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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Guffaws"  
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ? 
What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on "
Still no eye deer x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40
Is that 2 dear ????
Jesus I'm slow this morning I was thinking that was a good price  "
haha it's early Dan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40
Is that 2 dear ????
Jesus I'm slow this morning I was thinking that was a good price haha it's early Dan "
In my defence it's been a long night |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
""Guffaws"
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?
What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on
Still no idea 
How do you get two whales in a mini?"
On the M4? |
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""Guffaws"
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?
What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on
Still no idea
How do you get two whales in a mini?
On the M4?"
It used to be over the Severn bridge, but I'll give you that  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40
Is that 2 dear ????
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I don't mean to be pedantic but a deer consists of two legs and two shoulders. Therefore 8 legs will not be two deer at all. (Might still be a bargain though) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Originally Posted by :
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support |
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