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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a tale ta tell ya about a Scottish lass, some of you may know her as F**ck Me Up My Ass
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She’s always in the forums disrupting everything.
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She’s bold and bright and sassy but she canna bloody sing.
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She’s forty one this birthday and boy she gettin old, should be slippers and a blanket ta stop her gettin cold.
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Instead she marries everyone (that’s what the forums say)
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Cornwall male and others all have their wedding day.
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With voddy and a cigarette she sits behind her screen her fingers typin quickly they almost bloody steam.
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She answers emails sharply and some they make her choke.
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So she fires one more retort at some unsuspectin bloke.
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She takes no bloody nonsense (well she old ya see)
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And soon she’s gonna belt someone (I can bet it’s bloody me)
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But just ta say in finish and I’ll say it if I may
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Wendy babe I’m wishing you a brilliant Birthday xx
Craig xx
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_muma _muma
what can ya say
short, sweet and sexy
id shag her wehey!.
a quick sense of humour
a fast pace of mind
i wana do her
from behind.
from up north she maybe
and dam its cold
she is a saucy mother fucker
or so im told!.
married to me
she is wife no 1
its her day off today
hsppy birthdsy hun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ma little windaee licker
an oan ma bus dis travel
sits et her little windaeee
watchin the world go by ,
vodka an the fags kept
under her little seat
for her birthday treat
happy birthday windaeeeeeeeee bbz xxxxxxxxxx licky licky bbz xxxxxxxx clean ma windaeees
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brill soapy, cornwall, and sioux.
But best of all, I get to find out what the name means, I have been wanting to know that for AGES, but I was to shy to ask.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brill soapy, cornwall, and sioux.
But best of all, I get to find out what the name means, I have been wanting to know that for AGES, but I was to shy to ask. "
Yep she keeps it quite lol xx |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
happy birthday mmdil.
hope you have great day.
i haven't bought you a present yet,
but i'm still hoping,
nay praying to the sun,
the next time we meet,
i can give you one.
ps i'm hoping you'r so squishy.you don't notice how badly it rhymes. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"happy birthday mmdil.
hope you have great day.
i haven't bought you a present yet,
but i'm still hoping,
nay praying to the sun,
the next time we meet,
i can give you one.
ps i'm hoping you'r so squishy.you don't notice how badly it rhymes. "
I'm no that squiff YET (only on bottle No 10).... so yes, I did notice!!!!
can you please tell my hubby that switching the washing machine on and grunting is NOT a birthday present!!!
I want to swap my hubby for my FATHER IN LAW!!!!!!  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"happy birthday mmdil.
hope you have great day.
i haven't bought you a present yet,
but i'm still hoping,
nay praying to the sun,
the next time we meet,
i can give you one.
ps i'm hoping you'r so squishy.you don't notice how badly it rhymes.
I'm no that squiff YET (only on bottle No 10).... so yes, I did notice!!!!
can you please tell my hubby that switching the washing machine on and grunting is NOT a birthday present!!!
I want to swap my hubby for my FATHER IN LAW!!!!!! "
that's a deal.
are we doing a white load,or a dark load.
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