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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For once, the kids slept through the night, only for my husband to wake me up at 4am to say he had chest pain but it was probably nothing.

So I worry all night and don't sleep. (He's fine and has gone to work.)

And now the dog has just walked into the bedroom and farted and stunk out the entire room.

I'm so tired it hurts and now it stinks too. I want to cry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For once, the kids slept through the night, only for my husband to wake me up at 4am to say he had chest pain but it was probably nothing.

So I worry all night and don't sleep. (He's fine and has gone to work.)

And now the dog has just walked into the bedroom and farted and stunk out the entire room.

I'm so tired it hurts and now it stinks too. I want to cry. "

Coffee, toast and a bit of a fabbing thumb and you'll be fine

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple  over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"For once, the kids slept through the night, only for my husband to wake me up at 4am to say he had chest pain but it was probably nothing.

So I worry all night and don't sleep. (He's fine and has gone to work.)

And now the dog has just walked into the bedroom and farted and stunk out the entire room.

I'm so tired it hurts and now it stinks too. I want to cry. "

We have a dog who does that too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As lovely as dogs and kids are,they really should give us a break every now and then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks guys. The smell was so bad I had to check she hadn't done anything else.

She then ran up and down the stairs, obviously wanting to be let out in the garden. I dragged myself away from my shower to let her out. Opened the door and she just stood there and stared at me like I was some sort of lunatic for opening the back door.

It's going to be one of those days.

I want to go back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you schedule in a nap for later on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks guys. The smell was so bad I had to check she hadn't done anything else.

She then ran up and down the stairs, obviously wanting to be let out in the garden. I dragged myself away from my shower to let her out. Opened the door and she just stood there and stared at me like I was some sort of lunatic for opening the back door.

It's going to be one of those days.

I want to go back to bed."

Haha bless her, a part of me get frustrated when this happens but when my boy just sits looking at me, I can't help but laugh and think "daft sod"...could have been worse, could have been hubby farting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sometimes blame the dog for a nasty fart, then hubby reminds me we don't have a dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I sometimes blame the dog for a nasty fart, then hubby reminds me we don't have a dog "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dog farts are absolutely brutal!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dog seriously needs to sort out its anti-social behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dog (lab) used to have really smelly feet. When hot they used to smell like warm popcorn.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I hope you manage to get some sleep during the day

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Learn the art of power napping.

I've only been at work an hour but have had 10 power naps.

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

My sympathies go out to you.... Dog farts are some of the worst smells in the world

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