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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hmmmm this is a hard one
stand in front of a mirror for a bit
go on a boys night out (just to see if its any different to a girls night out)
then wish i was back as a female
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd spend all day drinking water and pissing against trees, walls, car wheels, etc. Then go home and get things down off the top shelf. Oh, yeah, then I'd go and move those paving slabs in the garden. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again) "
you win lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again)
you win lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again) "
Ha, made me chuckle and spill my tea down my shirt!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do my entire years clothes shopping in 2 hours
Go into men's loo to see if men wash their hands, how can they be so quick
Arrange a night out in a 30 seconds chat with male friend - Friday beer, yeah, 6pm - deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go gym and see if men are obviously perving or if they are acctually discreet
Post a meet and see if women do really get hundreds of messages
See what it's like for a woman in a club dancing dirty |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Send random fancy a shag messages.
Slather the balls with 3 pots of anti-wrinkle cream just to see if it had any effect.
Use public transport for a couple of hours so I could 'manspread' to my heart's content. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go out get my hair and nails done.
Go shopping for hours before buying the dress I saw in the first shop and then having to revisit all the shops to find shoes, coat and a handbag that matched.
Go out and see for myself how lecherous some men can be before heading home with the most charming and funniest guy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd spend all day drinking water and pissing against trees, walls, car wheels, etc. Then go home and get things down off the top shelf. Oh, yeah, then I'd go and move those paving slabs in the garden. x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..
3 things you say?
Clean the house,
Make a lovely roast dinner,
Tackle the ironing pile lol
Hang on a minute! I do that anyway   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..
3 things you say?
Clean the house,
Make a lovely roast dinner,
Tackle the ironing pile lol
Hang on a minute! I do that anyway "
Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested? |
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After the 1st hour of "wow I can fit so many things in there" I'd then abuse my powers of womanhood to get free stuff (hey virgin working in game you can fuck me bareback for hours for a ps4)
followed by more hours of seeing just how big a thing I can fit in me.
All wrapped up with a nice bubble bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..
3 things you say?
Clean the house,
Make a lovely roast dinner,
Tackle the ironing pile lol
Hang on a minute! I do that anyway
Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..
3 things you say?
Clean the house,
Make a lovely roast dinner,
Tackle the ironing pile lol
Hang on a minute! I do that anyway
Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 Get ready for a meet in 5 minutes.
2 Have sex with a woman both vaginal and anal, starting with a blow job- so I know how it feels, and can improve my technique when I am a woman again.
3 Work out how to get a metal cock ring off an erect penis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..
3 things you say?
Clean the house,
Make a lovely roast dinner,
Tackle the ironing pile lol
Hang on a minute! I do that anyway
Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lay on couch all day watching Jeremy Kyle and loose women Then clean up at 4 and tell everyone who would listen. That I've not stopped alllll day "
You forgot the rant on Facebook about how u do everything and no one cares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lay on couch all day watching Jeremy Kyle and loose women Then clean up at 4 and tell everyone who would listen. That I've not stopped alllll day
You forgot the rant on Facebook about how u do everything and no one cares "
oh yeah. But thought I was gonna be in enough trouble so best stop there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a wank, have sex with a woman to see what it felt like and then sit around in my boxers, hand down them watching some crap on tv, drinking a beer!
G x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? "
I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady. "
Computer says no *cough* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.
Computer says no *cough* "
OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.
Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly "
I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.
Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly
I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! "
lol. Anyway I would probably go out and sell my body. Then have some beer money for when I'm a man again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.
Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly
I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! lol. Anyway I would probably go out and sell my body. Then have some beer money for when I'm a man again "
Can I buy? Seen as how I won't be getting any anywhere else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.
Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly
I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! lol. Anyway I would probably go out and sell my body. Then have some beer money for when I'm a man again
Can I buy? Seen as how I won't be getting any anywhere else "
I would be a high class hooker. Football players and celebs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Get a blowjob ,hold the ladies head in motion and make lots of noise. Cum all over her face .
2. Do the helicopter dance.
3. Rearrange my bits in public.
4. Complain about sweaty bollocks.
5. Cockshot over toilet/sink.
6. Make a thread on not getting meets.
Doll x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Get a blowjob ,hold the ladies head in motion and make lots of noise. Cum all over her face .
2. Do the helicopter dance.
3. Rearrange my bits in public.
4. Complain about sweaty bollocks.
5. Cockshot over toilet/sink.
6. Make a thread on not getting meets.
Doll x "
Just realised you said only 3 haha. Oh well I would admire my cock from different angles and take multiple pics of my beautiful thangggg....
Doll x |
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3. Refer to number 1 
