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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the evil that is the status shuffle is now on its second iteration and shows no sign of stopping I thought it best to pop up the support arm
If you've had friends block you or your fb ignore you, if the RSPCA are on their way around or the local farmers union 'want a word', come and share your stories so that we can heal together, after all laughter is the best medicine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don;t understand it at all tbh...
I get in to enough trouble with my own status without having to work out some game and wear a stranger's.
#confused"
Take a look at the status shuffle game joe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This was such a good idea earlier when unsaid sign me up  "
And that's the delicious evil of the game, it looks such fun from the outside....4 hours later with your reputation in tatters and an inbox full of cock pictures you have to wonder about your decision |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a guy I'm used to no messages but I must admit to feeling relieved today after I said I'm in - all I'm thinking is that admin are rejecting the photos!! "
I think the silence of a empty inbox is in many ways worse that the flurry of interest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need help! continuous laughter at some of the messages is giving me belly ache. What can you suggest OP ?  "
Just think about your ruined reputation, that usually cures the giggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually  haha"
I've just had even more cock picks than usual!
My only worry is than loads of hot guys who DON'T have huge cocks will now delete or block me! Could be worse - I could've given my imaginary dog a blow job!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha"
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass. "
It is most definitely cute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
It is most definitely cute "
Thank you miss maiden I'll take that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass. "
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again? "
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay |
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay "
Lovin' the status btw.
Maybe I can help you out? |
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"So who do you think faired worse today? "
I soooooo did !!! I'm getting reams of crappy messages!!!! And I've a hell of a lot of explaining to do in answering some very awkward questions 
I did have one kind soul offer me the use of her pooper scooper though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay
Lovin' the status btw.
Maybe I can help you out? "
why not. After all it's bloody manday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who do you think faired worse today?
I soooooo did !!! I'm getting reams of crappy messages!!!! And I've a hell of a lot of explaining to do in answering some very awkward questions
I did have one kind soul offer me the use of her pooper scooper though "
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass. "
Pmsl xx |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay
Lovin' the status btw.
Maybe I can help you out?
why not. After all it's bloody manday "
haha chuckled when i read yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the joy of others pain, isn't there a name for that?
Dunno but I'm not letting you anywhere near me I've got enough kids "
haha omg im actually laughing out loud lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the joy of others pain, isn't there a name for that?
Dunno but I'm not letting you anywhere near me I've got enough kids
haha omg im actually laughing out loud lol "
You won't be laughing when that ninety year old with his Johnson hanging by his knee knocks your door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the joy of others pain, isn't there a name for that?
Dunno but I'm not letting you anywhere near me I've got enough kids
haha omg im actually laughing out loud lol
You won't be laughing when that ninety year old with his Johnson hanging by his knee knocks your door "
its ok hell just squirt dust over my face anyway im sure experience comes from age haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the joy of others pain, isn't there a name for that?
Dunno but I'm not letting you anywhere near me I've got enough kids
haha omg im actually laughing out loud lol
You won't be laughing when that ninety year old with his Johnson hanging by his knee knocks your door
its ok hell just squirt dust over my face anyway im sure experience comes from age haha "
That's a myth experience comes from lots of practice, care to practice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the joy of others pain, isn't there a name for that?
Dunno but I'm not letting you anywhere near me I've got enough kids
haha omg im actually laughing out loud lol
You won't be laughing when that ninety year old with his Johnson hanging by his knee knocks your door
its ok hell just squirt dust over my face anyway im sure experience comes from age haha
That's a myth experience comes from lots of practice, care to practice? "
practice makes perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass. "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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HELP!!!! Support needed and lots of counselling too by the end of it all  our inbox is on overdrive and I didn't realise there were so many ways to trim haha
Gawd I love this game
Jane x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HELP!!!! Support needed and lots of counselling too by the end of it all our inbox is on overdrive and I didn't realise there were so many ways to trim haha
Gawd I love this game
Jane x"
Shave it all off and post new pic job done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay "
Cool - that's when I no longer need huge cocks!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
am free after 6 aswell xx
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay
Cool - that's when I no longer need huge cocks! "
Cheeky sod I'm 12" with my uncalibrated ruler |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have faired very well. No strange messages really. Bit gutted actually haha
Lucky you I've just been told by some bloke that looks like a strong breeze would knock him over, that he would own my cute little ass.
