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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And other pleasing swear combinations.

Lets hear them,

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

twatty wankface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuntybollox is one of my favourites

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Shitcunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shitting crikey!

stolen from "The Day Today" Series 1, Cake. still makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss off you shitcunt.

Cock-juggling thunder-cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shitfister

(from the tourettes guy on the "undateables" when meeting his date for the first time. They got married)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank stain , arse wipe

Slut nuggets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vanariel desease fuckpig

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I overheard one of our kids once saying holy fuckamoly. I was giggling to myself

too much to repremand the culprit so snook off undetected.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Wank stain , arse wipe

Slut nuggets

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Slut Nuggets? pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank satchel, picked that up from someone on Facebook. Cunt juggling thunder cunt has always been a particular favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spunk bubble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spunk bubble"

So weird.... just thought that... eerie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cunting Slag.

and my current fave ~ Twunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bsstarding slutfucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arsefaced piss wanker

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

When I worked at a factory fave swear word used by the men was "pissfacecuntybollox"

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Oh my gosh, children I am in total shock .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cunting Slag.

and my current fave ~ Twunt.

Roxi ! That wasn't very classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spunky trumps.

Twunt.

They're my favourites.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pissflapcuntlicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's just something so liberatingly naughty about a good old swear. I love seeing butter wouldn't melt prim people swearing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's just something so liberatingly naughty about a good old swear. I love seeing butter wouldn't melt prim people swearing.

Wow Belle... I would whisper swear words all night for you

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

Motherfuckingcuntballs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock gobbling, thunder cunt....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cunting Slag.

and my current fave ~ Twunt.

Roxi ! That wasn't very classy

I know!!

I will hasten to add, I've never called anyone the 1st one, well not that they've known anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flip flop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

arsejibletfuckhole

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Cunting fuck knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

motherfuckerdobbersucker

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

Dribbly minge shite stain . ...is what the vicar round our way says ...

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By *nd-DCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

Monkey fucking maggot cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

grotesque animal fondling spunk chariot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bluewafflemuffdiver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dicksplash is one of my faves.

Or chatte which is urban dictionary for cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuntychops, Fuckadoodledoo, crotchcretin, fucktard and bollockchops are personal favourites.

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By *weetBBWWoman over a year ago

London

Cuntbiscuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuntbiscuit

I'd biscuit your.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

slapperbitchcowfuckwhore

my nanna hates that one

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By *weetBBWWoman over a year ago

London

"Cuntbiscuit

I'd biscuit your.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And other pleasing swear combinations.

Lets hear them,

Mrs"
betty swollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuntbiscuit

I'd biscuit your.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arthur Dailey x

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

Fuck me sideways...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fannyflangespunksoaker

And my favourite old skool

nobgobbler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flip flop"

Excellent.

I love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knob jockey

Tunt

Knobrot

Dicksplash

Fannyflinger

Pussygusher (tray does this a lot)

Prick

Cunty bollocks

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I've always liked "fuck face" lol

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan over a year ago

Rugby

Cunt Nose

But it's a play term.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try not to swear, was brought up that way from a child, guess it sticks with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockwomble fucktards

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Cunterella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personal favourites. ..cockwomble which I heard a forumite use!

Fuck face

And although it's not that bad it always makes me laugh..from Friday night dinner. .. Shit on it!!!

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I used to see Cockwomble on one specific forum, but it seems to have become popular over the last year or so.

This is obviously a very good thing, as it's ace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweat from a baboons balls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockwomble

Fuckity fucksticks

Arsecrisps

There's another one, but I can only remember it when I drop something heavy on my foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had blood taken last week....

My veins are not easy to find...

They take an age...

Tapping and poking, changing arms etc.....

It's usually a ten minute process ....

Then the words"a little scratch"

And I'm braced for the pain....

Oh no ....last week....

Tourniquet on ......

I looked away for a split second....

She shoved it in .....

I yelled out....

"SHIT, fuck, poo, wee, schweppes !"

As if it was one word - Tourette moment me thinks...

Mwah

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

Bollockingbuggeryfuck.... Very satisfying when you've hurt yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sugar me silly or shut the front door.

I try not to swear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A colleague of mine made up his own using twat and cunt. He started calling people twunts! They had no idea he called them a cunt and twat at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum refers to the woman over the road as Cunty McCuntface, always makes me chuckle

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Fuckbuggerbollox

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sugar me silly or shut the front door.

I try not to swear

Such a good lad

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By *northernsoulMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off." - Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mum refers to the woman over the road as Cunty McCuntface, always makes me chuckle "

That one's reserved for George Osborne now.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Cockgobbling cumdumpster

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