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I was so naive ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. that I used to think blow jobs involved actually blowing up the tinkle   
And that of the wind changed my face really *would* stay like that ..
What did you genuinely believe was true in a more innocent age .. ? |
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I believed there was pet cemetery at the back of the factory my dad worked in where he took all our pets when they died.
Can't remember what age I was when I realised he was taking them to work to throw in the skip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My nan used to tell me if I eat cheese after midnight I would have nighmeres,
And my older brother told me if I look into a mirror at the stroke of midnight I would see dead people
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mate was driving along a moterway with his gf and went passed a factory which was pumping out large amounts of steam from a tower, She asked what's that, And he said oh that place makes clouds, He said she just sta_ed at it for a couple of second with a blank look on her face before saying no it isn't
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My mate was driving along a moterway with his gf and went passed a factory which was pumping out large amounts of steam from a tower, She asked what's that, And he said oh that place makes clouds, He said she just sta_ed at it for a couple of second with a blank look on her face before saying no it isn't
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I was told that too by my Mum as a kiddie and I believed her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mother told me salt makes your food cold, my sister is 43 now and has a huge salt problem (she is disabled) she just shoves so much salt on her food thanks to that woman!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Up until I was 16 I thought sheep on hillsides were a special breed with two legs shorter than the other. Amazing how parents can tell their kids anything! Xx"
No that's haggis! Furry little things with two long legs and two short legs for running round mountains. It weally weally twue!
Mrs rsc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Up until I was 16 I thought sheep on hillsides were a special breed with two legs shorter than the other. Amazing how parents can tell their kids anything! Xx
No that's haggis! Furry little things with two long legs and two short legs for running round mountains. It weally weally twue!
Mrs rsc"
My dad told me that about haggis. I thought it was great until I stood up in class 1 day (about 6/7) abd told the whole class to which the teacher thought it was hilarious I tried it with my kids but it never worked lol |
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"My mother told me salt makes your food cold, my sister is 43 now and has a huge salt problem (she is disabled) she just shoves so much salt on her food thanks to that woman!!
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Oh my God, my nan used that on us!!!!! lol I went the other way,I hardly use salt |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"If you swallowed chewing gum you would fart bubbles x
Sitting on the train laughing like a loon at this "
i can just imagine that lol and its a sod is chewing gum to get out of your trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mother told me salt makes your food cold, my sister is 43 now and has a huge salt problem (she is disabled) she just shoves so much salt on her food thanks to that woman!!
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Oh my God, my nan used that on us!!!!! lol I went the other way,I hardly use salt"
Really?! I thought it was just my mother!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I refused to drink water as a kid, so my grandparents gave me "H20" instead of water.......
They also told me that monsters lived in muddy puddles and if I stepped in one it would suck me down and spit out my bones.
They were also responsible for telling me that the ice cream van only played music to let the children know he had run out of ice cream...
If I swallowed apple seeds a tree would grow in my belly and the branches would grow out of my mouth and bottom.
If I didn't was potatoes would grow in my ears..
That aside my grandparents were awesome!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh and forget that I used to go on holiday regularly with them to Wales, and I asked what Araf was when I saw it written on the road. They told me it was a warning about nasty furry creatures like rats but the size of dogs that lived in Wales, and I shouldn't wander off from an adult in case an Araf got me...
Was I an abused child??? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i thought i was adopted until i was 16 as my parents wouldnt show me my birth certificate....true story"
Me too! There's a reasonable age gap between me and my older sibling. And my birth certificate doesn't have my parents names on (or any names) and my brother's does. Apparently they got the short birth certificate for me and the long, full one for him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I was so naive that I never used to know that replying to a post that hadn't had any responses for four hours was a blatant way of bumping your own thread back to the top of the forum ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mate was driving along a moterway with his gf and went passed a factory which was pumping out large amounts of steam from a tower, She asked what's that, And he said oh that place makes clouds, He said she just sta_ed at it for a couple of second with a blank look on her face before saying no it isn't
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I told my kids the same thing . I do hope they don't believe me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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As a kiddie I used to call people a 'dildo' as a mild insult without actually realising what a dildo was and not understanding why my Mum was so upset about me saying it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to think the world was black and white in the olden days and colour had only been around for a century or so. I think the Wizard of Oz was responsible for that."
This made pooch and I chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you swallowed chewing gum it would wrap around your heart and you'd die.
That everything was black and white until they invented colour.
That if you brushed your hair exactly 100 ttimes in front of a mirror you'd see a ghost.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They were also responsible for telling me that the ice cream van only played music to let the children know he had run out of ice cream..."
Like that one,if I were a parent I'd mentally file it away for future use |
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