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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!! 
That was me too.
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If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY"
if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic. Amazing. Krazy. Ecstatic.
That was my INITIAL reaction.....brilliant post Vimes!"
Haha....someone who got it......read the initials... F.A etc..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it depends upon the grassy noal where the sniper with his rifle in one hand and cock in the other hand just before Christmas came around....."
These quotes are really making me laugh.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it depends upon the grassy noal where the sniper with his rifle in one hand and cock in the other hand just before Christmas came around....."
couldn't agree more |
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"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty."
So you're on xhamster as you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty."
The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!
That was me too.
If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!! "
Is Paul McCartney dead again? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here."
it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here. it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy "
I'd be offended if it wasn't hard lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist "
Or don't take them all at once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here. it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy "
must be really enjoying it to be on your phone at the same time.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here. it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy "
Nothing like a bacon roll for brekkie!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!
That was me too.
If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!
Is Paul McCartney dead again?"
Well after night shift an logging onto here for mooch before bed this post an thread has baffled me. I hope it's only cos lack of sleep and I've not gone insane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!
That was me too.
If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!
Is Paul McCartney dead again?
Well after night shift an logging onto here for mooch before bed this post an thread has baffled me. I hope it's only cos lack of sleep and I've not gone insane "
I think we've all entered the Twilight Zone!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!
That was me too.
If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!
Is Paul McCartney dead again?
Well after night shift an logging onto here for mooch before bed this post an thread has baffled me. I hope it's only cos lack of sleep and I've not gone insane
I think we've all entered the Twilight Zone!!! "
Thank god there is an explanation I was afraid of what my shift done to my brain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm trying t work out how you typed this if you can't keep your hands off each other.
Sincerely
Puzzled of Cloud Cuckoo Land  "
more or less what I said x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.
So you're on xhamster as you "
no chance.I'm on flashacopper, its great..though many users seem to go away for extended times..odd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fell over a cockwomble this more and I was like you know that this isn't the place to play scrabble landylady was all over it and i couldnt get her jodhpurs off so we had to ride side saddle which meant the the chairwoman of the WI called the militarised arm of teh boy scouts and now i am sat in the tank with a cake stuck to my cheek and the fecking cockwomble in the cell next playing kerplunk with beyonce.
I feel you're pain OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If this many people say it's confusing, I feel better in admitting I didn't understand that too "
If you had understood it, you should panic and seek immediate help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fell over a cockwomble this more and I was like you know that this isn't the place to play scrabble landylady was all over it and i couldnt get her jodhpurs off so we had to ride side saddle which meant the the chairwoman of the WI called the militarised arm of teh boy scouts and now i am sat in the tank with a cake stuck to my cheek and the fecking cockwomble in the cell next playing kerplunk with beyonce.
I feel you're pain OP "
*your |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fell over a cockwomble this more and I was like you know that this isn't the place to play scrabble landylady was all over it and i couldnt get her jodhpurs off so we had to ride side saddle which meant the the chairwoman of the WI called the militarised arm of teh boy scouts and now i am sat in the tank with a cake stuck to my cheek and the fecking cockwomble in the cell next playing kerplunk with beyonce.
I feel you're pain OP
*your"
telling me i dont weather you are being cheeky but i dont no were you live so thats lucky where all good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist "
yeah tones of viagra tablets and 40,000 Adderall 100mg tabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist yeah tones of viagra tablets and 40,000 Adderall 100mg tabs "
can't be tones of viagra; I like the taupe ones myself |
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"Pssssssst right listen they've been offline for 20 mins now, everybody hide and they might think weve all gone unlos
Or we could try to not respond to their posts! But it's just sooo hard and I don't know why??? "
Ok so I'll go first
My name is Ang and I'm addicted to this dribble!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread made my day, you peeps are such a funny bunch and you all make it SO worth it spending time in the forums, thanks you good people!"
Awww group hug xxxx  |
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"Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated! "
Well, I think I need medical attention, as I had a blow to the head yesterday, and this makes perfect sense to me?
