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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I like to think I am pretty good, but school was a long time ago, so please feel free to help us improve our grammar

I'll start, as I still get

There

Their

They're

Were

We're

Mixed up, so if you could help that'd be good,

And if anyone else has any examples that they struggle with, please feel free to share, and we can all be on a learning curve.

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By *afadaoMan  over a year ago

Staines

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's going on hear here then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just police? I was hoping for nazis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's going on hear here then?"

Morning

I always seem to get it wrong, as do many others, so let's have some help from our friends

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By *andaCouple  over a year ago

co down


"I like to think I am pretty good, but school was a long time ago, so please feel free to help us improve our grammar

I'll start, as I still get

There

Their

They're

Were

We're

Mixed up, so if you could help that'd be good,

And if anyone else has any examples that they struggle with, please feel free to share, and we can all be on a learning curve.

"

I am not a great fan of starting a sentence with "and". However I feel this is more an advisory item than an offence

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

They're on their bikes over there

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

Flagrante


"I like to think I am pretty good, but school was a long time ago, so please feel free to help us improve our grammar

I'll start, as I still get

There....over there

Their...belongs to them

They're ....they are

Were ....they were doing something

We're ....we are

Mixed up, so if you could help that'd be good,

And if anyone else has any examples that they struggle with, please feel free to share, and we can all be on a learning curve.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They're on their bikes over there"

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

And if anyone else has any examples that they struggle with, please feel free to share, and we can all be on a learning curve.

I am not a great fan of starting a sentence with "and". However I feel this is more an advisory item than an offence "

Whoops I should have spotted this one lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just police? I was hoping for nazis."

That's for the bad spellers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I abhor "Was you"!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call it "grammer" instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Row row.

I'm going to have a row about politics whilst I row down the river.

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Should've

Could've

Are shortened versions of should have and could have not should of and could of.

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Polish,polish same spelling two completely different words changed only by a capital P.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Text tlk is Killin ow we speaks n grmmr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Strictly speaking fellow punctualites and grammfectionists.......

Stop using capitals to write those words.

their

there

they're

NOT

Their

There

They're

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Polish,polish same spelling two completely different words changed only by a capital P. "

Context can be all dear fellow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Should've

Could've

Are shortened versions of should have and could have not should of and could of."

You of no idea how many times I of bitten my lip when I could of listened to my tightening guts when I of read posts that keep on saying 'You should of this, I could of that.' It is the ONE that I find the most difficult to comment upon. Yet I of managed to sit back and think have England and not react.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Text tlk is Killin ow we speaks n grmmr "

This is why I opened this thread, we've got into lazy habits, and need to get back to English as we learned it.

I struggle, but I'm aware others do also, so a designated post to erase some of the bad habits we've got into.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Correction.

I find it very difficult to NOT comment on the of/have.

I'm going to start saying I could haveof done it. I ofhave got one.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol"

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Text tlk is Killin ow we speaks n grmmr "

Yes and no. It's just evolution of the language really.

Shakespeare would listen to how we were taught English and wonder what had happened to the language I imagine.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There should be tons more conjugating going on .... maybe then people would understand.

conjugate away

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan  over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I like to think I am pretty good, but school was a long time ago, so please feel free to help us improve our grammar

I'll start, as I still get

There

Their

They're

Were

We're

Mixed up, so if you could help that'd be good,

And if anyone else has any examples that they struggle with, please feel free to share, and we can all be on a learning curve.

"

A simple way of remembering which to use for a couple of them...

If the sentence you want to write uses the words; 'they are' or, 'we are', then you can use 'they're' and 'we're', respectively.

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

As a sideline, if I get a message in text speak it gets deleted no matter who they are!

And why do people use GAWJUS?!

GORGEOUS!!!!

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

seen/been instead of seeing/being.

As in:-

..seen as we was (sic) already there...

So chavvy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who cares

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"seen/been instead of seeing/being.

As in:-

..seen as we was (sic) already there...

So chavvy"

Gasp! I had forgotten those.

People say.

Seen as he was been a cunt I should of hit him.

