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"Now she was funny " Spank me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.... Thanks for the laughs. RIP. | |||
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"Is she the lady who used to do those funny little ditties on the piano? Xxx" Yes she was. Very funny | |||
"Geez what happened to her?" Cancer | |||
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"Is she the lady who used to do those funny little ditties on the piano? Xxx Yes she was. Very funny" That's sad. She was comedy gold. Xx | |||
"Geez what happened to her? Cancer" Oh God rip | |||
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T xx | |||
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I loved her, she was.. there's no one like her. | |||
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Wankers !!
http://youtu.be/oAM2cLhBFzU | |||
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"Now she was funny Spank me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.... Thanks for the laughs. RIP. Bend me over backwards on my hostess trolley " | |||
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"Freda and Barry sat one night The sky was clear, the stars were bright The wind was soft, the mood was up Freda drained her cocoa cup She licked her lips, she felt sublime She switched off Gardener's Question Time Barry cringed in fear and dread When Freda grabbed his tie and said Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite I'm on fire with desire I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I don't believe in too much sex This fashion for passion makes me a nervous wreck No derision, my decision - I'd rather watch McCalmans on the television I can't do it, I can't do it tonight But she said Let's do it, let's do it till our hearts go boom Go native, creative, we'll do it in the living room It's folly, it's jolly Bend me over backwards on the hostess trolley Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, my heavy-breathing days are gone I'm older, I'm colder, it's other things that turn me on Yes, I'm boring, I'm imploring I want to read this catalogue on vinyl flooring I can't do it, I can't do it tonight Then she said Come on, let's do it, let's do it, have a crazy night of love I'll strip bare, I'll just wear stilettos and an oven glove Don't give me no palaver Dangle from the wardrobe in your balaclava Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I know I'll only get it wrong No angle for me to dangle, my arms have never been that strong Stop shouting, stop pouting You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting I can't do it, can't do it tonight But she said Let's do it, let's do it, have a night of old romance Poetic, frenetic, this could be your last big chance Read Milton, eat Stilton Roll with gay abandon on a tufted Wilton Let's do it, let's do it tonight Then he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I've got such a lot of jobs on hand Don't grouse around the house, I've got a busy evening planned Stop nagging, I'm flagging, You know as well as me that the pipes need lagging Can't do it, can't do it tonight Then she said Let's do it, let's do it while I'm really in the mood It's years and years since I got you even semi-nude Get drastic, gymnastic Wear the baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I must refuse to get undressed It's chilly, I feel silly to go without my thermal vest Don't choose me, don't use me Mum sent a note saying you must excuse me Can't do it, can't do it tonight Then she said Let's do it, let's do it, I really absolutely must I won't exempt you, I want to tempt you I want to drive you mad with lust No caution, just contortions Smear an avocado on my lower portions Let's do it, let's do it tonight Be mighty, be flighty Come and melt the buttons on my flame-proof nightie Let's do it, let's do it tonight Not meekly, not bleakly Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly Let's do it, let's do it tonight rip such great memories of a very funny lady"  | |||
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"Now she was funny " Really. I don't think I ever thought that. I'm more annoyed about the lack of female comedians on tv, because she was usually the one they dragged out. Similar to Lenny Henry being the only black comedian they seem to ever use just to tick boxes I guess | |||
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"I couldn't find a raspberry yoghurt so I got you a meat n potato pie instead. "That's my fave. Typical Lancashire school girls. | |||
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"Very shocking! One of my favourite comedians. Extremely gifted with language like Ronnie Barker. I remember the first time she was on TV - That's Life with Esther Rantzen playing comedy songs about one of the stories they did each week. " Couldn't agree more. An often under rated talent. I also didn't know she was ill. Sad | |||
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"Freda and Barry sat one night The sky was clear, the stars were bright The wind was soft, the mood was up Freda drained her cocoa cup She licked her lips, she felt sublime She switched off Gardener's Question Time Barry cringed in fear and dread When Freda grabbed his tie and said Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite I'm on fire with desire I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I don't believe in too much sex This fashion for passion makes me a nervous wreck No derision, my decision - I'd rather watch McCalmans on the television I can't do it, I can't do it tonight But she said Let's do it, let's do it till our hearts go boom Go native, creative, we'll do it in the living room It's folly, it's jolly Bend me over backwards on the hostess trolley Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, my heavy-breathing days are gone I'm older, I'm colder, it's other things that turn me on Yes, I'm boring, I'm imploring I want to read this catalogue on vinyl flooring I can't do it, I can't do it tonight Then she said Come on, let's do it, let's do it, have a crazy night of love I'll strip bare, I'll just wear stilettos and an oven glove Don't give me no palaver Dangle from the wardrobe in your balaclava Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I know I'll only get it wrong No angle for me to dangle, my arms have never been that strong Stop shouting, stop pouting You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting I can't do it, can't do it tonight But she said Let's do it, let's do it, have a night of old