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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

"

cool

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is it the male or female half posting as the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe you should just block all and approach the ones you're interested in, why should men have to do all the running?

Are you afraid of being rejected?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Mr Marmite was here long enough to have a good understanding how the site works, the good and the bad.

to rant after a week may read 'look at me with a couple's profile blocking the guys'

note, may

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

"

Do you think all the men on the site read the forums?

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman  over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

And we have to know this because......?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it the male or female half posting as the OP? "

It's the male at the moment, but Mrs Marmite would like to enjoy this too, and the men not being respectful is putting her off the site already!

We can chat to respectful guys, but not the idiots that have been sending rude and disrespectful messages so far.

So PLEASE guys, if you can't read the profile then expect to be blocked from anything else on the future.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Mr Marmite was here long enough to have a good understanding how the site works, the good and the bad.

to rant after a week may read 'look at me with a couple's profile blocking the guys'

note, may"

The male half had a singles profile long before he suddenly created a couples profile so is aware of the pitfalls of being a single mail...it all smells a bit fishy to me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Is it the male or female half posting as the OP?

It's the male at the moment, but Mrs Marmite would like to enjoy this too, and the men not being respectful is putting her off the site already!

We can chat to respectful guys, but not the idiots that have been sending rude and disrespectful messages so far.

So PLEASE guys, if you can't read the profile then expect to be blocked from anything else on the future. "

Oh please give over you were a single male long before you suddenly created this couples profile I would ask if she knows you have created this profile but that's a different subject completely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Think I will just block and of we want a male we will look for them.... only one thing fishy of it isn't washed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Think I will just block and of we want a male we will look for them.... only one thing fishy of it isn't washed "

Block them then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it the male or female half posting as the OP?

It's the male at the moment, but Mrs Marmite would like to enjoy this too, and the men not being respectful is putting her off the site already!

We can chat to respectful guys, but not the idiots that have been sending rude and disrespectful messages so far.

So PLEASE guys, if you can't read the profile then expect to be blocked from anything else on the future.

Oh please give over you were a single male long before you suddenly created this couples profile I would ask if she knows you have created this profile but that's a different subject completely. "

Send her a message with your phone number and she can call to confirm she is in fact all lady... or maybe go on cam with her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it the male or female half posting as the OP?

It's the male at the moment, but Mrs Marmite would like to enjoy this too, and the men not being respectful is putting her off the site already!

We can chat to respectful guys, but not the idiots that have been sending rude and disrespectful messages so far.

So PLEASE guys, if you can't read the profile then expect to be blocked from anything else on the future. "

Hasn't it always been so on Fab? You'll get disrespectful people and respectful people. The rant at the disrespectful guys thing is a weekly staple on the forums as Mr M will know.

It won't stop because of this thread or the next one from someone else tomorrow or the next day, or next week.

Use your filters wisely and perhaps go hunting yourselves? Good luck with the joint profile I hope you both have lots of fun on here as a couple

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is it the male or female half posting as the OP?

It's the male at the moment, but Mrs Marmite would like to enjoy this too, and the men not being respectful is putting her off the site already!

We can chat to respectful guys, but not the idiots that have been sending rude and disrespectful messages so far.

So PLEASE guys, if you can't read the profile then expect to be blocked from anything else on the future. "

Come on now... you know as well as the rest of us how this works. Who are you trying to kid?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Is it the male or female half posting as the OP?

It's the male at the moment, but Mrs Marmite would like to enjoy this too, and the men not being respectful is putting her off the site already!

We can chat to respectful guys, but not the idiots that have been sending rude and disrespectful messages so far.

So PLEASE guys, if you can't read the profile then expect to be blocked from anything else on the future.

Oh please give over you were a single male long before you suddenly created this couples profile I would ask if she knows you have created this profile but that's a different subject completely.

Send her a message with your phone number and she can call to confirm she is in fact all lady... or maybe go on cam with her "

Me give you my phone number I don't think so...anyway enjoy your couples swinging adventure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Guys n girls... you mostly know me from my single profile, amd I was never as bad as the males have been this week.

I would like my wife to enjoy this adventure with me, I don't want her put off everyone due to 'some' rude people, as you all know o have friends on here which are male and female, respectful friends too.

Just infuriating with the minority of the men sending cock pics and generally being disgusting.

Well the filters are on now, was hoping I didn't need to use them though.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Guys n girls... you mostly know me from my single profile, amd I was never as bad as the males have been this week.

I would like my wife to enjoy this adventure with me, I don't want her put off everyone due to 'some' rude people, as you all know o have friends on here which are male and female, respectful friends too.

Just infuriating with the minority of the men sending cock pics and generally being disgusting.

Well the filters are on now, was hoping I didn't need to use them though.

