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How to people on jermey Kyle get so much sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How do people on Jeremy Kyle get so much sex it amazes me .were am I going wrong maybe I need to get all my teeth removed apart from one in middle at front .I bet the hotel there all in nite before show is like a swingers club everyone swapping partners xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do people on Jeremy Kyle get so much sex it amazes me .were am I going wrong maybe I need to get all my teeth removed apart from one in middle at front .I bet the hotel there all in nite before show is like a swingers club everyone swapping partners xx"
I could knock a few teeth out for you. So you could have more sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do people on Jeremy Kyle get so much sex it amazes me .were am I going wrong maybe I need to get all my teeth removed apart from one in middle at front .I bet the hotel there all in nite before show is like a swingers club everyone swapping partners xx"
Well you know how some profiles here say "quality over quantity"... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.
You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you"
I would suspect more of a Killroy fan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because most of them like to "keep it in the family!"  "
Oooh harsh!
Keeping in their street or estate, is perhaps more accurate... well charitable anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.
You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you
I watch between 30 & 60 mins of telly a week.
Usually."
Well question time is one hour... I hope you aren't missing that |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
You'll never live like common people
You'll never do what common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and SCREW
Because there's nothing else to do. |
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"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.
You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you
I watch between 30 & 60 mins of telly a week.
Usually.
Well question time is one hour... I hope you aren't missing that"
Cba with QT anymore - used to watch it avidly - used to watch LOADS of telly in the 90s... kinda fell out of the habit.
Nope. It's Universally Challenged followed by Only Connect (for real pain) on Monday nights. That's my hour of telly.
Well and the occasional supplemental forays into YBF. That's my concession to schlock.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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There's a wonderful picture doing the rounds on facebook. It shows a chap on Kyle with no teeth, baseball cap, questionable jewellery and the caption says, 'how can he have fucked two women and I can't even get a text back?'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a wonderful picture doing the rounds on facebook. It shows a chap on Kyle with no teeth, baseball cap, questionable jewellery and the caption says, 'how can he have fucked two women and I can't even get a text back?'
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"Women" is a broad term... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They don't hang around a swingers site for 6 months in the hope of a sniff of sex. They just go to the pub,get pissed and stoned...then let the fun begin.The same thing happens week in week out everywhere. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.
You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you"
Trishaw has had more problems than her guests  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.
I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
"Well Jerry, I'm pure white trash and my daddy is in the klan but I've been seeing a black woman but she might be a man so I came to get a DNA test to see if I'm a race traitor or gay" |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.
I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
"Well Jerry, I'm pure white trash and my daddy is in the klan but I've been seeing a black woman but she might be a man so I came to get a DNA test to see if I'm a race traitor or gay" "
Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a girl on there the other week who'd been on the show 4/5 times previously with different boyfriends, that's more boyfriends than I've had in my life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.
I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer
It's all trash television "
No, I can actually relate to most the guests on Jerry Springer since my wife is actually my mother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.
I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer
It's all trash television
No, I can actually relate to most the guests on Jerry Springer since my wife is actually my mother. "
Thus reinforcing my argument not to meet people who watch trash television. Thank you. That makes you your own dad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.
I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer
It's all trash television
No, I can actually relate to most the guests on Jerry Springer since my wife is actually my mother.
Thus reinforcing my argument not to meet people who watch trash television. Thank you. That makes you your own dad? "
Er no, my dad is the guy who fucked my mom to make me. I just married her subsequently. Our child is my son and my brother. He's healthy, normal and has all 11 fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jerry Springer was a good shit-stirrer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOS0J9xtdTM
Shame about the hooker he paid for on a credit card - d'oh!
His autobiography is pretty good. "
I just love the KKK people on there, they knows he's a Jew but he always gives better than he gets. |
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I can bash a few teeth loose, empty some rancid fat upon you, anything if it helps you to achieve your goals.
I don't somehow sense that the guests are that content though.
Are they just fairly stupid people with limited scope in their lives? Are they the results of an alien impregnation programme that has gone wrong? |
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"You'll never live like common people
You'll never do what common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and SCREW
Because there's nothing else to do. "
Exactly, it's not just a song, it's a fricken mantra  |
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"There's a wonderful picture doing the rounds on facebook. It shows a chap on Kyle with no teeth, baseball cap, questionable jewellery and the caption says, 'how can he have fucked two women and I can't even get a text back?'
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yeah saw it and was sooo true lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's true, they gat put up in a hotel, given food and a free bar. Plus money.
That's why they do it  "
They get put up in a travelodge. I can't imagine life being so shit I'd make an arse of myself on telly for a free night in a travelodge.  |
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But I also hear they make them dress down eg ripped trackies caps just to make them look even chav-yer was reading some thing about how a guy was made to take off his suit and put on such but who knows |
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