They fucked each other noisily last night... all night, and their very ugly Vietnamese neighbour called the Police, and one of the pair answered the door to them in the buff, asking them (the police) if they wanted a shag, thus scaring the coppers away.
Shocking behaviour..... I'm off to A&E lol! |
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Having notifold the confusehead scratchy browfrown of tsticky nose fellow fabulisesers .. I wil l try to makit krystel clear easy understand most trannny slaters... It seems there were two Engagy mouth part slavering slurp slurp ooo folly folly .. And totally enjoyfold with a whoop and a hollermost .. Deep joy ... But hark .. Goodmoaning Vietnam veteran ancient biddy sticky nose dripper took shock horror at the carry on screaming and hoist bat signal ..attracting old bill cop rozzers to their abode .. Ooo folly folly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated!
Well, I think I need medical attention, as I had a blow to the head yesterday, and this makes perfect sense to me?
They fucked each other noisily last night... all night, and their very ugly Vietnamese neighbour called the Police, and one of the pair answered the door to them in the buff, asking them (the police) if they wanted a shag, thus scaring the coppers away.
Shocking behaviour..... I'm off to A&E lol! "
thanks for that, Im in the queue in the Gwent sth, I dont know if i need medical or psychotherapy, all i know is my head hurts lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated!
Well, I think I need medical attention, as I had a blow to the head yesterday, and this makes perfect sense to me?
They fucked each other noisily last night... all night, and their very ugly Vietnamese neighbour called the Police, and one of the pair answered the door to them in the buff, asking them (the police) if they wanted a shag, thus scaring the coppers away.
Shocking behaviour..... I'm off to A&E lol! thanks for that, Im in the queue in the Gwent sth, I dont know if i need medical or psychotherapy, all i know is my head hurts lol!"
we've just drank a litre of Vodka each and it all makes sense now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having notifold the confusehead scratchy browfrown of tsticky nose fellow fabulisesers .. I wil l try to makit krystel clear easy understand most trannny slaters... It seems there were two Engagy mouth part slavering slurp slurp ooo folly folly .. And totally enjoyfold with a whoop and a hollermost .. Deep joy ... But hark .. Goodmoaning Vietnam veteran ancient biddy sticky nose dripper took shock horror at the carry on screaming and hoist bat signal ..attracting old bill cop rozzers to their abode .. Ooo folly folly "
You speak their language??? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!
I think they might be one hit wonders "
Have a press of the green arrow to see the other threads they've started - I double dare you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!
I think they might be one hit wonders
Have a press of the green arrow to see the other threads they've started - I double dare you!! "
I've got a headache now lol. Are they for real or admins having a laugh with us pmsl. |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!
I think they might be one hit wonders "
Nope. You need to touch the green arrow. Cautiously |
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"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!
I think they might be one hit wonders
Nope. You need to touch the green arrow. Cautiously "
Oooo, you bad girl... no, don't do it, remove that pointer from the green arrow and step away from the keyboard... trust me, its for your own good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!
I think they might be one hit wonders
Have a press of the green arrow to see the other threads they've started - I double dare you!! "
Oh yeah I've seen those ~ I'll rephrase to one day wonders |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!
I think your either bang on correct or near abouts
Should rename their profile BREAKING MAD! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!
That was me too.
If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being respectful? She opened the door naked. That was disrespectful imo. "
wow this is actually still going strong um thanks for our crappie god damn fan club
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It feels like I've fallen through the rabbit hole and ended up in a parallel universe.
Weren't you called something else last night?
They have 2 different profiles."
Same shit, different names. |
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY"
Well you seem to be the epitome of respectful neighbours I have to say. Not to mention polite to callers at your door. It's so refreshing to see such manners and decorum displayed so effortlessly, keep up the good work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY
Well you seem to be the epitome of respectful neighbours I have to say. Not to mention polite to callers at your door. It's so refreshing to see such manners and decorum displayed so effortlessly, keep up the good work."
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