"

In your eyes you were never as bad, however in other people's eyes you may of been...we all have our own opinion of ourselves...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

"

Some couples are just as bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most of my block list is made up of couples closely followed by single females.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Cool story OP

I agree with you I think all men should just fuck right off this site... apart from me of course. I will stay to look after the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is very similar to a couple I know. Both had single profiles on here and decided to create a couples profile.

Within a week, he was acting 'holier than thou', complaining about single males and threatening to block them.

I'm sure they were getting a lot of males that hadn't read the profile, but it just made me chuckle and think....that was you a couple of weeks ago, mate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

"

you should do anyway and just message those you wish to chat to...

saves an unnecessary rant thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok rant over.... usual service resumes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok rant over.... usual service resumes

"

Oh thank God for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

All I want is for my lovely wife to enjoy this too

Sorry guys n girls, going to sit in the naughty corner for 30 mins! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok rant over.... usual service resumes

"

So Mrs marmite has seen the light and it's just normal people that go to clubs ? And not sex starved perverts

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

And today's first single male bashing thread ..

Have fun however you find it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ok rant over.... usual service resumes

So Mrs marmite has seen the light and it's just normal people that go to clubs ? And not sex starved perverts "

.

A miracle happened

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think everyone should just block everyone.

It would be nice and quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok rant over.... usual service resumes

So Mrs marmite has seen the light and it's just normal people that go to clubs ? And not sex starved perverts "

She has been to a club with me and she made some new friends

Most people are respectful, just a shame that others are spoiling it for her, but I have been told off by her now and got to let her deal with the idiots in her own way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok rant over.... usual service resumes

So Mrs marmite has seen the light and it's just normal people that go to clubs ? And not sex starved perverts

She has been to a club with me and she made some new friends

Most people are respectful, just a shame that others are spoiling it for her, but I have been told off by her now and got to let her deal with the idiots in her own way. "

MMMF. - cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So would you say you hate it more than love it then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think everyone should just block everyone.

It would be nice and quiet "

Tumble would drift through the forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for letting us know this new and interesting information. I am so pleased that you have taken the time out of your day to explain to me how you manage your account. It was bothering me a little, to be perfectly honest, I was worried that you might make some bad choices, but thankfully, you have discovered the block button and I can now rest easy.

Please continue to complain about other members (quite literally), and I sincerely hope that you find what you are looking for on this site. Now that you have mastered some of the more basic elements (well done you!) it should prove more fruitful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thanks for letting us know this new and interesting information. I am so pleased that you have taken the time out of your day to explain to me how you manage your account. It was bothering me a little, to be perfectly honest, I was worried that you might make some bad choices, but thankfully, you have discovered the block button and I can now rest easy.

Please continue to complain about other members (quite literally), and I sincerely hope that you find what you are looking for on this site. Now that you have mastered some of the more basic elements (well done you!) it should prove more fruitful."

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Have you got a couples profile now to just slag off a few guys that are a little rude,if your wife can't cope with that this is not the place for her,you need to have a stick skin at times

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't even like marmite

Except twiglets

and tiger bread. I like tiger bread too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks for letting us know this new and interesting information. I am so pleased that you have taken the time out of your day to explain to me how you manage your account. It was bothering me a little, to be perfectly honest, I was worried that you might make some bad choices, but thankfully, you have discovered the block button and I can now rest easy.

Please continue to complain about other members (quite literally), and I sincerely hope that you find what you are looking for on this site. Now that you have mastered some of the more basic elements (well done you!) it should prove more fruitful.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. "

Complaining about single guys is shooting fish in a barrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like marmite

Except twiglets

and tiger bread. I like tiger bread too. "

I prefer a different toothpaste too

We 'assumed' people may actually read a profile before messaging, but obviously that is not the case unfortunately.

Well the Mrs is more thick skinned than me, she thought the message that got me wound up was quite funny....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Complaining about something you can change is a bit pointless really. Block everyone and search yourself, works perfectly for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember young Peter at work. He got promoted well before his time and got an imaginary power rush to the head.

It made him look a bit of a twat and he lost all respect from his peers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe you should just block all and approach the ones you're interested in, why should men have to do all the running?

Are you afraid of being rejected?"

Totally this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like marmite

Except twiglets

and tiger bread. I like tiger bread too.

I prefer a different toothpaste too

We 'assumed' people may actually read a profile before messaging, but obviously that is not the case unfortunately.

Well the Mrs is more thick skinned than me, she thought the message that got me wound up was quite funny.... "

You've been here long enough to know most guys don't read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Maybe you should just block all and approach the ones you're interested in, why should men have to do all the running?

Are you afraid of being rejected?

