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Genuine competition question here..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?
It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!
Ideas....PLEASE... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers."
Not sure that would be classed as innovative! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.
Not sure that would be classed as innovative!"
why not?
it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.
lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.
Not sure that would be classed as innovative!
why not?
it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.
lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.
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You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately. |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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off the top of my head. install water butts on every council house to collect rain water to be used in toilet cisterns. change out the high pressure sodium bulb street lights with led bulbs the light is better ( less accidents) and they use less power. I could go on.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"off the top of my head. install water butts on every council house to collect rain water to be used in toilet cisterns. change out the high pressure sodium bulb street lights with led bulbs the light is better ( less accidents) and they use less power. I could go on...."
Oooo I could pick your brains!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.
Not sure that would be classed as innovative!
why not?
it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.
lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.
You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately."
Ban the word "fail."
Encourage cottaging in council toilets and store the kinetic energy in huge underground batteries to provide free power for the old and infirm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.
Not sure that would be classed as innovative!
why not?
it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.
lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.
You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately.
Ban the word "fail."
Encourage cottaging in council toilets and store the kinetic energy in huge underground batteries to provide free power for the old and infirm."
using pedal power fucking machines. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.
Not sure that would be classed as innovative!
why not?
it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.
lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.
You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately."
surely its you that's failed otherwise you wouldn't be asking on here for ideas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?
It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!
Ideas....PLEASE..."
Repair pole holes right the first time around...they don't have to keep going back time after time.Saves money,saves time.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?
It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!
Ideas....PLEASE...
Repair pole holes right the first time around...they don't have to keep going back time after time.Saves money,saves time.
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Nah, invent roads that don't get them in the first place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?
It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!
Ideas....PLEASE...
Repair pole holes right the first time around...they don't have to keep going back time after time.Saves money,saves time.
Nah, invent roads that don't get them in the first place "
No, no. Collect the pots from the holes and sell them on in charity shops. Its a win. |
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Something that you wear on your wrist that generates electricty sufficient to power your mobile phone showing porn films while you wank.
I'm not sure where you work, but I dare you to submit that one.
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Solar powered street lighting.." .
Led street lighting is already well under way, there's a few pilots for solar powered..
However...
Mimi vertical wind turbine Street lights!!.
Already connected to the grid!.
Already got a post!.
Millions of them!.
Just need to attach the vertical wind generator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big tube that reaches into space, the vacuum of space will suck up all of the rubbish so no need for landfills "
It might suck up the land mass, too. No need for the council. Now, that's a saving. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Solar powered street lighting...
Led street lighting is already well under way, there's a few pilots for solar powered..
However...
Mimi vertical wind turbine Street lights!!.
Already connected to the grid!.
Already got a post!.
Millions of them!.
Just need to attach the vertical wind generator"
That's is fantastic!!!! |
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Mini vertical wind turbine Street lights!!.
Already connected to the grid!.
Already got a post!.
Millions of them!.
Just need to attach the vertical wind generator
That's is fantastic!!!!"
What? So my Wankometer has already been kicked into touch?
Charming
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants."
How about being really eco and cutting the OP into chunks to feed the poor, then burning his body to provide a couple of hours of light in the town centre? At least he will have been of some use. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants."
Uh, we've failed because we haven't given you an idea you can use to win £6k in a competition?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants.
How about being really eco and cutting the OP into chunks to feed the poor, then burning his body to provide a couple of hours of light in the town centre? At least he will have been of some use."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants.
Uh, we've failed because we haven't given you an idea you can use to win £6k in a competition?
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You tried your best, I get it honestly. Thankyou. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut all council jobs by 50%
No one would notice "
Excuse me. I'll have you know.... Mr Kiplins would go bankrupt and so would Douwe Egberts coffee as well as Cravendale and BIC pens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut the OP by 50%. No one would notice.
That's more like it "
Er actually people WOULD notice actually. I'd be missed by thousands actually. Still waiting for your brainwave?! |
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Plant dandelions in fallow fields or on waste ground (farmers might not want s in their fields), they are the first flowers of the year our poor dwindling bees get to feast on (apparently).
Save the bees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Plant dandelions in fallow fields or on waste ground (farmers might not want s in their fields), they are the first flowers of the year our poor dwindling bees get to feast on (apparently).
Save the bees "
That's rubbish |
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"Plant dandelions in fallow fields or on waste ground (farmers might not want s in their fields), they are the first flowers of the year our poor dwindling bees get to feast on (apparently).
Save the bees
That's rubbish "
And that was rude |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Cut the OP by 50%. No one would notice.
That's more like it
Er actually people WOULD notice actually. I'd be missed by thousands actually. Still waiting for your brainwave?! "
Unless the £6k comes to me, think of your own brainwave |
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