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over a year ago
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The Jolly Rancher one.
"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Jolly Rancher one.
"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth.""
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Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine
Don't start me up on this one.
Are you more of a Marathon fan?"
Was she wearing any snickers?
Did he do it to malteser
I bet the negative press was no picnic
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. "
Crikey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. "
When I was a teen, I used to work with an older gay gent who would frequently ask for sanitary towels for a similar reason. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine
Don't start me up on this one.
Are you more of a Marathon fan?
Was she wearing any snickers?
Did he do it to malteser
I bet the negative press was no picnic
Lol"
There is no record of her doing a TWIRL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage.
When I was a teen, I used to work with an older gay gent who would frequently ask for sanitary towels for a similar reason. "
There may be some Creedence to this tale then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jon Davies named his band after hearing about a guy rimming another and a piece or corn popped out on his tongue hence Korn.
Although this may not be a myth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Angela Rippon is legendary around the BBC in her penchant for younger men.
Apparently there is a sound recording from the late 90's of her fucking a young sound engineer who hadn't turned off the mikes, which includes the immortal phrase "Fuck me till I fart your juice"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lisa Stansfield and 'space docking'.
I had to Google this phrase. Wish I hadn't now.I darent look lol,any clues"
I made the mistake of looking, not nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya.... Thats not a myth!"
It is a myth I'm afraid, it's been disproven as fake by many different sources |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya.... Thats not a myth!
It is a myth I'm afraid, it's been disproven as fake by many different sources"
ah ok, the picture was disgusting iirc |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya.... Thats not a myth!
It is a myth I'm afraid, it's been disproven as fake by many different sources"
What about all the other pics? |
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A woman is asked to come in for the results of an STD test. The police are waiting to arrest her as she has genital worms.
Something you can only get from fucking dead people (she worked in a funeral home) |
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"I've heard there's a video of a guy using something glass as a dildo and it shatters while up his arse. Never knew if that's true or not "
Yeah I've seen that. Its a jar. Dunno if its real or a fake but was very difficult to watch  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"There's a gross one about a woman and a lobster which is pretty grim too "
I think that was an anti lesbian propaganda broadcast on behalf of the stilted and repressed party.
It was one of the more horrific Darwin Award winners none the less |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I've heard there's a video of a guy using something glass as a dildo and it shatters while up his arse. Never knew if that's true or not
Yeah I've seen that. Its a jar. Dunno if its real or a fake but was very difficult to watch "
That one is real, two girls one cup is fake |
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