Totally this "

I have already been put into the reject bin, been there years! no point in getting out of it. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even like marmite

Except twiglets

and tiger bread. I like tiger bread too.

I prefer a different toothpaste too

We 'assumed' people may actually read a profile before messaging, but obviously that is not the case unfortunately.

Well the Mrs is more thick skinned than me, she thought the message that got me wound up was quite funny.... "

Again (how many times has this been said). You post on a forum (something which must be read to be understood), about people not reading your profile..... do you not see the ironic pointless nature of your post?

Do you for one minute believe that the same people that DO NOT READ your profile are reading a forum post? Why would they, at least if they read a profile and respond accordingly, they may get a shag? Why would they read a forum (where they are unlikely to get a shag, well.... its all relative).

You are reinforcing a stereotype, that is all, it means nothing, will have no impact on the amount of people that do not read your profile, because.... and heres the kicker...... they don't read fullstop.

Still at least you told us you found the block button, woot! and you got to slag a whole section of the website off in the process, yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't even like marmite

Except twiglets

and tiger bread. I like tiger bread too.

I prefer a different toothpaste too

We 'assumed' people may actually read a profile before messaging, but obviously that is not the case unfortunately.

Well the Mrs is more thick skinned than me, she thought the message that got me wound up was quite funny....

You've been here long enough to know most guys don't read profiles "

Well it seems some do now

After a little encouragement, and a few extra words on the profile seems to have helped a little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well done sub... you have been here 3 weeks and seems like you know how everything works ... yup I can be sarcastic too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well done sub... you have been here 3 weeks and seems like you know how everything works ... yup I can be sarcastic too "

May have been here for years on a different profile?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well done sub... you have been here 3 weeks and seems like you know how everything works ... yup I can be sarcastic too "

He may be a quick learner, unlike others

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well done sub... you have been here 3 weeks and seems like you know how everything works ... yup I can be sarcastic too "

Yep, this is it just 3 weeks and see how I already know more than you, anyone would think I have been here before.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

"

It's funny but we seem to find couples more rude than men - and we get blocked all the time by people on the forums . Mainly couples and single women .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

It's funny but we seem to find couples more rude than men - and we get blocked all the time by people on the forums . Mainly couples and single women .

"

Couples are very rude in my experience, and completely unprovoked too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

It's funny but we seem to find couples more rude than men - and we get blocked all the time by people on the forums . Mainly couples and single women .

Couples are very rude in my experience, and completely unprovoked too. "

I don't play with couples (any more), not for any specific reason, my knees got tired of jumping through hoops. (please note this is tongue in cheek, there are some lovely couples on this website, and they do their own thing and I do mine and never the twain shall meet etc.etc. disclaimer. etc.)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can smell something....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell something.... "

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell something.... "

Yes think boredom has set in with another, claiming in the profile they're not looking for single guys but leaving their profile open to get messages from them, maybe they just like the attention?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lots getting it hit today rather than what they were expecting to hit

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn....."

Something fishy and it ain't my flange

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

Something fishy and it ain't my flange "

oooh flange? Are you an engineer? Did you mean your foo? lady garden? whizzi? Vajayjay?

Please don't have a flange, I don't want you to have a flange, you are literally ruining this site for me if you have a flange...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

Something fishy and it ain't my flange

oooh flange? Are you an engineer? Did you mean your foo? lady garden? whizzi? Vajayjay?

Please don't have a flange, I don't want you to have a flange, you are literally ruining this site for me if you have a flange..."

Ok my lady garden is that better?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's it! I'm blocking you all. None of you know how to behave in public!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's it! I'm blocking you all. None of you know how to behave in public! "

Nice arse!

...too much?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's it! I'm blocking you all. None of you know how to behave in public! "

Thought that'd be a plus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

Something fishy and it ain't my flange

oooh flange? Are you an engineer? Did you mean your foo? lady garden? whizzi? Vajayjay?

Please don't have a flange, I don't want you to have a flange, you are literally ruining this site for me if you have a flange...

Ok my lady garden is that better? "

I was this close (if you ever wonder how much "this" is, take the size a man says his penis is, deduct the true length and divide by two) to leaving, I have been through a whole pack of tissues in the last minute whilst looking at your flange.....lady garden....

..... I was crying okay, crying!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

Something fishy and it ain't my flange

oooh flange? Are you an engineer? Did you mean your foo? lady garden? whizzi? Vajayjay?

Please don't have a flange, I don't want you to have a flange, you are literally ruining this site for me if you have a flange...

Ok my lady garden is that better?

I was this close (if you ever wonder how much "this" is, take the size a man says his penis is, deduct the true length and divide by two) to leaving, I have been through a whole pack of tissues in the last minute whilst looking at your flange.....lady garden....

