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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?"

You. And your vodka

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?"

I could murder a vodka right now.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

You. And your vodka "

oi what you mean I don't usually drink

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ta, I'm sticking to cider from earlier

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yeah and a big bag of minstrels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

You. And your vodka oi what you mean I don't usually drink "

I meant I want you, and I want your vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orange juice please xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

You. And your vodka oi what you mean I don't usually drink

I meant I want you, and I want your vodka! "

best get here quick before I've overdosed on minstrels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

You. And your vodka oi what you mean I don't usually drink

I meant I want you, and I want your vodka! best get here quick before I've overdosed on minstrels"

Hmm, now I want minstrels!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coffee..... caffeine fix please xxx

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By *ecretgamesMan  over a year ago

the moon

If someone was kind enough to make me a coffee I'd be very grateful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone was kind enough to make me a coffee I'd be very grateful "

How do you take it xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

You. And your vodka oi what you mean I don't usually drink

I meant I want you, and I want your vodka! best get here quick before I've overdosed on minstrels

Hmm, now I want minstrels! "

great I take a back seat to minstrels

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If someone was kind enough to make me a coffee I'd be very grateful

How do you take it xx "

So tempted to say up the arse but I don't think that everyone would get the irony

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another cider, please. I plan on getting proper pissed tonght.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone was kind enough to make me a coffee I'd be very grateful

How do you take it xx

So tempted to say up the arse but I don't think that everyone would get the irony"

haha too late

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Can i have a massage please

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Milky coffee please and a chinese x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nesquick pinkmilk and a dolop of vanilla icecream please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Milky coffee please and a chinese x"

You sharing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A large G&T please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot Chocolate please

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

Been stood up, so unless you've got a tall, tattooed, horny guy - I'll have a large jack Daniels and diet please xx

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By *andtsurreyCouple  over a year ago

Torbay


"Hot Chocolate please "

Me too please but a very sneaky dribble of Baileys in it would really cheer me up

T

Xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Been stood up, so unless you've got a tall, tattooed, horny guy - I'll have a large jack Daniels and diet please xx"
now you mention it.... No I havent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot Chocolate please

Me too please but a very sneaky dribble of Baileys in it would really cheer me up

T

Xx "

Now that sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mojito... it's always a Mojito

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Really fresh Churros and chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After the day I've had.... G & T thanks.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan  over a year ago

torquay

off to bed soon, so a glass of milk for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A southern comfort please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large glass of red wine please. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rachael Riley please ha xx

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By *ecretgamesMan  over a year ago

the moon


"If someone was kind enough to make me a coffee I'd be very grateful

How do you take it xx "

Oh I'm not fussy hot and frothy with a nice creamy head will do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An I.P.A. please

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

The moon on a stick, pls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

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By *ecretgamesMan  over a year ago

the moon


"The moon on a stick, pls"

Oh I have one of those ..... Wait sry

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on "

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?"

A large Sauvignon blanc and a peach please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A back rub and maybe a cheeky vodka.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

A large Sauvignon blanc and a peach please "

what kind of peach?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

"

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks "

Is that your final answer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

"

Lool final final answer

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on "
Jason who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?

A large Sauvignon blanc and a peach please what kind of peach?"

A nice juicy one please

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer "

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm on peppermint tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

"

Go on then I'll phone a friend

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend "

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

"

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse "

Each to there own

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse

Each to there own "

whose jason

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse

Each to there own whose jason"

Your kidding right

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse

Each to there own whose jason"

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvtIj_sPwU

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville

Can I order another vodka and diet (full fat hurts my teeth) and Stilton and crackers pls x ooo and anyone offering a cheeky back rub would be appreciated. Bad day = bad back

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse

Each to there own whose jason

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvtIj_sPwU"

oh ffs who would want to shag someone looking like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to go and nail this woman that wants me to fuck her with my Jason mask on

No. That's just disturbing.

The nurse will be along shortly with your meds.

Wasn't my request and I don't need any meds thanks

Is that your final answer?

Lool final final answer

Sure you don't want to ask the audience?

Go on then I'll phone a friend

You do that.

As I said, the nurse will be along shortly.

Funny you should say that cause she is actually a nurse

Each to there own whose jason

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvtIj_sPwUoh ffs who would want to shag someone looking like that"

Not me lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just back from the Hilton sky lounge - the room is spinning

Ok nightcap

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid! "

Definitely not tipping! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid!

Definitely not tipping! X"

So it's okay if I eat the yellow snow?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid!

Definitely not tipping! X

So it's okay if I eat the yellow snow? "

you crack on

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid! "

ha I forgot about the thread to too tipsy on vodka lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid! ha I forgot about the thread to too tipsy on vodka lol

"

Lush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi!!! I could have sworn I ordered a Mojito 20 minutes ago....

....request changed....

I would like a new barmaid!

Definitely not tipping! X

So it's okay if I eat the yellow snow?

you crack on "

Thank you xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Last orders bars closing due to a tipsy barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a very large vodka what do you want?"

The whole fecking bottle.....with a thimbleful of irn bru for a mixer.

It's the Scottish national drink ye ken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

something to make me sleep - lacking seriously the last few days

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