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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
okay... trying to battle man-flu at the mo, anyone got any solutions.. am on the beechams all in one, and ribena and generally everything on the planet as i hate being ill......
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over a year ago
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"okay... trying to battle man-flu at the mo, anyone got any solutions.. am on the beechams all in one, and ribena and generally everything on the planet as i hate being ill......
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Drink lots and lots of water... dehydration will be making you feel lousy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"colds are a good excuse for a mug of warm milk...little dollop of honey...and a tot of whiskey  "
....and for those who are lactose intolerant.....a double shot of whisky. |
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over a year ago
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"colds are a good excuse for a mug of warm milk...little dollop of honey...and a tot of whiskey
....and for those who are lactose intolerant.....a double shot of whisky."
.... i think i feel a cold coming on.....
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"colds are a good excuse for a mug of warm milk...little dollop of honey...and a tot of whiskey
....and for those who are lactose intolerant.....a double shot of whisky."
It should be pointed out that it is NOT necessary to have the cold in order to imbibe the above.
Regularly.
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"colds are a good excuse for a mug of warm milk...little dollop of honey...and a tot of whiskey
....and for those who are lactose intolerant.....a double shot of whisky.
It should be pointed out that it is NOT necessary to have the cold in order to imbibe the above.
Regularly.
(hic)"
prevention is better than cure. |
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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
okay... health update... feeling worse and now when i sneeze it triggers off a nose bleed...
use to happen when i was younger but i think this is the first time it has happened since i was 14....
seriously not impressed now...
right.. putting out a call for a female nurse.... preferably one with a short uniform...I know they exist i've seen em in clubs!!!! 
p.s the thermometer or any other medical equipment only goes in my mouth...
p.p.s no...."cock" doesn't count as medical equipment
think i have covered any smutty thoughts you have to ruin my fantasy...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do all of the above and your cold will clear up and be gone in seven days.
Alternatively, you can just ignore it and it will hang around for about a week... |
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