When it should be. Seeing as he was being a tad disagreeable I made my excuses and found enjoyment elsewhere with finer friends.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Who cares "

You do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who cares "

Me. It's infuriating and actually quite saddening when a fully functioning adult doesn't know how to use words correctly.

My personal pet hates are;

"We was"

"Should of"

"2mora"

"Anuva"

It makes me feel sick when multiple offences are combined in one sentence.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Meat oo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention."

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As a sideline, if I get a message in text speak it gets deleted no matter who they are!

And why do people use GAWJUS?!

GORGEOUS!!!! "

Maybe a play on words, trying to emphasise it more.

When I see it written like that I 'hear' it in an Alan Carr type voice

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By *carlet_heavenWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"Who cares

Me. It's infuriating and actually quite saddening when a fully functioning adult doesn't know how to use words correctly.

My personal pet hates are;

"We was"

"Should of"

"2mora"

"Anuva"

It makes me feel sick when multiple offences are combined in one sentence. "

I suggest that a 'fully functioning' adult wouldn't be making these grammatical errors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha"

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny"

Oh dear, someone got out of bed on the wrong side.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Polish,polish same spelling two completely different words changed only by a capital P. "

There's a church in Bristol with "Polish Church" carved on it. Even though many of the old churches have been redeveloped as housing, shops and furniture warehouses, it still confused me for far too long

Mr ddc

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By *carlet_heavenWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny"

But you don't care!?!

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By *appyguy17Man  over a year ago

walthamstow

My grammer problems are maybe down to a different form of English which is still probably correct......

We use "ye" for the plural of "you"

We use "bring and take" back to front..

We have been accredited with the saying "top of the morning".....when it doesn't really have a top.....

Frustrated Ireland......x

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan  over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Who cares

Me. It's infuriating and actually quite saddening when a fully functioning adult doesn't know how to use words correctly.

My personal pet hates are;

"We was"

"Should of"

"2mora"

"Anuva"

It makes me feel sick when multiple offences are combined in one sentence. "

I'm inclined to agree.

Somebody who can't string a sentence together correctly, can be a big turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny

But you don't care!?! "

I dont care about spelling mistakes or bad grammar

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Who cares

Me. It's infuriating and actually quite saddening when a fully functioning adult doesn't know how to use words correctly.

My personal pet hates are;

"We was"

"Should of"

"2mora"

"Anuva"

It makes me feel sick when multiple offences are combined in one sentence.

I'm inclined to agree.

Somebody who can't string a sentence together correctly, can be a big turn off.

"

This thread was started to help people out with common grammatical errors...not criticise them.

I make basic errors with apostrophes and for years wrote "thankyou" instead of "thank you" luckily someone pointed this out to me nicely instead of belittling my lack of knowledge.

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen


"

...Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny..

"

its, it's, it is - ignorance/laziness and dyslexia are two different things

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol"

Miss Saffy, *really*,

How about

"If one is wont to want fucking, one won't receive one using such wantonly bad language"

{wags finger}

{reads it 3 times, crosses all the other fingers, and prepares to explain away any errors as 'irony'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who cares

Me. It's infuriating and actually quite saddening when a fully functioning adult doesn't know how to use words correctly.

My personal pet hates are;

"We was"

"Should of"

"2mora"

"Anuva"

It makes me feel sick when multiple offences are combined in one sentence.

I'm inclined to agree.

Somebody who can't string a sentence together correctly, can be a big turn off.

This thread was started to help people out with common grammatical errors...not criticise them.

I make basic errors with apostrophes and for years wrote "thankyou" instead of "thank you" luckily someone pointed this out to me nicely instead of belittling my lack of knowledge."

I wish people would do more of that

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Who cares

Me. It's infuriating and actually quite saddening when a fully functioning adult doesn't know how to use words correctly.

My personal pet hates are;

"We was"

"Should of"

"2mora"

"Anuva"

It makes me feel sick when multiple offences are combined in one sentence.

I'm inclined to agree.

Somebody who can't string a sentence together correctly, can be a big turn off.

This thread was started to help people out with common grammatical errors...not criticise them.

