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Let's hear it for the shiny tops!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, the "long hair on men" thread currently sits at 62 posts.
Can a thread for the shiny tops catch it up?
Let's hear it for those more folically challenged.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc"
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight "
Find yourself a turkish barber.
A bit of manpering never hurt anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight
Find yourself a turkish barber.
A bit of manpering never hurt anyone. "
Turkish barber round here sets them alight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight
Find yourself a turkish barber.
A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.
Turkish barber round here sets them alight "
Mine too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight
Find yourself a turkish barber.
A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.
Turkish barber round here sets them alight
Mine too. "
Fookin pyromaniacs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I rather like shaved heads.
The only problem with a shiny top is with motorboating. I might think I've grown a third tit .....  "
Bloody hell you must have hard tits. I don't normally mistake my head for a tit.......oh wait....I have been called tithead quite often  |
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight
Find yourself a turkish barber.
A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.
Turkish barber round here sets them alight "
Even the extra bum-hair? Arent they worried about blow-back?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.
Mr ddc
I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight
Find yourself a turkish barber.
A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.
Turkish barber round here sets them alight
Even the extra bum-hair? Arent they worried about blow-back?
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Blow back, much worse than that! Best not stick it near my bum, I'd blow the bleddy doors orf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I rather like shaved heads.
The only problem with a shiny top is with motorboating. I might think I've grown a third tit ..... "
There's not an emoji for that plplplplplplplplp noise thing with your lips is there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love my shaved/bald head a spray of Mr sheen and a good buff and I am ready to go.Some lovely ladies here loving a baldy if you fancy seeing Grant Mitchell lookalike I will send you a face pic be warned it's scary.  |
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"Hair only grows on c@#ts and monkeys thats what I say...
..I usually get punched straight after."
My gran used to say "the activity of a man's brain stops hair growth. The activity of a woman's jaw stops it growing there...
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hair only grows on c@#ts and monkeys thats what I say...
..I usually get punched straight after.
My gran used to say "the activity of a man's brain stops hair growth. The activity of a woman's jaw stops it growing there...
Mr ddc"
I like you gran..... (is she on fab?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hooray....!!!
A thread for us shaven ravers...!
I'm happy to report that I've found lots of ladies like a polished bonce...!
Shaven?
Pfft, amateur
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To be fair, it's only a tiny bit left that I have to shave now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I started balding at 17 so this is definitely where I belong. 18 for me mate sucks but it's life lol"
Me too guys.... life is life. Still having fun as an ugly bald one |
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