You do look bloody hot to be fair!
Can I have you if you decide you like women again?
You can have me anytime peach so long as it's after six. That's when I become ungay
Cool - that's when I no longer need huge cocks!
Cheeky sod I'm 12" with my uncalibrated ruler "
One word - ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not one bloody message, going to sit and cry and wank myself off then
Oh fuck that's bloody brilliant !!!!
I should of come up with a better one ...  "
It's ok I won't hold it against u .... sob sob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HELP!!!! Support needed and lots of counselling too by the end of it all our inbox is on overdrive and I didn't realise there were so many ways to trim haha
Gawd I love this game
Jane x
Shave it all off and post new pic job done "
Haha its shaved off already x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HELP!!!! Support needed and lots of counselling too by the end of it all our inbox is on overdrive and I didn't realise there were so many ways to trim haha
Gawd I love this game
Jane x
Shave it all off and post new pic job done
Haha its shaved off already x"
Oh yeh. Very smooth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My status is attracting lots of messages. At first it was a bit tedious but now I'm thinking it's a great filter
I had a message from a 70 yr old saying he wwould love to join in but sadly doesn't have his own teeth anymore. Awwwwww "
That's really sweet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My status is attracting lots of messages. At first it was a bit tedious but now I'm thinking it's a great filter
I had a message from a 70 yr old saying he wwould love to join in but sadly doesn't have his own teeth anymore. Awwwwww
That's really sweet! "
Too many sweets,I'll wager. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a couple of emails asking if they can buy the bat
You could start a new trend much more original than used knickers
Or I could lend the bar to the hot guy who wants to pop your cherry "
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a couple of emails asking if they can buy the bat
You could start a new trend much more original than used knickers
Or I could lend the bar to the hot guy who wants to pop your cherry "
In that case your gonna have to get a production line going 56 messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes! My six hours is up! My status is finally coming down lmao
have you ever used the status
"im not dead" or "who wants a game of thrones?"
chuckles..i had to ask "
I've been tempted with "meet me and winter won't be the only thing that's coming" |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Yes! My six hours is up! My status is finally coming down lmao
have you ever used the status
"im not dead" or "who wants a game of thrones?"
chuckles..i had to ask I've been tempted with "meet me and winter won't be the only thing that's coming" "
lolol
have you ever had the message.."i want to sit on your iron throne?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes! My six hours is up! My status is finally coming down lmao
have you ever used the status
"im not dead" or "who wants a game of thrones?"
chuckles..i had to ask I've been tempted with "meet me and winter won't be the only thing that's coming" lolol
have you ever had the message.."i want to sit on your iron throne?""
Not yet lol, people don't use Game of thrones puns on me haha |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Yes! My six hours is up! My status is finally coming down lmao
have you ever used the status
"im not dead" or "who wants a game of thrones?"
chuckles..i had to ask I've been tempted with "meet me and winter won't be the only thing that's coming" lolol
have you ever had the message.."i want to sit on your iron throne?" Not yet lol, people don't use Game of thrones puns on me haha"
why not? i just did...hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes! My six hours is up! My status is finally coming down lmao
have you ever used the status
"im not dead" or "who wants a game of thrones?"
chuckles..i had to ask I've been tempted with "meet me and winter won't be the only thing that's coming" lolol
have you ever had the message.."i want to sit on your iron throne?" Not yet lol, people don't use Game of thrones puns on me haha
why not? i just did...hahaha"
I don't know, maybe not that many people watch it in my area lol. They should use them tho, they're guaranteed to work on me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah, that's a relief! So 42 profile views later and my reputation in tatters I think that went well!
youi got a rep? lets hear it... before and after....lol "
Well if you don't know then I'm not going to tell you |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Ah, that's a relief! So 42 profile views later and my reputation in tatters I think that went well!
youi got a rep? lets hear it... before and after....lol
Well if you don't know then I'm not going to tell you"
chuckles...but as jack sparrow says " ahhh, but you have heard of me" |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"My status is attracting lots of messages. At first it was a bit tedious but now I'm thinking it's a great filter
I had a message from a 70 yr old saying he wwould love to join in but sadly doesn't have his own teeth anymore. Awwwwww
Yours is fabulous LL! "
You can thank DanielPierced for that. I really must go and check what time I put that up! Must be 6 hrs ago surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My status is attracting lots of messages. At first it was a bit tedious but now I'm thinking it's a great filter
I had a message from a 70 yr old saying he wwould love to join in but sadly doesn't have his own teeth anymore. Awwwwww
Yours is fabulous LL!
