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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ? |
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?"
_ed out line around safe sex only..zebra stripe around oral only with condom or female dam ..flashing profile around those who actually meet ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.
I like growers.   "
but their profile explodes if they have more than 20 cock pics. |
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Everyone on the site to be personally visited by a fab admin and personally verified before they can participate . Verification will include voting passport, verifying exact age, appearance, measurement of cock size .
All meets to be arranged on a central database;
once a meet is agreed; a £ 500 deposit us paid by all parties concerned, and held by Fab, no shows will lose their deposit.
Fab staff will escort members to meets; ensure they arrive, remain for the duration, take notes and provide a certified verification.
Or just carry on as we are
PMSL
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little color-classified tick mark on your profile that corresponds to the number of messages you reply to (90-100% green tick, 75-89% yellow tick, 50-75% orange tick, ect) that way people know their chances of receiving a reply from you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A little color-classified tick mark on your profile that corresponds to the number of messages you reply to (90-100% green tick, 75-89% yellow tick, 50-75% orange tick, ect) that way people know their chances of receiving a reply from you."
On OkCupid, men have green and women have _ed. I suspect it'll just be the same here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A little color-classified tick mark on your profile that corresponds to the number of messages you reply to (90-100% green tick, 75-89% yellow tick, 50-75% orange tick, ect) that way people know their chances of receiving a reply from you.
On OkCupid, men have green and women have _ed. I suspect it'll just be the same here. "
I've never been on a dating website so I didn't know they had it already. I thought I was innovative  |
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"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'  "
I just reported you for timewasting.
Now your profile has a little _ed triangle.
I don't believe we've ever conversed. I wouldn't know if you're a timewaster or not but now everyone else can see that little _ed triangle.
Still happy with that suggestion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With no disrespect to the OP and I'm sure this was done "tongue in cheek" - but its bloody hard enough for us "solo/married/attached/bi - or men of most descriptions" to find genuine female/couples/people on here without adding yet more rules  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone on the site to be personally visited by a fab admin and personally verified before they can participate . Verification will include voting passport, verifying exact age, appearance, measurement of cock size .
All meets to be arranged on a central database;
once a meet is agreed; a £ 500 deposit us paid by all parties concerned, and held by Fab, no shows will lose their deposit.
Fab staff will escort members to meets; ensure they arrive, remain for the duration, take notes and provide a certified verification.
Or just carry on as we are
PMSL
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Can i request a female admin and a warm tape measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone on the site to be personally visited by a fab admin and personally verified before they can participate . Verification will include voting passport, verifying exact age, appearance, measurement of cock size .
All meets to be arranged on a central database;
once a meet is agreed; a £ 500 deposit us paid by all parties concerned, and held by Fab, no shows will lose their deposit.
Fab staff will escort members to meets; ensure they arrive, remain for the duration, take notes and provide a certified verification.
Or just carry on as we are
PMSL
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Excellent ideas. A Fab Nanny State is exactly what is needed to ensure that no feelings are ever hurt  |
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Oh, and(dream world I know..)potential for videos on profiles, for those who feel the need.
Although two guesses for what all the single men would be uploading..
Still. Horses for courses, runners and riders galloping up the home straight and all that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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automatically block anyone who keeps sending friends requests ie 2+ if they are denied first time.
have a little flashing beacon on a straight guys profile who states looking for MM couples  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'
I just reported you for timewasting.
Now your profile has a little _ed triangle.
I don't believe we've ever conversed. I wouldn't know if you're a timewaster or not but now everyone else can see that little _ed triangle.
Still happy with that suggestion? "
Shhhhiiiiitttttt. I swear I told you I was washing my hair |
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All women on the site must message at least 10 men everyday, or have their account suspended.
Any man who complains about not getting a meet will have a random woman chosen by fab and delive_ed to him. If he fails to satisfy her ( as adjudicated by the fab verification team who will be present throughout ), he will be banned for life and his details sent to Sydney University.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"automatically block anyone who keeps sending friends requests ie 2+ if they are denied first time.
have a little flashing beacon on a straight guys profile who states looking for MM couples "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule "
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays |
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays "
1. Women over 31 are only allowed +/- 1 year
2. Men over 43 are only allowed +/- 1 year
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays "
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!! "
No need to get abusive |
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!
No need to get abusive "
Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'
I just reported you for timewasting.
Now your profile has a little _ed triangle.
I don't believe we've ever conversed. I wouldn't know if you're a timewaster or not but now everyone else can see that little _ed triangle.
Still happy with that suggestion? "
How about people reporting "timewasters" get a _ed warning triangle instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!
No need to get abusive
Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here "
Thanks hunny, that's exactly what I meant.
