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What's the worst veri you could leave someone?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get creative.
I was thinking just "Meh".
Or "He paid the agreed fee but never left a tip".
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" Ever such a nice guy. We met in the queue at the clinic" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching the PowerPoint slide show of his previous fab conquests was quite possibly the 2nd worst experience of my life, the worst experience of my life was when he pulled down his pants and said "sign my cast"" |
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"I've had "She's OK but I've had better" in the past.  "
I had an almost identical message...'You look good but seen and had better'!!!!!!
Needless to say.... I declined the invitation after he back peddled! I wouldn't have minded if the photo of his cock wasn't the size of a fun size Mars bar...... when hard! !!  |
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"I've had "She's OK but I've had better" in the past.
I had an almost identical message...'You look good but seen and had better'!!!!!!
Needless to say.... I declined the invitation after he back peddled! I wouldn't have minded if the photo of his cock wasn't the size of a fun size Mars bar...... when hard! !! "
I should add. ... I never MET this guy! That was just a message he sent me! Lol |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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It's taken men longer to write this veri than he lasted in bed. And that's Including the time it took him to remove his socks and the time it took for him to wipe his knob on my curtains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noooo I can't believe people have had proper bad veris?  "
I left a VERY frank veri for a guy a few months ago!
Super mug here picked him up from his sister's street so he didn't need to pick his car up, paid £30 for us to get in the party I'd invited him to (his wallet was in his car - oops!). We had four minutes of pure pleasure at the party before he came - then we were chatted up by a couple with a hot wife an an older (but quite attractive) guy! They invited us back to their hotel!
I watched the guy I was with screw the woman for a lot longer than my 4 minutes (I wasn't invited to join them) whilst her impotent (yep - they kept that one quiet!) husband gently fondled me whilst staring adoringly at his gorgeous wife!
When they'd finished she made it clear that she wanted a round two with him after a short break - so I bugge_ed off and left them to it!
Oddly enough, he didn't publish the verification I left him!! 
See guys? - but you're thrilled to learn it's not just men who get screwed over on here!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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da old tart fuckin luvs 2 suk cock lol waz balls fuck1n deep in her gob shot my load so fast down her throat she farted cum lol made me lol so hard i ripped my cock out and got her false teeth stuck on ma dik lol lol lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just laid there and thought of England. More life in my dead dog and she's been buried 6 years!! (That was after I found out she wasn't swinging but genuinely cheating on my brother that I hadn't been introduced to yet and didn't know until afterwards when she saw my id). Be a understatement to say she's never spoke so fast in her life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wrote a veri recently but bottled it and couldn't send it. I just unfriended him. It read:
For a first meet this guy completely traumatised me. His pictures are definitely not recent. He brought his ex wife's pink latex catsuit with him? I'm not a midget and trying to squeeze me into it was no fun and embarrassed me, I should have refused to even try. Then the bag of ropes etc came out; that just sca_ed me as although I like bdsm, I never agreed nor suggested it.
I then had to witness the drug taking, the panic set in and I was so glad to leave him to it.
If you want to be freaked out by a total weirdo ladies.... he's your guy. Oh, and the body aint great either... Worst Meet Ever Ever and I'm so upset about it!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote a veri recently but bottled it and couldn't send it. I just unfriended him. It read:
For a first meet this guy completely traumatised me. His pictures are definitely not recent. He brought his ex wife's pink latex catsuit with him? I'm not a midget and trying to squeeze me into it was no fun and embarrassed me, I should have refused to even try. Then the bag of ropes etc came out; that just sca_ed me as although I like bdsm, I never agreed nor suggested it.
I then had to witness the drug taking, the panic set in and I was so glad to leave him to it.
If you want to be freaked out by a total weirdo ladies.... he's your guy. Oh, and the body aint great either... Worst Meet Ever Ever and I'm so upset about it!
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Feck me!! I am glad you never posted that, I would never get a meet again, and it wasn't my ex-eifes catsuit, it was "borrowed" from the set of starwars...jeezzze BLOCKED!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote a veri recently but bottled it and couldn't send it. I just unfriended him. It read:
For a first meet this guy completely traumatised me. His pictures are definitely not recent. He brought his ex wife's pink latex catsuit with him? I'm not a midget and trying to squeeze me into it was no fun and embarrassed me, I should have refused to even try. Then the bag of ropes etc came out; that just sca_ed me as although I like bdsm, I never agreed nor suggested it.
I then had to witness the drug taking, the panic set in and I was so glad to leave him to it.
If you want to be freaked out by a total weirdo ladies.... he's your guy. Oh, and the body aint great either... Worst Meet Ever Ever and I'm so upset about it!
Feck me!! I am glad you never posted that, I would never get a meet again, and it wasn't my ex-eifes catsuit, it was "borrowed" from the set of starwars...jeezzze BLOCKED!!"
I want my fucking catsuit back !
On a serious note though what a horrible experience.  |
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Some prick who bothe_ed me once too often had his meet decided on the flip of a coin. No reciprocation bj.
I left a verification (2 months later)
"If you want it badly then that' how you'll get it"
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I had to wash at least 20 times before the smell started to go away. On what planet did he think a surprise like that would go down well? i nearly threw up when I found out what they were and left immediately! |
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