FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Desert Island

Desert Island

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You all know the age-old question:

"What three items would you bring if you were stranded on a Desert Island?"

I'd bring Michael Phelps, a saddle and a gold medal on a stick.

What would you fabbers bring?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dildo coffee and my books xx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A dildo coffee and my books xx

Knew it wouldnt be long before someone brought their toys

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A plant, one of those tools bear grylls has for starting fires and a fishing rod

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a crossbow and arrows and a wind up radio...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A food hamper and two slaves

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A food hamper and two slaves"

can I be one of them lol xx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You all know the age-old question:

"What three items would you bring if you were stranded on a Desert Island?"

I'd bring Michael Phelps, a saddle and a gold medal on a stick.

What would you fabbers bring?

Lmao

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Machete, ferrocerium rod and Scarlett Johansson. Ohhhhh yeahhhh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"A food hamper and two slaves

can I be one of them lol xx

Consider yourself part of the team

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A dildo coffee and my books xx

Dildo coffee would be either painful or disgusting, lol :P

Commas are important

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speedboat, map and compass?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Speedboat, map and compass?"

You win, lmao

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Machete, ferrocerium rod and Scarlett Johansson. Ohhhhh yeahhhh

I'm not planning on leaving the island btw

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

A roll-top bath, wi-fi and a QuickieMart

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A roll-top bath, wi-fi and a QuickieMart "

Lool

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sun lotion, Rum and a fishing rod

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A roll-top bath, wi-fi and a QuickieMart

Lool"

Seems reasonable? Covers the bases

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Machete, ferrocerium rod and Scarlett Johansson. Ohhhhh yeahhhh

I'm not planning on leaving the island btw

When I do decide to leave the island, I'd trade Miss Johansson for 500m of paracord so I can make my raft and get off

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Changed my mind

dildo, porn magazines and pampas grass

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Changed my mind

dildo, porn magazines and pampas grass

I'm sure there will be enough grass to play in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pampass grass is a little joke I find rather funny haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

A gun to feed myself

A 'girl friday' for .. Ermmm company..

And an invisible helicopter

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"A gun to feed myself

A 'girl friday' for .. Ermmm company..

And an invisible helicopter

Did you just land your helicopter on my invisible boat?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A plant, one of those tools bear grylls has for starting fires and a fishing rod "

As long as you leave that shiny suite at home

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Three slaves

They can crack on with the survival stuff while I have a swim

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A good man, a good horse, and a knife.

That should cover all eventualities!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Three slaves

They can crack on with the survival stuff while I have a swim"

I'm not being your slave and your not borrowing mine

fancy a swim

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A lorry load of corned beef, a tin opener & gun incase I need to shoot myself when I get bo_ed after being stuck on a desert Island after a while and sick of eating corned beef

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"A gun to feed myself

A 'girl friday' for .. Ermmm company..

And an invisible helicopter

Did you just land your helicopter on my invisible boat?"

Well, if you hadn't moo_ed your invisible boat on the invisible helipad, it wouldn't have happened !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me it's got to be 2 women and some food, got to be able to keep there energy up!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

razor wire... there ain't no other fuckers getting on my island

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic