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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?
Blow job in the oval office?
Dick pics sent over twitter?
Off-shore tax evasion schemes?
Let's hear it, what would be your downfall? 
-Courtney |
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"Swinging and fab pictures aside! 
Apart from those things my life has been an open book but when I was 4 I stole a pink shrimp sweetie (four a penny) from the Misses Spencer's sweet shop."
Novice! I at least went for tubes of sweets.... I feel so superior now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No career was lost over the Oval Office blowjob or Tax avoidance and I don't use Twitter.
I do however invest heavily abroad and do not feel one bit of guilt.
So I'm going for not paying tax whilst getting a blowjob whilst trolling the Labour Party on Twitter with dicks of a Jewish penis. |
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"Swinging and fab pictures aside!
Apart from those things my life has been an open book but when I was 4 I stole a pink shrimp sweetie (four a penny) from the Misses Spencer's sweet shop.
Novice! I at least went for tubes of sweets.... I feel so superior now."
I at least stole from an exclusive independent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?
Blow job in the oval office?
Dick pics sent over twitter?
Off-shore tax evasion schemes?
Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?
-Courtney "
Something to do with jelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Giving David Dimbleby a BJ under the table during Question Time might be a step too far for some of the audience.  "
now that is a slightly disturbing image, thanks for that.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?
Blow job in the oval office?
Dick pics sent over twitter?
Off-shore tax evasion schemes?
Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?
-Courtney
Something to do with jelly"
Intriguing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you."
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. "
.....Bring it on..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. .....Bring it on....."
Only one way to find out............ |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. "
He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.
He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. "
...He has the eyes of a bottler.... |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.
He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. ...He has the eyes of a bottler...."
Let's see your eyes then, and we'll all decide who would win!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. "
But he is also a committed pacifist so wouldn't fight back.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?
Blow job in the oval office?
Dick pics sent over twitter?
Off-shore tax evasion schemes?
Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?
A bullet to the head .
-Courtney "
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.
But he is also a committed pacifist so wouldn't fight back.....?"
Pacifists do not object to self-defence.
Corbyn would bring down a rain of furious destruction upon the head of anyone who so much as felt the collar of his grey tracksuit. |
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"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp
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He would destroy you.
You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.
He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.
He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. ...He has the eyes of a bottler....
Let's see your eyes then, and we'll all decide who would win! "
If he ever became Prime minister I can't help but think there would be a Allotment somewhere in London that was going untended.
Jenny xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those threads where the OP never answers their own question.
Those posts where the poster never answers the OP  "
I'd get caught on the last day of executing my plan to blow up parliament by slowly smuggling explosives over my career.
Only because I want people to make effigies of me for decades to come. |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"No career was lost over the Oval Office blowjob or Tax avoidance and I don't use Twitter.
I do however invest heavily abroad and do not feel one bit of guilt.
So I'm going for not paying tax whilst getting a blowjob whilst trolling the Labour Party on Twitter with dicks of a Jewish penis. "
Bloody hell... The way your mind works.. Impressive! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Those threads where the OP never answers their own question.
Those posts where the poster never answers the OP
I'd get caught on the last day of executing my plan to blow up parliament by slowly smuggling explosives over my career.
Only because I want people to make effigies of me for decades to come."
This may interest you
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethical_egoism |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Marc said that I would tell off a foreign leader and end up in a diplomatic crisis.  "
'Tell off'
Sounds kinda schoolma'amy... (Not sure that's a word, but you get the drift)
Or maybe Mistress Courtney
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You support Chelsea Ffs! To think I told folk you were a nice chap too!"
In my defence, it stems from when I was very young, was corne_ed by my two elder sisters during a Leeds v Chelsea game and told to choose a side. The sister that supported Chelsea sca_ed me more.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'd just get monumentally frustrated and call the audience a bunch of cunts on Question Time or something. "
Lol or answering the leader of the opposition in PM questions with 'oh just fuck off you twat' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your mum.
What about her?
She's a cunt...
..try girl
But how would that be a scandal for him?
It's his stock answer.
I might have well written "Nice tits ""
I know. I was trying to push him on it.  |
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"Your mum.
What about her?
She's a cunt...
..try girl
But how would that be a scandal for him?
It's his stock answer.
I might have well written "Nice tits "
I know. I was trying to push him on it. "
Ooops.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Though I hope it would be for some sort of weekend long bdsm drug fueled romp with a princess (the royal sort), the daughter of one of the cabinet and a girl guide who came a few days ago to receive an award of some sort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having sto_ed 11 million pounds in a swiss account of the tax payers moneys, which was the UK's biggest scandal ever seen, then have another name ready to use to live in a luxury private spa at a tropical island |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your mum.
What about her?
She's a cunt...
..try girl
But how would that be a scandal for him?
It's his stock answer.
I might have well written "Nice tits "
I know. I was trying to push him on it. "
I dunno. |
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