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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on then we've had names for vagina s what about funny names for cocks?

Porrige chucker

one eyed trouser snake

the one eyed milkman

come on let's see who can up with the funniest!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Fred

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nigel

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Ben.....or Jerry

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ben.....or Jerry"
Mark or Spencer?

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Black or Decker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There not very funny though or is it a list of ex s???

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Huntley or Palmer

Johnson or Johnson

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Black or Decker?"
Bang and olufsen

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"Black or Decker?Bang and olufsen "

Bang....not funny but oh so very apt

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Donger!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

David Cameron....now that's a name for a REAL cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't for the life of me know why but I find the term "schlong" very amusing.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's class maybe a few other politicions to!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiny Temper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh god what have I started here lol !!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pink potholer

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By *wad-tattooedMan over a year ago

Kirkby

while in magaluf mine got the name BIG DAVE

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

prince albert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

third leg

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Ben.....or Jerry"

lol is that not ben and jerry's ice cream

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

One Eyed Monster!

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Vlad The Impaler.

Dip Stick.

Meat Wrench.

Love Pump.

One - Eyed Fred.

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By *hi-John69Man over a year ago

chichester

for the oldies remember:

PERCY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dopey and bashful LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

john willy wet end

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Piss Pump.

The Pink Oboe. (as in obe one can oboe!)

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Love Stick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Malcolm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simon, now thats a funny name for a jock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shorty xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ex boyfriend yrs ago used to insist on saying when he was going for a pee 'just going to point percy at porcelain'!!!

Annoyed the fuck out of me every time!!

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Todger.

Slim Jim!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Purple headed kidney prodder

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Purple headed kidney prodder"

Alternatively, Button mushroom

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Purple headed kidney prodder

Alternatively, Button mushroom"

Which one are you?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody used to call my gentlmans sausage

"Rambo"

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

One of the ladies we know started to call it her "Wii". I thought she meant her games machine, but turns out it is an acronym! "Where Is It"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no 1 said this yet wow

Gladiator

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

[Removed by poster at 08/03/11 13:39:06]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Juan The Furious Mexican

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Purple headed kidney prodder

Alternatively, Button mushroom

Which one are you?!

Best button mushroom you will ever have babe xxx mmmmmmmmm

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

"Somebody used to call my gentlmans sausage

"Rambo"

Ahh, that would be because like Sylvester Stallone, it's as weak as piss!!

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Sir fucks alot.

One eyed wonder worm.

Crotch splitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Foghorn Leghorn..technically a rooster tho

(yeah i know it's same thing)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this thread is not fair as it demands i name and shame!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile!

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Single barrel beaver hunter.

Skin Flute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ankle Whacker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pork sword

tally whacker

wiggie

widgey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TINY!!!

haha

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

septic snotstick

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan over a year ago

mansfield

Hecter the one eyed clitoris inspector.

Smooth skinned womb ferret.

Spunk trumpet.

But I call mine, little elvis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wellard

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