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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up  "
uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I leave mine at an angle to confuse every fucker  "
Great idea..The men could kneel down and piss through the front...and the ladies could hover and piss through the hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet "
I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet. I can understand if it's a public toilet but in someone's Home? My husband and son both sit down at home and when using someone else's toilet. There is no need to stand up and spray everywhere......
Ooops....seems I'm in a grump this morning.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet
I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet. I can understand if it's a public toilet but in someone's Home? My husband and son both sit down at home and when using someone else's toilet. There is no need to stand up and spray everywhere......
Ooops....seems I'm in a grump this morning...."
Why sit down in all those germs when we can stand? My aim is quite good unless I've had too many beers and the lights are off. It wouldn't be the first time I've found myself in the wardrobe rather than the ensuite!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lid should be closed before flushing for hygiene reasons. That's why toilets have lids. "
Thought it was so you had somewhere to rest your tea and newspaper while removing your trousers |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet
I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet. I can understand if it's a public toilet but in someone's Home? My husband and son both sit down at home and when using someone else's toilet. There is no need to stand up and spray everywhere......
Ooops....seems I'm in a grump this morning...."
there are plenty of women that over over the pan when pissing.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet
I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet. I can understand if it's a public toilet but in someone's Home? My husband and son both sit down at home and when using someone else's toilet. There is no need to stand up and spray everywhere......
Ooops....seems I'm in a grump this morning....there are plenty of women that over over the pan when pissing.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much"
Huh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up "
Same here. I don't want to sit on a piss soaked seat or have to keep cleaning it,and the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet
I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet. I can understand if it's a public toilet but in someone's Home? My husband and son both sit down at home and when using someone else's toilet. There is no need to stand up and spray everywhere......
Ooops....seems I'm in a grump this morning....there are plenty of women that over over the pan when pissing.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much"
Do what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet."
Penis rubs against the rim of the toilet, not pleasant. Toilet could be spotless and just bleached etc but it still doesn't feel clean.
Spraying isn't about aiming, it's just the design of the human body, odd tinkles fly about.
These days most bathrooms have a bleach spray in them doesn't take two seconds to give the rim a quick spray and wipe down with a bit of loo roll before you flush, just good manners and courtesy really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up "
This ..Just laziness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It doesn't bother me the lid what bothers me is when my sons and ads leaves the actual seat up and I am desperate for a pee and I sit on the bare cold porcelain and suction myself to it!!
G x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a post going round on fb from a man, stating he fully understands now as he rushed to the toilet and ended up with his arse sucked in the hole and his balls dropping into the water. Whilst that isn't the same for woman, the not realising it's up and falling down isn't pleasant. But then neither is sitting on a toilet seat that is covered in wee, as the man couldn't aim. So I'd rather get sucked in, than sit on a seat of wee. |
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"Ours stays down to stop the dog drinking out of it. "
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Ha ha,that made me laugh 
I had a Border Collie that cocked his leg against ours while I was in the bath with an ex 
He was a clever doggie and must have learned something off me afterall |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"The lid should be closed before flushing for hygiene reasons. That's why toilets have lids.
When you live alone does it matter though? I know how to clean my toilet when its necessary "
I live alone and always close it before flushing. My toothbrush is in the same room. The power of the flush disperses water droplets around the room. Eurgh. |
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"Doesn't send me into a rage if it's left open, I just think it's more hygienic to flush with the lid down."
It is - research has shown that everything within a metre gets contaminated with fecal matter and most toothbrushes are kept within 1 metre! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn't send me into a rage if it's left open, I just think it's more hygienic to flush with the lid down.
Do you bleach the top of the bog lid everytime you open it then "
No, like FM said, it's to stop the spray hitting the surrounding area. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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There are lots of things that are dirtier than toilet seats which don't seem to phase us.
The steering wheel in your car is twice as dirty and unhygienic than your toilet seat. The buttons on your microwave and even your mobile phone have more germs/ bacteria!
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"It's because the toilet; due to the hinge mechanism, is class a a machine... they just can't operate it
That's my last post on the forum....  "
Ooh you're losing a lot of brownie points with that one......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an article on this on Jeremy Vine radio show last year.
Apparently a domestic WC is not designed to be used standing up. By anyone! This from the guy who is head of the WC manufacturers organisation thingy.
No matter how careful your aim there is always overspray of micro drops you cannot see. The seat should always be down. And the lid closed before flushing to prevent spray out! |
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"Doesn't send me into a rage if it's left open, I just think it's more hygienic to flush with the lid down.
Do you bleach the top of the bog lid everytime you open it then
No, like FM said, it's to stop the spray hitting the surrounding area."
"Surrounding area", do you have an explosive toilet |
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"Doesn't send me into a rage if it's left open, I just think it's more hygienic to flush with the lid down.
Do you bleach the top of the bog lid everytime you open it then
No, like FM said, it's to stop the spray hitting the surrounding area.
"Surrounding area", do you have an explosive toilet "
Bwahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No matter how careful your aim there is always overspray of micro drops you cannot see."
Micro being the operative word.
