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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Takes me about 5 hours!im saying nowt 
wise move but so unlike you lol.im being good...its killing me but i thought id give it a try  "
LMFAO.....it will never last. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you do that takes 3-5hrs?
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pick outfit
run bath
go back and change outfit
Shave/wax/pluck
have bath
moisturise
dry hair
change back to original outfit
Apply makeup
Wrestle hair with straightners
retouch makeup
Ponder shoe collection
Ponder bag selection
realise weather is pants
change whole outfit
perfume
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Takes me about 5 hours!....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters  .
* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-"
I find knowing where they live and the threat of a slow and painful death dramatically cuts the amount of timewasters lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Takes me about 5 hours!....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters .
* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-
I find knowing where they live and the threat of a slow and painful death dramatically cuts the amount of timewasters lol."
..... Haha erm.......
* gEts bAcK iN coFfiN * -|- |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Takes me about 5 hours!....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters .
* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-
I find knowing where they live and the threat of a slow and painful death dramatically cuts the amount of timewasters lol."
*licks pencil and takes notes* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notice that the lads are steering well clear of this."
Bunch of wimps, think they are scared to say in case some laugh at them for taking too long in the bathroom or not long enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notice that the lads are steering well clear of this.
Bunch of wimps, think they are scared to say in case some laugh at them for taking too long in the bathroom or not long enough "
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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago
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OK. This wimp, starts a couple of days before. A shave to tidy up my genitals. The couple of days allows time to moisturise and allow any abrasions to settle. And no, I'm not using sandpaper.
On the night, a shower and shave using a nifty little battery razor that leaves everything so smooth. Got that from the Erotica show. Then a good moisturiser.
One hour and good to go.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if im meeting in the evening , which is becomming a rare event 
I start at about 1pm and carry on thru till i meet about 6 pm ish ???  "
shave shower slap of hai karate and dressed. if i want to look good then its a paper bag on my head
30-45 mins max
what i save in getting ready is time well spent on a meet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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usual about 2 min just jump straight in the car from a nice long sweaty run as i been told women like the pheromones and maybe roll in sum mud as sum women like a brown man lol
hope people realise im joking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"usual about 2 min just jump straight in the car from a nice long sweaty run as i been told women like the pheromones and maybe roll in sum mud as sum women like a brown man."
Have we met? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"usual about 2 min just jump straight in the car from a nice long sweaty run as i been told women like the pheromones and maybe roll in sum mud as sum women like a brown man.
Have we met? "
haha iv heard sum guys actually turn up pretty much like that, i cant see why sum guys wouldnt make an effort and if u wana meet im sorry ill have to wash before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quick dunk in the bath
Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx
Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick dunk in the bath
Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx
Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx
Does that come with chips?"
Na they extra xx |
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"Quick dunk in the bath
Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx
Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx
Does that come with chips?
Na they extra xx "
Bugger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will exfoliate the night before and sooth my bits with aloe vera so that takes about half an hour. Day of the meet my usual daily routine, although instead of Dove body wash it'll be the shower creme to whatever perfume I'm wearing. |
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Might leave now before i dig any deeper 