..... I was crying okay, crying!"

Aww sub fancy a shag I haven't got single males blocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get your coat Lad - you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I truly believe that some people exaggerate the amount of rude messages they receive. I'm not sure why.

I get A LOT of messages and as far as I can remember, I've only had a couple that I would consider rude. Even some women in my area are always complaining about constantly receiving rude mails. All these disrespectful guys seem to miss me out for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

Something fishy and it ain't my flange

oooh flange? Are you an engineer? Did you mean your foo? lady garden? whizzi? Vajayjay?

Please don't have a flange, I don't want you to have a flange, you are literally ruining this site for me if you have a flange...

Ok my lady garden is that better?

I was this close (if you ever wonder how much "this" is, take the size a man says his penis is, deduct the true length and divide by two) to leaving, I have been through a whole pack of tissues in the last minute whilst looking at your flange.....lady garden....

..... I was crying okay, crying!

Aww sub fancy a shag I haven't got single males blocked "

Fucking hell!! I mean..... oh yeah sure, why not.

I just ran into my wardrobe and you lied, it doesn't open out into the land of grey peas and bacon, and somebody is going to have to explain to my neighbour why we now have adjoining bedrooms...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I can smell something....

Is that a good thing? I mean to say, did you lose your sense of smell and it has now come back, therefore, you are informing the world (through the power of fab?!? ) that your sense of smell is back? In which case Yay! (theres no big kiss emoji but if there was, you could have one)

or... is the smell something sinister? In which case, dun dun duuuuurrrrnnnnn.....

Something fishy and it ain't my flange

oooh flange? Are you an engineer? Did you mean your foo? lady garden? whizzi? Vajayjay?

Please don't have a flange, I don't want you to have a flange, you are literally ruining this site for me if you have a flange...

Ok my lady garden is that better?

I was this close (if you ever wonder how much "this" is, take the size a man says his penis is, deduct the true length and divide by two) to leaving, I have been through a whole pack of tissues in the last minute whilst looking at your flange.....lady garden....

..... I was crying okay, crying!

Aww sub fancy a shag I haven't got single males blocked

Fucking hell!! I mean..... oh yeah sure, why not.

I just ran into my wardrobe and you lied, it doesn't open out into the land of grey peas and bacon, and somebody is going to have to explain to my neighbour why we now have adjoining bedrooms..."

Oh how I wish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get your coat Lad - you've pulled "

She's just toying with me, she gets a kick out of it, I guess I am an easy target, a truly single man, bereft of verifications, only three weeks into my fab life (I am still a virgin), she just likes to tease people from Devon (or as we are known throughout the world "the simple folk"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Get your coat Lad - you've pulled

She's just toying with me, she gets a kick out of it, I guess I am an easy target, a truly single man, bereft of verifications, only three weeks into my fab life (I am still a virgin), she just likes to tease people from Devon (or as we are known throughout the world "the simple folk"

"

You have a great cock and arse what can I say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you say rude do you mean the fancy a fuck msg?

Yeah it must be pretty daunting as a guy joining the female as a couple profile lol.

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By *anaduABCMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is getting used quite a bit now, too many RUDE men on here that only think with their cocks.

Think we may have to block ALL men now as they simply cannot be bothered to read the profile at all.

"

Not sure I could survive if u blocked me...my laughter quota would drop so low

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get your coat Lad - you've pulled

She's just toying with me, she gets a kick out of it, I guess I am an easy target, a truly single man, bereft of verifications, only three weeks into my fab life (I am still a virgin), she just likes to tease people from Devon (or as we are known throughout the world "the simple folk"

You have a great cock and arse what can I say "

I'll mail them, you wouldn't want all of me (to be honest there isn't much left )

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Get your coat Lad - you've pulled

She's just toying with me, she gets a kick out of it, I guess I am an easy target, a truly single man, bereft of verifications, only three weeks into my fab life (I am still a virgin), she just likes to tease people from Devon (or as we are known throughout the world "the simple folk"

You have a great cock and arse what can I say

I'll mail them, you wouldn't want all of me (to be honest there isn't much left )"

Ohh I don't know about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get your coat Lad - you've pulled

She's just toying with me, she gets a kick out of it, I guess I am an easy target, a truly single man, bereft of verifications, only three weeks into my fab life (I am still a virgin), she just likes to tease people from Devon (or as we are known throughout the world "the simple folk"

If you are referring to my ears, I DO NOT think that is funny, you try walking straight in gale force winds when the wind is turning you like a ship in a hurricane (oooh a nautical reference!)

You have a great cock and arse what can I say

I'll mail them, you wouldn't want all of me (to be honest there isn't much left )

Ohh I don't know about that "

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