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over a year ago
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"What is the best "chat up line" you have used/been said to you/heard?
Let the fun begin! "
Theres only two ways to get out of here and you aren't going to like either of them...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually used "do you fancy a fuck" to a guy in a bar one night. We had 11 happy years together and 2 children..... and a few fucks! So yeah, it worked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few years back as a bit of a joke me and my mate i was out with decided to shit chat up lines to see who would get a slap first
The one he asked me to use first was 'nice shoes wanna fuck' and to my suprise it worked and she said ok lets go back to yours |
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You are so fine I would cut my ballsack open in a pool full of piranha while sucking farts out of susan boyles hemorrhoid infected ass for air just to get a chance to walk by the guy who used to be a neighbor of a cousin of a guy who lived within 100 miles of a postman that used to deliver mail to your grandma  |
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"You are so fine I would cut my ballsack open in a pool full of piranha while sucking farts out of susan boyles hemorrhoid infected ass for air just to get a chance to walk by the guy who used to be a neighbor of a cousin of a guy who lived within 100 miles of a postman that used to deliver mail to your grandma "
How romantic!! I will use this in my vows if I ever get married! |
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