OP If I was being abusive you would know about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
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I'd have to just suck it up and enjoy the silence |
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
I'd have to just suck it up and enjoy the silence "
You'd not be pissed off that I made it up? Imagine the uproar if it were reality?  |
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!
No need to get abusive
Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here
Thanks hunny, that's exactly what I meant.
OP If I was being abusive you would know about it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!
No need to get abusive
Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here
Thanks hunny, that's exactly what I meant.
OP If I was being abusive you would know about it "
Apologies to all, i mistook
"Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!"
The swearing part as abusive, I've just asked one of my team to get me a fucking coffee and a Kunt of a cream cake to see what they think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them "
With proof of course,or just hearsay? |
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Thou shalt not post a 'squirting - cum or piss ?' thread
Thou shalt not post a 'does size matter ?' thread
Thou shalt not post a bareback thread
Thou shalt not post a timewasters thread
Thou shalt not post a 'kiss fuck pass' thread
Thou shalt not post a 'what am I doing wrong ?' thread
Thou shalt not post a 'who here loves BBC ?' thread
Thou shalt message us immediately if thou be a single bi woman looking for a couple.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.
I've got one with, one without depending on my mood. Is that allowed?"
Sorry,rules is rules. Both parties must be bi. Equality and all that. |
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?"
1. Why???
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
3. It's the same thing
my suggestion? If it ain't broke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?
1. Why???
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
3. It's the same thing
my suggestion? If it ain't broke "
2. They just have a scarlet "A" watermark in the background. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?
1. Why???
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
3. It's the same thing
my suggestion? If it ain't broke "
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?
1. Why???
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
3. It's the same thing
my suggestion? If it ain't broke
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg"
So would men in couples,given the chance. |
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?
1. Why???
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
3. It's the same thing
my suggestion? If it ain't broke
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg"
SOME not all single guys are the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair."
I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?
1. Why???
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
3. It's the same thing
my suggestion? If it ain't broke
2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?
None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg"
Depends how desperate I got |
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.
I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll "
i want pancakes now feel free to send the recipe this way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.
I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll "
Yes please. I can't pm you either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.
I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll
i want pancakes now feel free to send the recipe this way "
If you manage to make them properly can you let me know what you did please. I suddenly can't cook,using cooking instructions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.
I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll
Yes please. I can't pm you either "
Whoops!
Try now and I'll send you the recipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
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Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?
I can do this all day by the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?
I can do this all day by the way. "
Noooo.
Firstly we need the Battle Forum so we (fab nosey members) can decide which person is telling the truth and who is lying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?
I can do this all day by the way.
Noooo.
Firstly we need the Battle Forum so we (fab nosey members) can decide which person is telling the truth and who is lying."
There's only one way to settle this......
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?
I can do this all day by the way.
Noooo.
Firstly we need the Battle Forum so we (fab nosey members) can decide which person is telling the truth and who is lying.
There's only one way to settle this......
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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I will be referee.
Seriously i would love a forum for this stuff though. I've been on other sites with them. |
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
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No _ed triangle unless the profile has been reported 5 times or something? Report count resets when an in person verification has been received. |
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Having read all the new rules, I am retreating to a quiet corner to cry and then heading off to buy another rabbit - because I've forgotten them already and don't want to fall foul of the moderators *sob, sob, sob |
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"Having read all the new rules, I am retreating to a quiet corner to cry and then heading off to buy another rabbit - because I've forgotten them already and don't want to fall foul of the moderators *sob, sob, sob "
Worry not... no-one has ever read the actual rules, it's unlikely they're gonna follow imaginary ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ban hysterical women.
Ban self pitying men
TV/TS and everyone in between can stay. "
Ban people who want to ban people (which means I've just banned myself) |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"A little color-classified tick mark on your profile that corresponds to the number of messages you reply to (90-100% green tick, 75-89% yellow tick, 50-75% orange tick, ect) that way people know their chances of receiving a reply from you.
On OkCupid, men have green and women have _ed. I suspect it'll just be the same here.
I've never been on a dating website so I didn't know they had it already. I thought I was innovative "
Join the club, I keep inventing things only to be told someone already invented it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.
I like growers.
but their profile explodes if they have more than 20 cock pics."
I'd have a prerequisite of 50 cock pictures showing each stage of an erection from flaccid to erect - then you can easily make a flick book out of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
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Oh thank the gods, I still have 5 years left to base who I have sex with on physical attraction instead of a numbers game
Mrs rsc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
Oh thank the gods, I still have 5 years left to base who I have sex with on physical attraction instead of a numbers game
Mrs rsc"
All people to use real ages not Fab age |
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"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting' "
So you've just turned me down, so I've reported you to admin for being a timewaster (your word against mine) now you've got a _ed triangle on your profile
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'
So you've just turned me down, so I've reported you to admin for being a timewaster (your word against mine) now you've got a _ed triangle on your profile
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That's a bit harsh. In that situation I already told you I was doing my nails or whatever.
