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over a year ago
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"Cares not for balls of yarn"
Has part timeshared his house with a group of Filipino house painters, when they have the house he shares with Guy Richie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cares not for balls of yarn
Is Spiderman
Actually only has half a face.
True story. 
Lives in Devon"
Invented strawberry lube accidentally after falling in a vat of jelly with a dildo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Keeps ants as pets, has seven hundred thousand, six hundred and twenty eight and calls them all Anthony."
Came up with the original concept of 'britains got talent' however in the final the winner was sacrificed to the god of teaspoons in an effort to curry favour with his ex. He lost the rights in a dance battle with Simon Cowell when he failed to accurately execute a worm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is looking for single guys 
Has an obsession with badgers and can perform the full mating call so accurately that most nights he has an mbbb"
Happiness used to play the pink power ranger is the TV series. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Is looking for single guys
Has an obsession with badgers and can perform the full mating call so accurately that most nights he has an mbbb
Happiness used to play the pink power ranger is the TV series. "
Was given that username after an orgy with 59men!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a degree in quantum theology and once wrote a thesis on how string theory can affect the flavour of licorice bootlaces"
Is really a female romantic fiction writer called Hillary who moonlights the problem page at Sink Hole Monthly. |
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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago
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Holds secret fight clubs where yuppies put midgets in pillow cases and beat each other round the head with them in a visceral pillow fight . And when the midgets inevitably die , sells the corpses to kebab shops . Evil ! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Holds secret fight clubs where yuppies put midgets in pillow cases and beat each other round the head with them in a visceral pillow fight . And when the midgets inevitably die , sells the corpses to kebab shops . Evil ! "
Once took a crap in the Queens bedroom..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holds secret fight clubs where yuppies put midgets in pillow cases and beat each other round the head with them in a visceral pillow fight . And when the midgets inevitably die , sells the corpses to kebab shops . Evil !
Once took a crap in the Queens bedroom..... "
Is the Prince of Wales fluffer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Her hair is naturally pink, she dyes her body hair though "
Is actually called Maurice and makes lime pickle without using limes, instead he uses unripened satsumas |
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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago
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"Holds secret fight clubs where yuppies put midgets in pillow cases and beat each other round the head with them in a visceral pillow fight . And when the midgets inevitably die , sells the corpses to kebab shops . Evil !
Once took a crap in the Queens bedroom..... "
True....got photos . |
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