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When did banter go out of date
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Itsvteribble really it is 
That meant to say terrible. A monster, a monster I've turned into a monster (a monster a monster) and it keeps getting STRONGER  |
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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago
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I've tried going down the banter road when initially messaging and gotten my head bitten off and blocked . Unfortunately , you don't know the personality of the person you are contacting , or if they can actually take a joke without throwing themselves on the floor and pissing their knickers in a temper tantrum . So it pays to play it safe .  |
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"I've tried going down the banter road when initially messaging and gotten my head bitten off and blocked . Unfortunately , you don't know the personality of the person you are contacting , or if they can actually take a joke without throwing themselves on the floor and pissing their knickers in a temper tantrum . So it pays to play it safe . "
Pissing their knickers? 
Nice posing btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since certain people have decided that this is a sex site and energy spent on anything that is not sexual means that it could be taken as some sort of relationship.
The concept that two adults can be friends and lovers, and fall in love is a mind blowing experience. |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Since certain people have decided that this is a sex site and energy spent on anything that is not sexual means that it could be taken as some sort of relationship.
The concept that two adults can be friends and lovers, and fall in love is a mind blowing experience."
Not at all. I'm expecting no relationship and have made good friends off sites with women who have no expectations either, except good chat whether sexual or not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've tried going down the banter road when initially messaging and gotten my head bitten off and blocked . Unfortunately , you don't know the personality of the person you are contacting , or if they can actually take a joke without throwing themselves on the floor and pissing their knickers in a temper tantrum . So it pays to play it safe .
Pissing their knickers?
Nice posing btw Yeah , I've even tried lighthearted updates on my profile saying " Don't go dogging on a push bike....all the other doggers will make you stand at the bottom end of the car park . It is dogging apartied ! ".....oooh , the shit I got for that . People messaging me saying " You can't go dogging on a push bike ! " ...and ironicly , these are folk who say they want fun ...  "
First rule of fab. Anyone expecting or asking for "fun" will be miserable as sin and devoid of fun in their life. What am I a fecking leisure centre? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously does every opening message have to be sexual. Or turn sexual after 2 messages x"
Be clear in your expectations and let other people rise or fall to them.
See it as another way to filter out incompatibility. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since certain people have decided that this is a sex site and energy spent on anything that is not sexual means that it could be taken as some sort of relationship.
The concept that two adults can be friends and lovers, and fall in love is a mind blowing experience.
Not at all. I'm expecting no relationship and have made good friends off sites with women who have no expectations either, except good chat whether sexual or not "
I know some people who won't make eye contact in a club in case people they find unattractive take it as a sign they want to sleep with them.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since certain people have decided that this is a sex site and energy spent on anything that is not sexual means that it could be taken as some sort of relationship.
The concept that two adults can be friends and lovers, and fall in love is a mind blowing experience.
Not at all. I'm expecting no relationship and have made good friends off sites with women who have no expectations either, except good chat whether sexual or not
I know some people who won't make eye contact in a club in case people they find unattractive take it as a sign they want to sleep with them.
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I like polite chit chat and getting to know people. No one walks into a club and immediately they are dragged off |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Since certain people have decided that this is a sex site and energy spent on anything that is not sexual means that it could be taken as some sort of relationship.
The concept that two adults can be friends and lovers, and fall in love is a mind blowing experience.
Not at all. I'm expecting no relationship and have made good friends off sites with women who have no expectations either, except good chat whether sexual or not
I know some people who won't make eye contact in a club in case people they find unattractive take it as a sign they want to sleep with them.
I like polite chit chat and getting to know people. No one walks into a club and immediately they are dragged off"
I went clubbing in Bulgaria few years back. Exactly that happened. Walked in with friends, turn my back for a minute and one of them is already off to the toilets for a shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since certain people have decided that this is a sex site and energy spent on anything that is not sexual means that it could be taken as some sort of relationship.
The concept that two adults can be friends and lovers, and fall in love is a mind blowing experience.
Not at all. I'm expecting no relationship and have made good friends off sites with women who have no expectations either, except good chat whether sexual or not
I know some people who won't make eye contact in a club in case people they find unattractive take it as a sign they want to sleep with them.
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Ha ha ha this is us, we hide in a corner avoiding eye contact |
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"I've tried going down the banter road when initially messaging and gotten my head bitten off and blocked . Unfortunately , you don't know the personality of the person you are contacting , or if they can actually take a joke without throwing themselves on the floor and pissing their knickers in a temper tantrum . So it pays to play it safe .
Pissing their knickers?
Nice posing btw Yeah , I've even tried lighthearted updates on my profile saying " Don't go dogging on a push bike....all the other doggers will make you stand at the bottom end of the car park . It is dogging apartied ! ".....oooh , the shit I got for that . People messaging me saying " You can't go dogging on a push bike ! " ...and ironicly , these are folk who say they want fun ... "
Ah well plenty have had a humour bypass it seems!! |
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"I've tried going down the banter road when initially messaging and gotten my head bitten off and blocked . Unfortunately , you don't know the personality of the person you are contacting , or if they can actually take a joke without throwing themselves on the floor and pissing their knickers in a temper tantrum . So it pays to play it safe .