I make basic errors with apostrophes and for years wrote "thankyou" instead of "thank you" luckily someone pointed this out to me nicely instead of belittling my lack of knowledge.

I wish people would do more of that "

That was the original intention of this thread...or at least I thought it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lazy people who can't be arsed to read what Has been written, even though there are mistakes.

If I said to you,

Move out of the way or you are going to hit with an brick

Would you stand there and risk getting hit with a brick while you corrected the sentence?

If you would, your not a defender of the English language, you're a fool who is going to get hit by a brick

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By *ittie4UCouple  over a year ago

Watford


"

This thread was started to help people out with common grammatical errors...not criticise them.

I make basic errors with apostrophes and for years wrote "thankyou" instead of "thank you" luckily someone pointed this out to me nicely instead of belittling my lack of knowledge."

Not necessarily wrong though. As a noun (a thankyou) it's acceptable, though more correctly in British English a thank-you. As a verb (I've I thank you) then as the kind someone pointed out, it should be 'thank you'.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Lazy people who can't be arsed to read what Has been written, even though there are mistakes.

If I said to you,

Move out of the way or you are going to hit with an brick

Would you stand there and risk getting hit with a brick while you corrected the sentence?

If you would, your not a defender of the English language, you're a fool who is going to get hit by a brick "

You're not a defender...just saying

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"As a sideline, if I get a message in text speak it gets deleted no matter who they are!

And why do people use GAWJUS?!

GORGEOUS!!!!

Maybe a play on words, trying to emphasise it more.

When I see it written like that I 'hear' it in an Alan Carr type voice "

Hahaha!! That's the voice I read it in too!! (before deleting!!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny"

While I have every sympathy with the truly dyslexic, it seems to be the stock excuse for poor spelling on here.

Sometimes it appears that half the forum users are claiming to be dyslexic.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan  over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny

While I have every sympathy with the truly dyslexic, it seems to be the stock excuse for poor spelling on here.

Sometimes it appears that half the forum users are claiming to be dyslexic. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No grammatical error is as annoying as the easily offended brigade. I'm sorry but I have two close friends who are dyslexic and they have incredible spelling and grammar due to having worked hard at it all their lives.

An affliction is only an excuse if you let it be one.

*sits back and waits for the onslaught*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No grammatical error is as annoying as the easily offended brigade. I'm sorry but I have two close friends who are dyslexic and they have incredible spelling and grammar due to having worked hard at it all their lives.

An affliction is only an excuse if you let it be one.

*sits back and waits for the onslaught*

"

Im not dyslexic or using it as escuse for bsd grammar i know im shit at spelling,i just cant be arsed with grammar nazis,and why wait for onslaught you made a valid point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No grammatical error is as annoying as the easily offended brigade. I'm sorry but I have two close friends who are dyslexic and they have incredible spelling and grammar due to having worked hard at it all their lives.

An affliction is only an excuse if you let it be one.

*sits back and waits for the onslaught*

Im not dyslexic or using it as escuse for bsd grammar i know im shit at spelling,i just cant be arsed with grammar nazis,and why wait for onslaught you made a valid point"

Ooooops i made spelling mistake...the irony

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan  over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"No grammatical error is as annoying as the easily offended brigade. I'm sorry but I have two close friends who are dyslexic and they have incredible spelling and grammar due to having worked hard at it all their lives.

An affliction is only an excuse if you let it be one.

*sits back and waits for the onslaught*

"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

They're = they fucking are.

Their = shows fucking possession.

There = specifies a fucking location.

You're = you fucking are.

Your = shows fucking possession.

We're = we fucking are.

Were = past fucking tense of "are".

Where = specifies a fucking location.

Than = a fucking comparison.

Then = a fucking point in time.

To = where it's fucking going.

Too = an excessive fucking amount.

Two = a fucking number.

It's = it fucking is.

Its = shows fucking possession.

This made me chuckle on fb. Lol

I don't think there could be an example more clear than this. It certainly fucking keeps my attention.

It just makes me laugh every time I see it. Ha ha ha

Yeah its fucking hilarious,especially if a person is dyslexic or have learning difficulties....yeah its so fucking funny"

There are dyslexics with a sense of humour I've met them.

See the joke isn't dependent on a dyslexic. It's funny in it's own brutality and frustration.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No grammatical error is as annoying as the easily offended brigade. I'm sorry but I have two close friends who are dyslexic and they have incredible spelling and grammar due to having worked hard at it all their lives.

An affliction is only an excuse if you let it be one.

*sits back and waits for the onslaught*

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cuts mean it's mostly Grammar PCSO's these days.

The real Grammar Police are concentrating on serious offending like grocer's signs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The cuts mean it's mostly Grammar PCSO's these days.

The real Grammar Police are concentrating on serious offending like grocer's signs."

Two can's for the price of one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cuts mean it's mostly Grammar PCSO's these days.

The real Grammar Police are concentrating on serious offending like grocer's signs."

No, they concentrate on grocers' signs.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I like to think I am pretty good, but school was a long time ago, so please feel free to help us improve our grammar

I'll start, as I still get

There

Their

They're

Were

We're

Mixed up, so if you could help that'd be good,

And if anyone else has any examples that they struggle with, please feel free to share, and we can all be on a learning curve.

"

I hope this helps you,they're is short for they are and were means something totally different so you shouldn't get the two mixed up

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

The difference between knowing you’re shit and knowing your shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I seem to have been on a bit of a rant this morning,i was having a bad day

My apologies

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different. "

So if i said i want to fuck that ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different.

So if i said i want to fuck that ass "

Do i need to entice it with a carrot

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different. "

You may say that, but once when we were camming with an American couple she got very upset when I said something about her bum, but she thought I was calling her husband a tramp.

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By *lackshadow7Man  over a year ago

Toronto

Seeing "should of" instead of "should have" has always ignited a mini nuke of rage inside me.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different.

So if i said i want to fuck that ass "

I would look at you very strangely. I always laugh when I see posts that say "what do you think of my ass ?" and similar .

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different.

You may say that, but once when we were camming with an American couple she got very upset when I said something about her bum, but she thought I was calling her husband a tramp.

"

I believe a problem can also arise with the word "fanny"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different.

So if i said i want to fuck that ass

I would look at you very strangely. I always laugh when I see posts that say "what do you think of my ass ?" and similar .

"

Iv just looked at your arse and its very nice

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"While we're at it can I add that an "ass" is a donkey an "arse" something quite different.

So if i said i want to fuck that ass

I would look at you very strangely. I always laugh when I see posts that say "what do you think of my ass ?" and similar .

Iv just looked at your arse and its very nice

"

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby

To be or not too be is the question..

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By *miley-8-pinkCouple  over a year ago

Nr Taunton

Our not are. Drives me crackers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen people type "ov" instead "of" on several occasions and these are fully grown adults. How can you not spell a simple 2 letter word correctly? There's no excuse for that at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen people type "ov" instead "of" on several occasions and these are fully grown adults. How can you not spell a simple 2 letter word correctly? There's no excuse for that at all"

You missed an 'of'

of "of"

no excuse

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Ohh FAF fux ache

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be or not too be is the question.. "

It isn't the question at all.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"I've seen people type "ov" instead "of" on several occasions and these are fully grown adults. How can you not spell a simple 2 letter word correctly? There's no excuse for that at all"
There are people here occasionally who are dyslexic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Our not are. Drives me crackers"

I had some friends post pictures of their newborn on a social media site entitled "Are little baby"

Drove me nuts!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"I've seen people type "ov" instead "of" on several occasions and these are fully grown adults. How can you not spell a simple 2 letter word correctly? There's no excuse for that at allThere are people here occasionally who are dyslexic."
Also text speak on mobile phones spells the words wrong on here.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Well gramner is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well gramner is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

that joke is as old as my grammar

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Correction.

I find it very difficult to NOT comment on the of/have.

I'm going to start saying I could haveof done it. I ofhave got one."

I've lost count of the number of times I've posted this little anecdote from my schooldays, but here goes again....

A chap at school always used to say and write "of" instead of "have", so our English teacher who was also the Headmaster, made him write out 100 times, "If I had written have instead of of, I would have passed my English test"

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