I meant if, for example, you arranged to meet and they didn't turn up. I travelled to London recently and was stood up. Grrrrr......
Anyway they wouldn't put a _ed triangle on me because they know I wouldn't turn a woman down |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!! "
Yeah.. We don't want rules that stop pretty young things like this one being banned from having an old git like me !!! |
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!
Yeah.. We don't want rules that stop pretty young things like this one being banned from having an old git like me !!!"
true this .. I'm in an uproar .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays "
So a five year age gap means you're old enough to be their mother? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
So a five year age gap means you're old enough to be their mother?"
40+ year old men don't ever think with their cocks...never,ever,ever. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what?
I know!!! Like that's going to happen god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule
Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays
So a five year age gap means you're old enough to be their mother?
40+ year old men don't ever think with their cocks...never,ever,ever."
Has to be +\- 5 years as
Young men will add 5 years to get more action, and women over 40 might use their Fab ages -6 years hence gives 16years |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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If a couple does a fab experiment and opens filters...... All Fabbers, irrespective of their preferences, must drop everything and contact said couple with a view to meeting straight away so as they are seen to have made a suitable effort. Search "meet now experiment" for details on how you can avoid breaking this rule. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.
I like growers.
but their profile explodes if they have more than 20 cock pics.
I'd have a prerequisite of 50 cock pictures showing each stage of an erection from flaccid to erect - then you can easily make a flick book out of them."
I like this idea.
Will it be scratch n sniff? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?"
Ooh no - the women over 40 should take on the under 25s instead. For educational purposes. Leaving the men in their 30s and 40s for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
No _ed triangle unless the profile has been reported 5 times or something? Report count resets when an in person verification has been received."
I suspect some people know 4 friends who would gang up on someone and make a false accusation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime soon stop them
What if I report you for being a timewaster?
No _ed triangle unless the profile has been reported 5 times or something? Report count resets when an in person verification has been received.
I suspect some people know 4 friends who would gang up on someone and make a false accusation. "
All my fake single male profiles could provide this service for a small fee  |
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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago
You Dont Need to Know, right now |
Any man who sends an obscene message or asks for a meet in the first message gets an automatic 1 month suspension from Fab. Meanwhile, women and couples can browse freely through the remaining profiles which are all polite and friendly men. And we can ask for meets ....which will all come with smiles and cake
The nice men get their pick from all the lovely couples/ladies ... the pushy or obscene men realise what they're doing wrong, and mend their ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?"
I would fight your first rule to my deathbed!
Other 2 are good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we need some kind of IQ test before people join. 
Some need it after they've joined.....
It's like, once they have a profile their brain melts.  "
You know me so well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we need some kind of IQ test before people join.
Some need it after they've joined.....
It's like, once they have a profile their brain melts.
You know me so well. "
Not as well as I'd like to.
Oops, this isn't the flirting thread is it? My bad... |
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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago
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"All profiles must be constructed in 10,000 words or less 
some profiles on this site could out do Tolstoy in word count "
With those profiles I tend to read from the bottom paragraph up, all the information you need to know about anybody, tends to be in the last to paragraphs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?"
why do married men have to have an _ed outline on their profile ? |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?"
I would suggest that as soon as you set up an account, all the filters are turned on, everyone it auto blocked, you cant enter the chat room. You are not allowed to post or see anything that anyone's posted. In fact the only thing you can see is fabswingers.com ...fun,free & fabulous, for a period of 10 years. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Suggest your new fab rules here
1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile
3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles
any other suggestions ?
why do married men have to have an _ed outline on their profile ?"
No reason, no reason what so ever, nothing to see here, married cheaters are the best, they rule, sorry sir
Pheeew .... I think I got away with that one, hope I don't get murde_ed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what do you call married cheaters hopefully not me lol I have full consent from my wife to find regular playmates ,not that I've found any as yet but who knows ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"what do you call married cheaters hopefully not me lol I have full consent from my wife to find regular playmates ,not that I've found any as yet but who knows ....."
Yes scary man, I'm sure you do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years
Say what? "
Well apparently according to one fab member 40+ women are more fun in the bedroom so all us younger women are _edundant |
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"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.
I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll
i want pancakes now feel free to send the recipe this way
If you manage to make them properly can you let me know what you did please. I suddenly can't cook,using cooking instructions."
got the recipe but can't forward to you due to filters |
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