Pissing their knickers?
Nice posing btw Yeah , I've even tried lighthearted updates on my profile saying " Don't go dogging on a push bike....all the other doggers will make you stand at the bottom end of the car park . It is dogging apartied ! ".....oooh , the shit I got for that . People messaging me saying " You can't go dogging on a push bike ! " ...and ironicly , these are folk who say they want fun ...
First rule of fab. Anyone expecting or asking for "fun" will be miserable as sin and devoid of fun in their life. What am I a fecking leisure centre?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously does every opening message have to be sexual. Or turn sexual after 2 messages x"
People are to ready to get offended, unfortuneately.
Besides women get so many messages on here. That sometimes your banrer just gets lost in the mix. Or do it seems |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've tried going down the banter road when initially messaging and gotten my head bitten off and blocked . Unfortunately , you don't know the personality of the person you are contacting , or if they can actually take a joke without throwing themselves on the floor and pissing their knickers in a temper tantrum . So it pays to play it safe .
Pissing their knickers?
Nice posing btw Yeah , I've even tried lighthearted updates on my profile saying " Don't go dogging on a push bike....all the other doggers will make you stand at the bottom end of the car park . It is dogging apartied ! ".....oooh , the shit I got for that . People messaging me saying " You can't go dogging on a push bike ! " ...and ironicly , these are folk who say they want fun ... "
We've come to the conclusion that anyone with a sense of humour bypass is not someone we want to spend hours in a room getting sweaty with anyway. Banter is the first part of the interview process lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can find banter- depends on how you read a message too I guess.
That's the problem with 2d messaging - tone and body language aren't there. Plus facial expression. If they were, I'm sure the forums would be a happier place as people would take offence less easily.
Today I'll experiment and try to banter more in replies - see if it works.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know what you mean. i find it really off putting because if we haven't met then idk if i wanna fuck you or not and being sexual with me before then puts me in an uncomfortable place, makes you look desperate, and i'm done chatting. |
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"i know what you mean. i find it really off putting because if we haven't met then idk if i wanna fuck you or not and being sexual with me before then puts me in an uncomfortable place, makes you look desperate, and i'm done chatting."
Yes, they need to learn to detect 'buying signals' before going there lol! |
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"But some people just want fuck n go. Why should they have to mess about with discussing boring shite just so they can have a shag?
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No-one has to do anything - if someone isn't attractive enough to me for me to decide to drop my knickers after a first message, they are fully free to go send their 'fancy a fuck?' message to someone else who might!
As for the rest - well only a bit of a chat will be enough for me to decide if I might actually like them enough to have sex with them. Each to his own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its not the banter that's gone out of date...
banter is very much alive and kicking if you are of a certain age and mindset and know the meaning of the word..
but these days, and especially now as this site seems to have reinvented itself as a sex site, why bother with it?
it seems that the oft derided 'fancy a fcuk' messages, are the way forward  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But some people just want fuck n go. Why should they have to mess about with discussing boring shite just so they can have a shag?
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i've enjoyed fuck and go. i still wanna weigh up the guy before i meet him though, had a couple of bad meets so am not up for fucking randoms any more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know what you mean. i find it really off putting because if we haven't met then idk if i wanna fuck you or not and being sexual with me before then puts me in an uncomfortable place, makes you look desperate, and i'm done chatting.
Yes, they need to learn to detect 'buying signals' before going there lol!"
How much?  |
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"i know what you mean. i find it really off putting because if we haven't met then idk if i wanna fuck you or not and being sexual with me before then puts me in an uncomfortable place, makes you look desperate, and i'm done chatting.
Yes, they need to learn to detect 'buying signals' before going there lol!
How much? "
Oi you knicked my quote!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know what you mean. i find it really off putting because if we haven't met then idk if i wanna fuck you or not and being sexual with me before then puts me in an uncomfortable place, makes you look desperate, and i'm done chatting.
Yes, they need to learn to detect 'buying signals' before going there lol!
How much?
Oi you knicked my quote!!"
Snooze you lose |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I make a point of not engaging with anyone who uses the word banter or, even worse, "bants"....*shudder* "
The worst type of bants are those requiring an adjective for the bantee to point out it is banter. I don't know what's worse, bare bants or total bants. Shudder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make a point of not engaging with anyone who uses the word banter or, even worse, "bants"....*shudder*
The worst type of bants are those requiring an adjective for the bantee to point out it is banter. I don't know what's worse, bare bants or total bants. Shudder."
Bare bants? I didn't know that was a thing. Pure bants is popular here. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I make a point of not engaging with anyone who uses the word banter or, even worse, "bants"....*shudder*
The worst type of bants are those requiring an adjective for the bantee to point out it is banter. I don't know what's worse, bare bants or total bants. Shudder.
Bare bants? I didn't know that was a thing. Pure bants is popular here. "
Pure bants haven't made it to the west country yet. But there are bare bants all over the shop. |
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