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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
After a tough day yesterday I was in dire need of some comfort food and was headed past a chip shop. As I got close a car pulled up and deliberately blocked two spaces. I took this as karma and carried on. All of a sudden I spied a kebab shop a little further along the road with plenty of space outside. The stressful urge to eat was becoming unbearable and I found myself compelled to pull over and go in. I had enough money on me for a greasy diner kebab and that is what I ordered with chilli sauce obviously. I took the first bite and regretted it but the urge to devour this elephants leg and salad had completely overwhelmed me. It was like a form of self harming, despising the situation and yet taking satisfaction from gorging on the evil food I held in both my hands. I could feel the onions and hot chilli sauce tearing at my insides as I forced each mouthful down. I can honestly say I only enjoyed one mouthful of the evil concoction, it was one of my last bites and the flavours on that single mouthful were most satisfying.
I suffered later, in the way that only someone who has ordered a kebab while truly sober can
understand.
I have paid my penance and am now in a state of enlightenment and on the way to achieving true nirvana.
May your chakras be aligned for a fulfilling weekend to one and all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I too feel for you op. I scoffed a big fat choccy eclair whilst naked at 1.30am and I videoed it. The recipient of the video was delighted at my nawty gluttony.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Know exactly what you mean. I too comfort eat when stressed, although don't realise it at the time. Have given up booze for a bit, so at least that's a few calories saved  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fortunately for me my stomach can't digest crap food like doner kebabs and kfc. I have salad with pitta if anyone gets kebabs. I can sit in McDonalds with a bottle of water while the kids eat their Mc Crappy meals. |
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