You can thank DanielPierced for that. I really must go and check what time I put that up! Must be 6 hrs ago surely "
Well my six hours is up - retraction duly posted!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status removed that was the longest six hours of my life. Just hope I can recover from this
same !!! Fair play sticking it out "
You too mate I'm now going for a long hot shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was no silver lining around that cloud of depravity,which deposited a deluge of desperation 'pon me head.It beggars belief how women cope with such influx on a daily basis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was no silver lining around that cloud of depravity,which deposited a deluge of desperation 'pon me head.It beggars belief how women cope with such influx on a daily basis."
Did you get many messages then?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need help !
I joined in a status challenge on the Scottish forums and over the weekend my status said 'I am really a 67yyear old dude'
Guess someone reported it because Fab have said I am a man
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I need help !
I joined in a status challenge on the Scottish forums and over the weekend my status said 'I am really a 67yyear old dude'
Guess someone reported it because Fab have said I am a man
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oh geez |
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Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed! "
Very sorry guys..... chuckles to self xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed! "
A nice cup of hot sugary tea and an open ear awaits you. Come share your trauma with doc hound. While I whinge on about being gay for six hours and have half the freaking north west including Manchester, gay Capitol of Britain. Inbox me wanting to "take my cherry"......but it's ok I'm here for you |
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed!
A nice cup of hot sugary tea and an open ear awaits you. Come share your trauma with doc hound. While I whinge on about being gay for six hours and have half the freaking north west including Manchester, gay Capitol of Britain. Inbox me wanting to "take my cherry"......but it's ok I'm here for you "
Sorry !!!! |
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed!
Very sorry guys..... chuckles to self xxxxx Suzi "
Lol its OK...seems whoever wrote you your latest update is on my sidex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed!
A nice cup of hot sugary tea and an open ear awaits you. Come share your trauma with doc hound. While I whinge on about being gay for six hours and have half the freaking north west including Manchester, gay Capitol of Britain. Inbox me wanting to "take my cherry"......but it's ok I'm here for you
Sorry !!!!"
Quits. I hope I caused you similar distress |
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed!
A nice cup of hot sugary tea and an open ear awaits you. Come share your trauma with doc hound. While I whinge on about being gay for six hours and have half the freaking north west including Manchester, gay Capitol of Britain. Inbox me wanting to "take my cherry"......but it's ok I'm here for you "
OK you win...never mind the tea, youll be needing a scotch whisky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed!
A nice cup of hot sugary tea and an open ear awaits you. Come share your trauma with doc hound. While I whinge on about being gay for six hours and have half the freaking north west including Manchester, gay Capitol of Britain. Inbox me wanting to "take my cherry"......but it's ok I'm here for you
OK you win...never mind the tea, youll be needing a scotch whisky "
Balvenie if you have any. If not I'll settle for JD on the rocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to be brave and put up the status update asking to be tied up and fucked by a guy with unshaven pubes and ugly feet.
Talk about attracting the wrong sort...had to stop opening the messages for fear of being traumatised by what they might contain. Support needed!
A nice cup of hot sugary tea and an open ear awaits you. Come share your trauma with doc hound. While I whinge on about being gay for six hours and have half the freaking north west including Manchester, gay Capitol of Britain. Inbox me wanting to "take my cherry"......but it's ok I'm here for you
OK you win...never mind the tea, youll be needing a scotch whisky
Balvenie if you have any. If not I'll settle for JD on the rocks "
Awwww!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please help me, I've been watching the thread some interest and I feel we are slowly being drawn in by this evil. Is there anything I can do to prevent us joining the next thread? Or are we too late? Help!!!!! |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes! My six hours is up! My status is finally coming down lmao
have you ever used the status
"im not dead" or "who wants a game of thrones?"
chuckles..i had to ask I've been tempted with "meet me and winter won't be the only thing that's coming" "
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