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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal? |
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?"
No. Not unless you replaced the word "guy" with "woman" and the word "finger" with "tongue" and the words "5 seconds" with "20 minutes"  |
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?"
Er.....yeah, I'll have that rolls Royce please.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?
No. Not unless you replaced the word "guy" with "woman" and the word "finger" with "tongue" and the words "5 seconds" with "20 minutes" "
Would you be wearing those socks during the transaction?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if I'm buying three things......  "
If its one transaction then 5 seconds, its 5 seconds per transaction process ^^.
A ferrari is 5 seconds
A bottle of water is 5 seconds
You forget to buy an item and there you go another 5 seconds  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Can I choose the guy? Would I have to douche every single day just in case I needed to buy milk on the way home from work? Would I have to stop wearing big knickers, opaque tights and bodies under pinafore dresses since they would prevent access? What if I already had a butt plug in? Could I have a sustained bum fingering session prior to shopping to store up enough arse credit in advance? I don't think you've really considered the logistical ramifications, OP... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do i have to get my arse out or will he be doing it descretely and is this offer open to just me or others as well"
Oh no! It's a show! He is right up there pulls your pants/skirt down and then the underwear and up the finger goes
I would never take this deal by the way haha, but there are some willing people here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I choose the guy? Would I have to douche every single day just in case I needed to buy milk on the way home from work? Would I have to stop wearing big knickers, opaque tights and bodies under pinafore dresses since they would prevent access? What if I already had a butt plug in? Could I have a sustained bum fingering session prior to shopping to store up enough arse credit in advance? I don't think you've really considered the logistical ramifications, OP..."
I could see this coming but the butt plug caught me by surprise. You can wear whatever you want, shower whenever you want, he would just always be there when you want to 'buy' something. He would take the butt plug out, you don't get to choose how he looks like, your average Joe (no offence to any Joe's!).
You cannot 'buy' a Ferrari for example and have your partner sell it and make him buy stuff from then on. |
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?
No. Not unless you replaced the word "guy" with "woman" and the word "finger" with "tongue" and the words "5 seconds" with "20 minutes"
Would you be wearing those socks during the transaction? "
Yes. Why? You fancy being that woman?  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Can I choose the guy? Would I have to douche every single day just in case I needed to buy milk on the way home from work? Would I have to stop wearing big knickers, opaque tights and bodies under pinafore dresses since they would prevent access? What if I already had a butt plug in? Could I have a sustained bum fingering session prior to shopping to store up enough arse credit in advance? I don't think you've really considered the logistical ramifications, OP...
I could see this coming but the butt plug caught me by surprise. You can wear whatever you want, shower whenever you want, he would just always be there when you want to 'buy' something. He would take the butt plug out, you don't get to choose how he looks like, your average Joe (no offence to any Joe's!).
You cannot 'buy' a Ferrari for example and have your partner sell it and make him buy stuff from then on."
I make it a point never to have a butt plug come as a surprise... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I'm buying three things......
If its one transaction then 5 seconds, its 5 seconds per transaction process ^^.
A ferrari is 5 seconds
A bottle of water is 5 seconds
You forget to buy an item and there you go another 5 seconds "
Ahhhhhh that's ok then. I'm off to fill my trolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).
The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.
No real hardship. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No. Christ I'd rather just go to work and earn the money than have some random blokes finger up my arse at all times. we're not all obsessed with sex all the time or money grabbing bitches. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).
The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.
No real hardship."
No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.
Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).
The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.
No real hardship.
No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.
Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?"
Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.
Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.
Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).
The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.
No real hardship.
No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.
Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?
Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.
Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.
Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no."
But what if I was paying someone to fuck my arse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).
The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.
No real hardship.
No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.
Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?
Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.
Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.
Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no.
But what if I was paying someone to fuck my arse?"
Don't! I'll do it for free as a sign of good gesture |
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"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).
The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.
No real hardship.
No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.
Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?
Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.
Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.
Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no.
But what if I was paying someone to fuck my arse?"
five seconds of finger first .. Hopefully with lots of lube on it  |
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"No. Christ I'd rather just go to work and earn the money than have some random blokes finger up my arse at all times. we're not all obsessed with sex all the time or money grabbing bitches."
Speak for yourself. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?"
Yes...
I'd probably just 'buy' things for the sake of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?"
I'll take this deal on the exception that my first purchase is a deep water oil platform which I will then sell for a few billion quid. Thank you, not a bad transaction! |
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?"
As I buy 90% of our stuff online, this wouldn't work for me .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!
Would you take this deal?"
I most definitely would  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think I'd buy a few "huge" items...mansion, couple of Ferraris etc......then buy myself a personal shopper....they can take the finger for me I "ass"ume? |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"What about when you're at asda and you've got 100 things in your trolly.I'd that 500 seconds up the bum? This is a game changer."
good point....
i was thinking 5 seconds with a finger up me arse for a ferrari was a brill deal..... 5 seconds with a finger up me arse for a pint of milk.... not so good!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about when you're at asda and you've got 100 things in your trolly.I'd that 500 seconds up the bum? This is a game changer.
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Would it be reinserted every 5 seconds x100 for the hundred items, or would it be 500 seconds held in there?
Can I still shop online and "pay" at the point of delivery or would I have to start going to shops?
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I can't see it every happening to be honest "
i am just wondering how many pairs of rubber gloves takeaway delivery drivers would need.....
poor old supermarket checkout people would never get a rest.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't see it every happening to be honest
i am just wondering how many pairs of rubber gloves takeaway delivery drivers would need.....
poor old supermarket checkout people would never get a rest.... "
Maybe they could just scan my arse instead of the finger. To speed things up. |
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