There was a post on facebook stating that somewhere every day someone does the world's biggest poo of that day and don't even realise it. If YOU did that massive poo of the day, biggest in the world, and you flushed the toilet with your tooth brush in a glass on the cistern and the lid open...then brushed your teeth...you know how much damage you'l do? None. None at all. It's micro drops, it doesn't matter, never will.
Women should put the seat back up after use  |
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"No matter how careful your aim there is always overspray of micro drops you cannot see.
Micro being the operative word.
There was a post on facebook stating that somewhere every day someone does the world's biggest poo of that day and don't even realise it. If YOU did that massive poo of the day, biggest in the world, and you flushed the toilet with your tooth brush in a glass on the cistern and the lid open...then brushed your teeth...you know how much damage you'l do? None. None at all. It's micro drops, it doesn't matter, never will.
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Micro-drops containing other people's fecal matter. Lovely. You might wanna google E coli one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No matter how careful your aim there is always overspray of micro drops you cannot see.
Micro being the operative word.
There was a post on facebook stating that somewhere every day someone does the world's biggest poo of that day and don't even realise it. If YOU did that massive poo of the day, biggest in the world, and you flushed the toilet with your tooth brush in a glass on the cistern and the lid open...then brushed your teeth...you know how much damage you'l do? None. None at all. It's micro drops, it doesn't matter, never will.
Micro-drops containing other people's fecal matter. Lovely. You might wanna google E coli one day "
I'll google it if I catch it, so far so good |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"No matter how careful your aim there is always overspray of micro drops you cannot see.
Micro being the operative word.
There was a post on facebook stating that somewhere every day someone does the world's biggest poo of that day and don't even realise it. If YOU did that massive poo of the day, biggest in the world, and you flushed the toilet with your tooth brush in a glass on the cistern and the lid open...then brushed your teeth...you know how much damage you'l do? None. None at all. It's micro drops, it doesn't matter, never will.
Micro-drops containing other people's fecal matter. Lovely. You might wanna google E coli one day
I'll google it if I catch it, so far so good "
I don't care how microscopic the drops are. I'd like to avoid ingesting shit. |
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"No matter how careful your aim there is always overspray of micro drops you cannot see.
Micro being the operative word.
There was a post on facebook stating that somewhere every day someone does the world's biggest poo of that day and don't even realise it. If YOU did that massive poo of the day, biggest in the world, and you flushed the toilet with your tooth brush in a glass on the cistern and the lid open...then brushed your teeth...you know how much damage you'l do? None. None at all. It's micro drops, it doesn't matter, never will.
Micro-drops containing other people's fecal matter. Lovely. You might wanna google E coli one day
I'll google it if I catch it, so far so good
I don't care how microscopic the drops are. I'd like to avoid ingesting shit."
Lol, that's why you won't find me rimming either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't care how microscopic the drops are. I'd like to avoid ingesting shit."
There's more turdage and insect bits in your average chocolate bar than would be on your toothbrush in a year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It doesn't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me are men that can't aim and piss all over place and leave it for someone else to clean up uurgh yes tbat annoys me. Bad aimers and those who think their dicks are so long they can stand further from the toilet
I don't understand why men don't sit down when they use the toilet. I can understand if it's a public toilet but in someone's Home? My husband and son both sit down at home and when using someone else's toilet. There is no need to stand up and spray everywhere......
Ooops....seems I'm in a grump this morning...."
Standing up or sitting down is irrelevant with a hard on. What do we do then? |
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"I don't care how microscopic the drops are. I'd like to avoid ingesting shit.
There's more turdage and insect bits in your average chocolate bar than would be on your toothbrush in a year. "
I have a feeling the man from Cadbury's would dispute that, the whole damn factory would get shut down if they tested positive for fecal matter.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lid should be closed before flushing for hygiene reasons. That's why toilets have lids. "
Thank you thank you! I've always explained this to folk for years! I thought it was just me |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I don't care how microscopic the drops are. I'd like to avoid ingesting shit.
There's more turdage and insect bits in your average chocolate bar than would be on your toothbrush in a year. "
And I see no merit in adding to that quota. I have control over the flushing of my toilet. I don't over the production of foodstuffs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's more turdage and insect bits in your average chocolate bar than would be on your toothbrush in a year.
I have a feeling the man from Cadbury's would dispute that, the whole damn factory would get shut down if they tested positive for fecal matter. "
Certain types of candies and chocolates contain ingredients that are produced from insect feces. Confectioner’s glaze or resinous glazes are ingredients that are used to produce a smooth, shiny coating on certain types of candy and chocolates. These particular ingredients are produced by the female lac insect and are derived from its feces.
Bon appetit |
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"There's more turdage and insect bits in your average chocolate bar than would be on your toothbrush in a year.
I have a feeling the man from Cadbury's would dispute that, the whole damn factory would get shut down if they tested positive for fecal matter.
Certain types of candies and chocolates contain ingredients that are produced from insect feces. Confectioner’s glaze or resinous glazes are ingredients that are used to produce a smooth, shiny coating on certain types of candy and chocolates. These particular ingredients are produced by the female lac insect and are derived from its feces.
Bon appetit "
Hardly the same hun - bacterial contamination is the point, not origin. |
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