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Ok. If you decide to have a party....do you ask people and then find out if they like the other people you have invited....or do you just throw in a mix and sit back and watch the fireworks????? |
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"Ok. If you decide to have a party....do you ask people and then find out if they like the other people you have invited....or do you just throw in a mix and sit back and watch the fireworks?????"
chuck em in, stand back and watch the fun ...then dive in |
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Mrs Notts threw me a party for my Birthday once... 6 couples.. Lovely, all the girls got it on together in a big heap.. We were all TOLD to watch...
Then they finished..
Last Time I have a fookin party i'll tell ya lol..... Evil or what lol?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs Notts threw me a party for my Birthday once... 6 couples.. Lovely, all the girls got it on together in a big heap.. We were all TOLD to watch...
Then they finished..
Last Time I have a fookin party i'll tell ya lol..... Evil or what lol?
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Don't blame ya m8, what's the point in swinging if you only get to play the lecherous perv while the women have all the fun. Fuck that for a game of soldiers!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what about house parties though????"
Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"what about house parties though????
Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol"
sooo no help ther what so ever...ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what about house parties though????
Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol
sooo no help ther what so ever...ffs "
What do you wanna know?
How to approach people and ask them to fuck ya brains out?
How to do a good BJ in front of a crowd?
Will ppl want to fuck me if I'm on?
Is it polite to spit cum out in the front room all over the carpet?
What? What? What? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lol
approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?
Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way
tell me to fuck off...their loss lol
dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol
I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"what about house parties though????
Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol."
why do i have an image of your both dressed as ninja's then?? and is it wrong?? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol
approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?
Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way
tell me to fuck off...their loss lol
dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol
I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???"
I'd invite ppl who are fundamental opposites just to see what happens hehehe..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lol
approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?
Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way
tell me to fuck off...their loss lol
dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol
I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???
I'd invite ppl who are fundamental opposites just to see what happens hehehe.. "
and keep the guest list a secret???
I like that idea lol |
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"what about house parties though????
Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol
sooo no help ther what so ever...ffs "
i tend not to label em as parties as it invariably sets the tone as lots of drinking gassing and eventually arguing or bitchiness...its just a get together or soiree ...but everyone knows it will be about adult fun and laughter rather than boozing in a serious way ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol
approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?
Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way
tell me to fuck off...their loss lol
dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol
I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???
I'd invite ppl who are fundamental opposites just to see what happens hehehe..
and keep the guest list a secret???
I like that idea lol "
You read my mind girl!! hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what about house parties though????
Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol.
why do i have an image of your both dressed as ninja's then?? and is it wrong?? lol"
Noo.. we have been to parties, house parties... Then when the beer flows and the lights go low.. The fuglies try and sneak a sniff... Ewwww!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"what about house parties though????
Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol.
why do i have an image of your both dressed as ninja's then?? and is it wrong?? lol
Noo.. we have been to parties, house parties... Then when the beer flows and the lights go low.. The fuglies try and sneak a sniff... Ewwww! "
OMG...were you at the same house party????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oi...even fuglies need lurvin
Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite? "
lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oi...even fuglies need lurvin
Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?
lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao
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Can I write my number on your back while we fuck?
You'll have to tell me what it is though, 123 or 124? hehehe |
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We're toying with the idea of having a party as we've been to some great ones - we'd invite people we'd met. We know we get on with them and in all probability all would get along and that way there are no nasty surprises! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"oi...even fuglies need lurvin
Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?
lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao
Can I write my number on your back while we fuck?
You'll have to tell me what it is though, 123 or 124? hehehe "
lmao...can i rest my ashtray on your back when I fuck you??? |
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"oi...even fuglies need lurvin
Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?
lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao
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Thats right lead us on with a promise of a party and pull it away. Gutted so i am!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"oi...even fuglies need lurvin
Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?
lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao
Thats right lead us on with a promise of a party and pull it away. Gutted so i am!!!"
got to get the lurve shack finished first lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?"
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea! |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea! "
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs Notts threw me a party for my Birthday once... 6 couples.. Lovely, all the girls got it on together in a big heap.. We were all TOLD to watch...
Then they finished..
Last Time I have a fookin party i'll tell ya lol..... Evil or what lol?
Don't blame ya m8, what's the point in swinging if you only get to play the lecherous perv while the women have all the fun. Fuck that for a game of soldiers! "
yo just thought of another thing for my wish list.....fucking a load of soldiers.....something about a miltary man..... |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????"
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????"
My experience of these things are that if you want an event that is purely a social, hold it in a pub where decency laws prevent any naughty shennanigans going on. If you hold it in a house then you have to expect some sex to take place, which may piss off people who thought they were attending a social. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
My experience of these things are that if you want an event that is purely a social, hold it in a pub where decency laws prevent any naughty shennanigans going on. If you hold it in a house then you have to expect some sex to take place, which may piss off people who thought they were attending a social."
point taken...cheers.xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted. "
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol"
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then? "
do you want to fuck???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea! "
If they are hot.. and we like em.. we'll play... If not, we'd rather have a cup of tea with my Mum lol...  |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????"