romance Poetic, frenetic, this could be your last big chance Read Milton, eat Stilton Roll with gay abandon on a tufted Wilton Let's do it, let's do it tonight Then he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I've got such a lot of jobs on hand Don't grouse around the house, I've got a busy evening planned Stop nagging, I'm flagging, You know as well as me that the pipes need lagging Can't do it, can't do it tonight Then she said Let's do it, let's do it while I'm really in the mood It's years and years since I got you even semi-nude Get drastic, gymnastic Wear the baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I must refuse to get undressed It's chilly, I feel silly to go without my thermal vest Don't choose me, don't use me Mum sent a note saying you must excuse me Can't do it, can't do it tonight Then she said Let's do it, let's do it, I really absolutely must I won't exempt you, I want to tempt you I want to drive you mad with lust No caution, just contortions Smear an avocado on my lower portions Let's do it, let's do it tonight Be mighty, be flighty Come and melt the buttons on my flame-proof nightie Let's do it, let's do it tonight Not meekly, not bleakly Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly Let's do it, let's do it tonight rip such great memories of a very funny lady" You are a legend and this is what I think of everything time I think of Victoria Wood. I'm gutted she's gone, she seemed such a genuine Katy and she gave zero fucks what others got up to. She was all for it.  she definitely is a big loss this year | |||
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"Freda and Barry sat one night The sky was clear, the stars were bright The wind was soft, the mood was up Freda drained her cocoa cup She licked her lips, she felt sublime She switched off Gardener's Question Time Barry cringed in fear and dread When Freda grabbed his tie and said Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right I'm feeling appealing, I've really got an appetite I'm on fire with desire I could handle half the tenors in the male voice choir Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I don't believe in too much sex This fashion for passion makes me a nervous wreck No derision, my decision - I'd rather watch McCalmans on the television I can't do it, I can't do it tonight But she said Let's do it, let's do it till our hearts go boom Go native, creative, we'll do it in the living room It's folly, it's jolly Bend me over backwards on the hostess trolley Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, my heavy-breathing days are gone I'm older, I'm colder, it's other things that turn me on Yes, I'm boring, I'm imploring I want to read this catalogue on vinyl flooring I can't do it, I can't do it tonight Then she said Come on, let's do it, let's do it, have a crazy night of love I'll strip bare, I'll just wear stilettos and an oven glove Don't give me no palaver Dangle from the wardrobe in your balaclava Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I know I'll only get it wrong No angle for me to dangle, my arms have never been that strong Stop shouting, stop pouting You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting I can't do it, can't do it tonight But she said Let's do it, let's do it, have a night of old romance Poetic, frenetic, this could be your last big chance Read Milton, eat Stilton Roll with gay abandon on a tufted Wilton Let's do it, let's do it tonight Then he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I've got such a lot of jobs on hand Don't grouse around the house, I've got a busy evening planned Stop nagging, I'm flagging, You know as well as me that the pipes need lagging Can't do it, can't do it tonight Then she said Let's do it, let's do it while I'm really in the mood It's years and years since I got you even semi-nude Get drastic, gymnastic Wear the baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic Let's do it, let's do it tonight But he said I can't do it, I can't do it, I must refuse to get undressed It's chilly, I feel silly to go without my thermal vest Don't choose me, don't use me Mum sent a note saying you must excuse me Can't do it, can't do it tonight Then she said Let's do it, let's do it, I really absolutely must I won't exempt you, I want to tempt you I want to drive you mad with lust No caution, just contortions Smear an avocado on my lower portions Let's do it, let's do it tonight Be mighty, be flighty Come and melt the buttons on my flame-proof nightie Let's do it, let's do it tonight Not meekly, not bleakly Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly Let's do it, let's do it tonight rip such great memories of a very funny lady You are a legend and this is what I think of everything time I think of Victoria Wood. I'm gutted she's gone, she seemed such a genuine Katy and she gave zero fucks what others got up to. She was all for it. she definitely is a big loss this year "*LADY | |||
"Now she was funny " A proper talent. | |||
"Now she was funny Really. I don't think I ever thought that. I'm more annoyed about the lack of female comedians on tv, because she was usually the one they dragged out. Similar to Lenny Henry being the only black comedian they seem to ever use just to tick boxes I guess" Just a matter of taste, e.g. I thought David Bowie was shite. I found VW funny. Not just token female funny, actually funny. | |||
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""Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly, let's do it, let's do it tonight!"" That always makes me smile lol  | |||
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""I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys in the middle of the room .... I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years" "brilliant I'd think of songs but couldn't write them He'd only fart and attempt to light them Things would never work out | |||
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"Now she was funny Spank me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.... Thanks for the laughs. RIP. " | |||
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"BBC2 now - they're showing As Seen on TV as a tribute. " Thank fuck for Netflix | |||
"BBC2 now - they're showing As Seen on TV as a tribute. Thank fuck for Netflix "Ok just tried 5 mins just to try and see if I was mean spirited. But she's not funny | |||
"BBC2 now - they're showing As Seen on TV as a tribute. Thank fuck for Netflix
Ok just tried 5 mins just to try and see if I was mean spirited. But she's not funny"I'm laughing. | |||
