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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've just got on a coach for lovely 3 hour journey back to brum and a cute girl sat next to me. That never happens. I always get the weirdo, or I'm usually the weirdo.

I am having to be a bit sneaky writing this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just got on a coach for lovely 3 hour journey back to brum and a cute girl sat next to me. That never happens. I always get the weirdo, or I'm usually the weirdo.

I am having to be a bit sneaky writing this."

Put it away fella, not the phone, your cock. In real life, showing your knob to a woman you find attractive is not "socially appropriate or acceptable" (Not my words, they are on my restraining order).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

careful, she can probably see you dribbling..again, your cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just got on a coach for lovely 3 hour journey back to brum and a cute girl sat next to me. That never happens. I always get the weirdo, or I'm usually the weirdo.

I am having to be a bit sneaky writing this.

Put it away fella, not the phone, your cock. In real life, showing your knob to a woman you find attractive is not "socially appropriate or acceptable" (Not my words, they are on my restraining order). "

Is it not? Damn. I'll have to try a different tactic. I always wondered why I got those looks of disgust.

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Why waste your time on the forum when you should be talking to her lol !

Have a chat to her and let us know how it goes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"careful, she can probably see you dribbling..again, your cock!"

It's fine, I've got my jacket to cover my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why waste your time on the forum when you should be talking to her lol !

Have a chat to her and let us know how it goes!! "

She has her headphones in and I'm an idiot in real life talking to women. I'm on idiot in here too but at least I can hide a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always used to attract the pissed up Male who never shuts up, Been a long time since I have been on a public bus though

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Just been texted by last nights meet. "Sitting next to some geek on the coach, he doesn't realise I can see what he is writing on fab in the reflection in the window. I suppose he is a friend of yours!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just been texted by last nights meet. "Sitting next to some geek on the coach, he doesn't realise I can see what he is writing on fab in the reflection in the window. I suppose he is a friend of yours!"

"

I resent being called a geek. I'm really more of a nerd.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nerd is the new geek in the same way 'follower' is the new stalker

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Just been texted by last nights meet. "Sitting next to some geek on the coach, he doesn't realise I can see what he is writing on fab in the reflection in the window. I suppose he is a friend of yours!"

I resent being called a geek. I'm really more of a nerd."

Don't shoot the messenger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So you're the weirdo again .........sigh.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You said it first ! Before I get battered.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do the local search and see if she's on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You said it first ! Before I get battered. "

Why would you get battered? The implication was that I'm the weirdo in most situations.

I need to stop trying to imply things over text.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do the local search and see if she's on here "

That seems like something a braver man would do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once I was on the subway and a really cute guy from Tennessee started talking to me. He needed directions on what stop he should get off at and we just kept talking. He then asked me if I'd like to hang out with him and show him NYC for the day. I soooo would have said yes if I hadn't been dating Marc.

Try talking to her if you get the chance. You never know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just got on a coach for lovely 3 hour journey back to brum and a cute girl sat next to me. That never happens. I always get the weirdo, or I'm usually the weirdo.

I am having to be a bit sneaky writing this."

Pictures or its not happening. Thems the rules....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pull out your haribo's and offer her one that should brake the ice

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By *iscomanMan  over a year ago

Solihull

You are wasting time chatting here

Get chatting there,,, if you have the nerve!!!!

Then tell us how you progressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Once I was on the subway and a really cute guy from Tennessee started talking to me. He needed directions on what stop he should get off at and we just kept talking. He then asked me if I'd like to hang out with him and show him NYC for the day. I soooo would have said yes if I hadn't been dating Marc.

Try talking to her if you get the chance. You never know "

The chance has passed, she got off at Manchester. Not that I would have. My occasional verbal dexterity is confined to writing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just got on a coach for lovely 3 hour journey back to brum and a cute girl sat next to me. That never happens. I always get the weirdo, or I'm usually the weirdo.

I am having to be a bit sneaky writing this.

Pictures or its not happening. Thems the rules.... "

Pretty sure I get put on a list for that.

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