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say. |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say. "
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick! |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick! "
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!"
nahhh its not a kinky party lol |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????"
Well as you asked so nicely. |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol"
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks? |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?"
no |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no"
a party? at a house, without fireworks? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?"
no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?
Would you settle for sparklers??? |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?"
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris! |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris! "
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick! "
fuck me you normally do its foreplay to you isnt it |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?
Would you settle for sparklers???"
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?
Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx "
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?
Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx
and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measure"
yep ...got one all to myself right here ...and i wanna share!!!!!!!!! |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?
Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx
and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measureyep ...got one all to myself right here ...and i wanna share!!!!!!!!!"
mmmmmmh tempting..... |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't! "
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things? |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?
Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx
and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measureyep ...got one all to myself right here ...and i wanna share!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmh tempting....."
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?"
If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in |
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"
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in "
we will help you i have a tent hammer somewhere  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in
we will help you i have a tent hammer somewhere "
ooooh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i like you!!!!!
Can we be friends.....lol |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?"
Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.
WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.
WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!"
here hunny.
Now dont worry, we will get you sorted
**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...** |
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Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in
we will help you i have a tent hammer somewhere
ooooh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i like you!!!!!
Can we be friends.....lol "
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.
WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!
here hunny.
Now dont worry, we will get you sorted
**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**"
Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height. |
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over a year ago
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.
WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!
here hunny.
Now dont worry, we will get you sorted
**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**
Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height. "
heheehehe
Neigh its not.
Its acrylic as i stole it off My Little Pony....lol |
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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?
What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!
The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.
So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????
so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?
Got to say im gutted truly gutted.
if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol
Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?
do you want to fuck????
Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.
dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!
fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!
nahhh its not a kinky party lol
So your doing a social?
At a pub?
With fireworks?
no
a party? at a house, without fireworks?
With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.
WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!
here hunny.
Now dont worry, we will get you sorted
**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**
Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height.
heheehehe
Neigh its not.
Its acrylic as i stole it off My Little Pony....lol"
You think that's funny huh?.. Stealing my cousin's fookin tail! She's been in bits about that! I put in a strongly worded letter of complaint to Mattel but they just told me to get stuffed, at which point I felt I had to remonstrate that I was a proper pony and not from the Cuddly Toy section. They just laughed and had me mounted on the wall in the boardroom next to Buzz Lightyear. (He's a noisy c**t I'll have you know, never shuts up ffs!!) |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"dies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!
Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!
A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?
Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.
WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!
here hunny.
Now dont worry, we will get you sorted
**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**
Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height.
heheehehe
Neigh its not.
Its acrylic as i stole it off My Little Pony....lol
You think that's funny huh?.. Stealing my cousin's fookin tail! She's been in bits about that! I put in a strongly worded letter of complaint to Mattel but they just told me to get stuffed, at which point I felt I had to remonstrate that I was a proper pony and not from the Cuddly Toy section. They just laughed and had me mounted on the wall in the boardroom next to Buzz Lightyear. (He's a noisy c**t I'll have you know, never shuts up ffs!!) "
Tell him to Buzz off then!!! |
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I only got a fookin hoof! He's got a ray gun ffs! I'll bide my time and when he aint looking I'll undo the straps on his pack back and the fucker will fall like feckin stone when he tries to fly out the window ... muuuuuuhhaaaaa! |
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over a year ago
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"I only got a fookin hoof! He's got a ray gun ffs! I'll bide my time and when he aint looking I'll undo the straps on his pack back and the fucker will fall like feckin stone when he tries to fly out the window ... muuuuuuhhaaaaa! "
He is useless without his friends anyways.
Poof!!!
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"Ok. If you decide to have a party....do you ask people and then find out if they like the other people you have invited....or do you just throw in a mix and sit back and watch the fireworks?????"
If I knew a party was going to be full of people I did'nt like I would'nt bother going
If I did'nt know who was going and turned up to find lots of people I did'nt like Id go home
Hav'nt ever been anywhere though where we hav'nt found people we can have a laugh with though
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We attend socials quite a bit, and also house parties. When we go to a social meet, we do so in the knowledge that its in a public place and therefor no naughties takes place, but sometimes ppl then invite you to go on to a party after, and usually that means to play.
If we get invited to a house party, the first thing we ask is "Is it a swinging party?", and if its a yes we ask who else might be going, and usually we find out that there are a few friends in the group, so we go knowing we can play with them if no-one else takes our fancy.
If there was someone on the list we didnt like, we would still go, as we dont intend to let others dictate where, when, or how we play. |
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