Dating jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any one know any good dating jokes here is mine .

My last girlfriend asked me to shave her pussy but she wasn't happy when I did it took me ages to catch that fucking cat .

An old girlfriend said we should introduce toys into the bedroom I don't know why she threw my new monoply out of the bedroom window

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dating life is one big joke....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My gf always complains when I chew loudly. It's hardly fair, I don't complain about her pubes in my mouth

By *ellblessMan over a year ago

Berkshire

"My dating life is one big joke....

If I were closer I would ask you out for some wine and a cheeky meal