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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.
Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me alt and argo
For I have sinned . It's been 44 years since my last confession.
I got up this morning . Switched on kettle
Went to fridge for milk and to my disgust ........
Had put the empty milk carton in fridge last night 
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was once given hand relief with another man's semen used as lube....and I LIKED IT! I prostrate myself at your feet in the hope of forum mercy!!   "
If I was a real priest I'd join in next time - nothing to forgive.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feck feck feck
Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!"
You've made me laugh Chilli.
What about a cookie confession ?????
Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once given hand relief with another man's semen used as lube....and I LIKED IT! I prostrate myself at your feet in the hope of forum mercy!!
If I was a real priest I'd join in next time - nothing to forgive.
Sarah "
Phew! Forgiveness!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck feck feck
Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!
You've made me laugh Chilli.
What about a cookie confession ?????
Sarah "
I have nothing to confess I'm a good girl but I heard someone say cookie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)...."
Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....
Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea "
Hey I was promised forgiveness!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck feck feck
Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!
You've made me laugh Chilli.
What about a cookie confession ?????
Sarah
I have nothing to confess I'm a good girl but I heard someone say cookie"
Ah the cookies !!!! Oh how I've missed you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....
Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea
Hey I was promised forgiveness!! "
You would only be forgiven if you had sha_ed the chocolate with me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....
Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea
Hey I was promised forgiveness!!
You would only be forgiven if you had sha_ed the chocolate with me lol"
That can be arranged. Didn't know this was scientology and I had to buy forgiveness (read the small print Paul.. read the small print) |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Forgive me alt and argo
For I have sinned . It's been 44 years since my last confession.
I got up this morning . Switched on kettle
Went to fridge for milk and to my disgust ........
Had put the empty milk carton in fridge last night
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh "
that's not a sin.. That's just a mistake.. The kind you make as you get ol.... Errr wait, no, let's call it a sin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sat at work ,drinking coffee and going between fab and a petition website and signing way too many petitions .then texting people I know telling them to sign the petitions. Really must work . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.
Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.
Sarah "
I have nothing to confess, I am a paragon of virtue.
Priests knock on my door asking for advice..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Update: fifth cup of spiced apple tea, still no work but I'm much more up to speed with current affairs, sudoku, local tanning salons and Victoria Secret bikinis than when I came into "work" this morning. Perhaps I should put myself through some sort of disciplinary??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Update: fifth cup of spiced apple tea, still no work but I'm much more up to speed with current affairs, sudoku, local tanning salons and Victoria Secret bikinis than when I came into "work" this morning. Perhaps I should put myself through some sort of disciplinary??? "
*Volunteers to assist in aforementioned "disciplinary"  |
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My three year old just asked for his last maltesers bunny. I told him he had already eaten them all, but in reality I scoffed it this morning with my cuppa while I made the kids breakfast.
Cracking parent me
Sassy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I confess I got so shitfaced last Saturday I'm still receiving messages along the lines of but more pissed off than... 'So I saw you on Saturday...you were a mess'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.
Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.
Sarah "
I'm thankful that I can honestly say I've never heard that song in my life, my sin is watching bedknobs and broomsticks and thoroughly enjoying it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too "
Don't worry Sarah I still have mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too "
There are some things that are beyond forgiveness. Now bend over ....
Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too
Don't worry Sarah I still have mine "
Nothing to forgive here - all is well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My three year old just asked for his last maltesers bunny. I told him he had already eaten them all, but in reality I scoffed it this morning with my cuppa while I made the kids breakfast.
Cracking parent me
Sassy"
You were saving their teeth. You're forgiven. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.
Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad "
Is there Tuna on the pizza ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.
Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad
Is there Tuna on the pizza ? "
Nope  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.
Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad
Is there Tuna on the pizza ?
Nope "
Are you sharing ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me because this morning I shamelessly woke a sleepy man (before dawn) with a blow job and then chambe_ed on board and selfishly took my pleasure!
Then turfed him out with a fresh brew in his hand and went back to bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter
How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???  "
Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me mistress and master for I sinned a lot of years ago. My son wanted some of my ice cream.......
Aforementioned ice cream was homemade from a special shop....
I told him it was onion ice cream as I knew he hated onions!!!!!
Oopsie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter
How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???
Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky "
I believe it's only a single if she doesn't actually on said thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter
How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???
Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky
I believe it's only a single if she doesn't actually on said thoughts "
But is it a sin If I want her to act on said thoughts |
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"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter
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I believe it's only a sin if she doesn't act on said thoughts "
Not necessarily.
The old priest who came to hear our confessions used to insist on hearing all of our impure thoughts in great detail, including how they made us feel.
So surely there must be 'devil in the detail' on occasion?
(Of course, being boys, there then developed a competition to see who could come up with the one that turned his face _eddest, and sco_ed the highest number of 'Hail Mary's'
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter
How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???
Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky
I believe it's only a single if she doesn't actually on said thoughts
But is it a sin If I want her to act on said thoughts "
That's not a sin, it's a bonus!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.
Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad
Is there Tuna on the pizza ?
Nope
Are you sharing ? "
What?! My god no!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too
There are some things that are beyond forgiveness. Now bend over ....
Sarah "
Ok if i must be punished i will take it like a man, "bends over" seeing as i am being punished anyway.. "steals and devours one of Knitters cookies".
P.S i also confess too impure thoughts about, Chilli, Knitter and your beautiful self Sarah... grits teeth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter
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I believe it's only a sin if she doesn't act on said thoughts
Not necessarily.
The old priest who came to hear our confessions used to insist on hearing all of our impure thoughts in great detail, including how they made us feel.
So surely there must be 'devil in the detail' on occasion?
(Of course, being boys, there then developed a competition to see who could come up with the one that turned his face _eddest, and sco_ed the highest number of 'Hail Mary's'
Mr ddc"
 Ummmm a priest wanting to hear in detail the thoughts of an impure mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on a diet.
I sneaked out to the Co Op and brought two packets of hula hoops and ate them in the car and hid the empty packets under the seat  "
Naughty...at least it wasn't a full pack of cookies |
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"Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.
Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.
Sarah "
I was singing infinity rather loudly on the school run this morn  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?
A golden willy ?
I can't put *that* as a status update, woman! LOL"
Now my whole office wonders why I'm laughing at my desk ....
I'll have a ponder ...
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?
A golden willy ?
I can't put *that* as a status update, woman! LOL
Now my whole office wonders why I'm laughing at my desk ....
I'll have a ponder ...
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I'd suggest "Sensitive soul in need of cuddles please apply here" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shout at rocksmith ( bit like guitar hero but you use a real guitar and it teacher you how to play) when it tells me I played a song wrong when I know I didn't x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shout at rocksmith ( bit like guitar hero but you use a real guitar and it teacher you how to play) when it tells me I played a song wrong when I know I didn't x"
Ok, let's try that again.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread sucks.
Not impressed  "
I've been out ...... Helping other sinners.
You already know you were the greatest sinner today - would you like your own priest to confess to? Shall he wear just a dog collar ? |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"Forgive me because this morning I shamelessly woke a sleepy man (before dawn) with a blow job and then chambe_ed on board and selfishly took my pleasure!
Then turfed him out with a fresh brew in his hand and went back to bed! "
Nothing to confess here.. You sound like a bloomin angel |
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He'll be gutted mind! 
