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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?
Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?
And any other sexy male jobs? I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Builders. I love builders mucky filthy builders.
By trade I'm a carer but by qualification I'm a beauty therapist/AA2 first wider.
But atm I'm off on the sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chef and security so my jobs aren't exactly sexy at all. Only thing about chefs is the girls like the fact I can make nice food for them and spoil them. Security to some women they like the feeling they are safe and looked after and also senses the testosterone levels go up when it kicks off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My man is a business/life coach. I was his client. Now we are on fab on a new adventure together I used to love a builder but theres something very hot about a tall, dark, handsome, mysterious man in a suit who has talked his way into my head and unleashed my deepest wildest thoughts and fantasies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I polish metal lool It's hard, filthy graft and I love it. Dangerous machine work where your losing your arm if you slip up once "
Oh, definately not sexy either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The men who work for the bank opposite my office are some of the best dressed men I've ever seen in London. So I'd say traders. "
Some people are attractive until they open their mouths... traders are near the top of that list... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?
Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?
And any other sexy male jobs? I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."
How about a stock analysts desk??
My job isn't sexy at all! It's nerdy and boring |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?
Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?
And any other sexy male jobs? I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."
Lumberjacks!
As for female sexy jobs, I personally find armed forces girl really sexy |
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"Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?
Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?"
dinner lady maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do us pest controllers get a mention? We are the 5th emergency service.
not sexy but had sex with a few customers
Not my idea of sexy tbh"
I carry a big pole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Equine Vet - mine always seem to be hot as hell! "
I've got a gorgeous one but hestill crap, I always feel a bit torn when I have to ask for someone else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh I totally forgot, there are some gorgeous bouncers I see out on a weekend. I don't know why but they often look hotter than the guys in the bar/club.
I think I have a thing for uniforms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a boring manager during week but weekends I spend Saturday rebuilding cars(mechanic),Sundays renovating house(builder)also part time fireman(uniform)in the ta (soldier)studying for law exam (lawyer) and I still struggle to get meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about a Motorsport tech??? Lots of tools and grime!!!! And mega hot grid girls!
You mean a mechanic? I hate the smell of petrol "
What are you talking about Girl?
Petrol smells awesome . It's the distinctive smell of gearbox oil that you want to stay away from. That lingers around for ages. Not very pleasant at all |
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"I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."
Well, if you're ever in the West End... you get a pretty good view too, though mine would be even better!
I sometimes visit Cambridge where we 'hot desk'. Gives a whole new meaning to that phrase! So there you go, you could even pick your desk (or desks!!). Mmmm indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Builders. I love builders mucky filthy builders.
By trade I'm a carer but by qualification I'm a beauty therapist/AA2 first wider.
But atm I'm off on the sick " lol you want mucky! |
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MANLY but sensitive tree surgeons are making too many women fall in love with them, it has been claimed.
Researchers found that 82 per cent of the UK’s female population currently has feelings for trees surgeons, who are strong and brave but also know about nature.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “‘Tree surgeon’ isn’t so much a real job as a contrived female fantasy.
“But those men are getting so much romance that practically everyone else is being excluded.”
Office manager Helen Archer said: “They have chainsaws, and they are also clever enough to know the latin names of things. I’m in.”
25-year-old tree surgeon Joseph Turner said: “This morning I performed an emergency procedure on a mighty oak.
“I saved its life but in the process a small mouse emerged from the trunk which I scooped up in my large callused hand and carried to safety.
“Then I did some dangerous climbing stuff but was not scared.”
Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “I can fix a broken toilet but I’ve not been on a date since 2012. Fucking tree surgeons, fuck off.”
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By (user no longer on site)
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I get lots of flanter and innuendo but contrary to misconception my job doesn't get me laid that often as most girls that give me their number are too embarrassed the following day |
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"I get lots of flanter and innuendo but contrary to misconception my job doesn't get me laid that often as most girls that give me their number are too embarrassed the following day "
I drove a cab from the age of 19 and worked the desk from 14 (dad had a firm) and I must say I got my fare share of back seat fun I even used to get offers on the desk at 14. maybe it's just the area |
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"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning. "
I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)
I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa??? |
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"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.
I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)
I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa??? "
I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders |
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"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.
I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)
I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???
I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.
I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)
I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???
I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders "
Of course they're not....they only lift daft wee tiles while we chuck steel tube about like matchsticks |
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"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.
I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)
I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???
I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders
Of course they're not....they only lift daft wee tiles while we chuck steel tube about like matchsticks "
Noticed that and I bet great pole dancers . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.
I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)
I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???
I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders
Of course they're not....they only lift daft wee tiles while we chuck steel tube about like matchsticks
Noticed that and I bet great pole dancers . "
And I pride myself on providing a rock solid erection! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am a sailor, but my trade isn't sexy, I'm the guy that's stood behind the counter giving out the uniform and equipment that you see for all of 2 seconds when you see a film about the military. |
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