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Are you a metrosexual ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism"
Good old wikipedia lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pssstt without sounding like a twat and cos im too lazy to google.. whats it mean? lol"
Think David Beckham! Men that preen more than any woman, usually have less body hair than any woman, in touch with their feminine side.
Not my cup of tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol "
His arse looks suspiciously smooth! Hmmmmmm, would have to see the front to confirm my suspicions! |
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
His arse looks suspiciously smooth! Hmmmmmm, would have to see the front to confirm my suspicions! "
ha ha perv alert lol x trust me the front is not smooth lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
i am the sensitive type lol hence why i fear this forums label lol x"
Im sensitive too mate xx |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Come on all you guys own up haha "
It was my post about masterchef and cougar town that made ya come up with this wasn't it.....
was there really any need to out me like this!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
His arse looks suspiciously smooth! Hmmmmmm, would have to see the front to confirm my suspicions! "
Back Sack n crack ??? hmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on all you guys own up haha
It was my post about masterchef and cougar town that made ya come up with this wasn't it.....
was there really any need to out me like this!!!! "
hahaha yes of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
His arse looks suspiciously smooth! Hmmmmmm, would have to see the front to confirm my suspicions!
ha ha perv alert lol x trust me the front is not smooth lol x"
I'll have you know I don't perv. I'm just a little old lady who thought this was a Thunderbird appreciation forum! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
His arse looks suspiciously smooth! Hmmmmmm, would have to see the front to confirm my suspicions!
ha ha perv alert lol x trust me the front is not smooth lol x
I'll have you know I don't perv. I'm just a little old lady who thought this was a Thunderbird appreciation forum! "
F A B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
i am the sensitive type lol hence why i fear this forums label lol x
Im sensitive too mate xx "
Well that's given me the biggest laugh today you shameless liar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
i am the sensitive type lol hence why i fear this forums label lol x
Im sensitive too mate xx
Well that's given me the biggest laugh today you shameless liar! "
but i am xx |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
i am the sensitive type lol hence why i fear this forums label lol x
Im sensitive too mate xx
Well that's given me the biggest laugh today you shameless liar!
but i am xx "
Your just a soapysexual and dont let anyone tell you any different. |
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
His arse looks suspiciously smooth! Hmmmmmm, would have to see the front to confirm my suspicions!
Back Sack n crack ??? hmmm "
fuck no lol. never have and never will! my arse is 100% natural!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im staying out this fucking post or i know what will happen lol x
awwww cornwall and I had you down as a sensative type lol
i am the sensitive type lol hence why i fear this forums label lol x
Im sensitive too mate xx
Well that's given me the biggest laugh today you shameless liar!
but i am xx
Your just a soapysexual and dont let anyone tell you any different. "
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am kind of a bit! I'm not Ronaldo preened, but I do like to dress well and groom, kind of make an effort.
Apparently it was an advertising invention in order to be able to sell products to men. The articles that came out promoting the idea were planted in various publications and it kind of snowballed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol I might fall into that category. Didn't know there was as such a name for it. I thought it was just keeping yourself clean, tidy and hygienic. I used to get a full body wax, but I have stopped that and now I just get my back, sac& crack waxed I get my eyebrows tidied up by threading. A haircut every fortnight. Armpits shaved. And the occasional facial. I manicure myself but get it done professionally occasionally. So if all that makes me metrosexual then I guess I am haha |
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I don't know what web sites you guys look on but this isn't the meaning of metrosexual
Pasted from my mind:
Metrosexual: A fetish where a man or woman performs a sexual act on a 1980's Mini Metro.
Not to be confused with a sexual act performed on an underground train which quite frankly is just weird.
Oh and yes, I am a metrosexual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah, have to put myself in the non-metrosexual group on this one.
Care about my looks to a certain extent, but I'm not into spending more time in the bathroom getting ready than the lady I am going out with.
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"I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism"
aka a poser |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism
aka a poser "
says the man posing in a pair of briefs in his avatar
just playin mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism"
I do take a certain pride in my appearance, but to say I'm in touch with my femanine side makes me chuckle
Afterall, would you shag a woman that looked like me? |
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"I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism
I do take a certain pride in my appearance, but to say I'm in touch with my femanine side makes me chuckle
Afterall, would you shag a woman that looked like me? "
Is this one of those yes/no threads now then?
er, no...but I'd buy him a pint |
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"I just googled it lol ......Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metropolitan and heterosexual coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) who displays behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men (such as a strong concern for his appearance), although he is not homosexual. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism
I do take a certain pride in my appearance, but to say I'm in touch with my femanine side makes me chuckle
Afterall, would you shag a woman that looked like me?
Is this one of those yes/no threads now then?
er, no...but I'd buy him a pint "
Make that 2 and Kate will see you alright |
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