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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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When I can't feel my face I know I am too far gone. Usually.
A couple of weeks ago I'd only had a handful of vegetables and not enough water to drink. Lots of sex in a hot club and one bottle of cider and I was literally legless. I had to make my friend go and get the car as I couldn't walk.
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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I think the last time I knew I'd got truly legless was on christmas eve. I went out with my brother. All I know is, there are photos of us both rolling around on the kitchen floor, inexplicably topless, having some sort of fight involving mini cheddars. My mum took the photos, apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the last time I knew I'd got truly legless was on christmas eve. I went out with my brother. All I know is, there are photos of us both rolling around on the kitchen floor, inexplicably topless, having some sort of fight involving mini cheddars. My mum took the photos, apparently. "
And they're fucking hilarious!  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"I think the last time I knew I'd got truly legless was on christmas eve. I went out with my brother. All I know is, there are photos of us both rolling around on the kitchen floor, inexplicably topless, having some sort of fight involving mini cheddars. My mum took the photos, apparently.
And they're fucking hilarious! "
I knew you'd appreciate them. Did I send them to you on Christmas Day?
I know that mum had a massive tube of cheddars, I just can't work out when or why we both took our shirts off..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the last time I knew I'd got truly legless was on christmas eve. I went out with my brother. All I know is, there are photos of us both rolling around on the kitchen floor, inexplicably topless, having some sort of fight involving mini cheddars. My mum took the photos, apparently.
And they're fucking hilarious!
I knew you'd appreciate them. Did I send them to you on Christmas Day?
I know that mum had a massive tube of cheddars, I just can't work out when or why we both took our shirts off....."
Yes, I got them right after eating my dinner. Cracked me up.
Say cheeeeeeeeeese!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got d*unk and danced with a young girl. I looked down and tapped her stomach and said. " Awww " she stormed off. I then realised she was not pregnant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This says it all for me!!!!! Hmmmm ifs Friday night
I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush by.
A dizzy twister dance
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone.
What's going on, on the floor?
I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright.  |
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how do you know you have gone to far? The fact that I can type says I'm not too far gone
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