years old! I was polite however, had a drink with him and then told him I'd be in touch about arranging a play date. Needless to say, I never contacted him again
Didn't the Zimmer frame give the game away too?"
Lol he didn't have a frame but he did have a limp and a glass eye |
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"It does seem to happen with old pics though. Personally i kind of wouldn't want to be really rude but i just couldn't do a mercy fuck its not in me.
Breaking your sofa is a bugger though, cream leather i take it. So did you pack her off home with a drink and sandwiches for the trip?
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no it was a corner unit what converts to a massive play bed ...when i party ...and it went crack as she sat down ...
no she had problems and we chatted and it was civilised ...this was on another site and she revamped pics after ..
it was due to be a MMF but i intercepted the other guy on the way !!! |
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"This happened to me a few years ago - met the guy in a hotel bar for a drink, then the plan was to go back to my house. He arrived, I didn't even recognise him as he walked over to me! The pics on his profile must have been at least 20 years old! I was polite however, had a drink with him and then told him I'd be in touch about arranging a play date. Needless to say, I never contacted him again
Maybe you should have emailed him and mentioned the photos and how you felt cheated, duped, disappointed etc etc etc..."
I think he could see how disappointed I was and after that he took the pics off his profile! |
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"It does seem to happen with old pics though. Personally i kind of wouldn't want to be really rude but i just couldn't do a mercy fuck its not in me.
Breaking your sofa is a bugger though, cream leather i take it. So did you pack her off home with a drink and sandwiches for the trip?
no it was a corner unit what converts to a massive play bed ...when i party ...and it went crack as she sat down ...
no she had problems and we chatted and it was civilised ...this was on another site and she revamped pics after ..
it was due to be a MMF but i intercepted the other guy on the way !!!"
your a good un, i would have let him turn up and fooked of out for 3 hrs supposedly getting a bottle on milk |
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"It does seem to happen with old pics though. Personally i kind of wouldn't want to be really rude but i just couldn't do a mercy fuck its not in me.
Breaking your sofa is a bugger though, cream leather i take it. So did you pack her off home with a drink and sandwiches for the trip?
no it was a corner unit what converts to a massive play bed ...when i party ...and it went crack as she sat down ...
no she had problems and we chatted and it was civilised ...this was on another site and she revamped pics after ..
it was due to be a MMF but i intercepted the other guy on the way !!!
your a good un, i would have let him turn up and fooked of out for 3 hrs supposedly getting a bottle on milk "
jeeeze he is one of the group so i couldn't do it to him ...nice move tho ...like the thinking ...gonna watch you closely ...lmfao |
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"It does seem to happen with old pics though. Personally i kind of wouldn't want to be really rude but i just couldn't do a mercy fuck its not in me.
Breaking your sofa is a bugger though, cream leather i take it. So did you pack her off home with a drink and sandwiches for the trip?
no it was a corner unit what converts to a massive play bed ...when i party ...and it went crack as she sat down ...
no she had problems and we chatted and it was civilised ...this was on another site and she revamped pics after ..
it was due to be a MMF but i intercepted the other guy on the way !!!
your a good un, i would have let him turn up and fooked of out for 3 hrs supposedly getting a bottle on milk
jeeeze he is one of the group so i couldn't do it to him ...nice move tho ...like the thinking ...gonna watch you closely ...lmfao "
I have to say it would have been a picture to see his face when you returned. Talk about pressure to have performed lol Would he have though?
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If someone 20 years older than her photos suggested turned up I'd have to say something. I couldn't let it pass as she would need telling wouldn't she?
But there's nothing to be gained by hurting their feelings so I'd probably say something like, "Look, I'm sorry, but I do feel I've been a bit misled here. Your photos were quite clearly taken some time ago and you're not the girl in the photo anymore. Now Fuck Off!" |
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I will admit once many years ago i turned up to meet a couple in Mexbrough in a small pub. I got there early and saw them come to the bar. Now i know the camera can be deceptive but i guess we are talking 80lbs and 15 years across. Well i scarpered out the back door. That bad i even left my beer.  |
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"If someone 20 years older than her photos suggested turned up I'd have to say something. I couldn't let it pass as she would need telling wouldn't she?
But there's nothing to be gained by hurting their feelings so I'd probably say something like, "Look, I'm sorry, but I do feel I've been a bit misled here. Your photos were quite clearly taken some time ago and you're not the girl in the photo anymore. Now Fuck Off!" "
Oh bugger my plan isnt going to work then |
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"i've sent quite a few packing, all with different tales...lol, im a softie deep down, didnt dare say yr a fuckin minger now piss off "
So when you get up from my drink and you say your off to powder your nose and your ages ie you have legged it i have to presume im a minger then?
Fek !!! |
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"i've sent quite a few packing, all with different tales...lol, im a softie deep down, didnt dare say yr a fuckin minger now piss off
So when you get up from my drink and you say your off to powder your nose and your ages ie you have legged it i have to presume im a minger then?
Fek !!! "
seeing as there is a truce on
nah your not a minger.....well after a few glasses of wine u would look ok hun....you know what they say.....beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...pmsl
princess gash hotlips
actually your a cutie hun...but ssssh dont tell anyone i told ya...i will lose my street (forum) cred |
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Never let on how... but we have done.
Would hate to offend anyone.. even the more dubious offenders. Can think of a few occasions where Mrs Notts has looked at me with those ever so loving 'your dead mate' eyes.. and then its straight on to plan B... Quick sharp! |
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