Don't know why but this thread has put me in mind of a musical episode of 2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps where Janet sang a line about "just don't come near me with knob cheese..!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two in the pink one in the stink, that's called the shocker according to steel panther, there are some great songs from them including.

Eating ain't cheating

(My cock is) community property

It won't suck itself

Check them out they are a great band

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang on a minute..!! How come nobody has referenced the classic old forum thread "cock snot up your fart pipe" yet?? Amateurs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

http://youtu.be/hSmanhbQ7vg

There you go lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tits like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off for a Tommy tank

I'd smash the granny off her

I'm going to smash her back door in

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple over a year ago

Derby

"Two in the pink one in the stink, that's called the shocker according to steel panther, there are some great songs from them including.

Eating ain't cheating

(My cock is) community property

It won't suck itself

Check them out they are a great band

Been to see them twice at rock city.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you ever seen a pussy you wouldn't know wether to fuck it or slide it a saucer of milk (starred up) lool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny batter, crude but that's kitchens for ya..

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

The mini van. Two in the front, 5 in the front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladygoo

I've got her second album.

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

Every holes a goal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tongue punch your fart box makes

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By *rp861Man over a year ago

devizes

"Tongue punch your fart box makes

One of my favs!

"Spocking" is a good one.

"Boston pancake"

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Face like a plasterer's radio"

"Launching Captain Picard into warp speed"

I used to love Roger's Profanisaurus (Viz)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cod in batter keeps you safe from the botty slappers

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