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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Friday early doors - I am serving what are you drinking?

Oh yes and can someone put some tuuuunes on too please?

Ladies- dance on the tables if you must but no stiletto marks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Orange juice please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orange juice please."

Straight up or on the rocks?

What's your mum having?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

G&T please lovely & whatever you're having x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine please, nice of red would be lovely, and if I'm not pushing my luck a slice of lovely coffee cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll start with a nice cold beer please. Happy Friday all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber please.

http://youtu.be/nYh-n7EOtMA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mojito please

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS over a year ago

oxford

Cold beer please been a good gurl all week

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By *rightonfranceMan over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

nice ice cold beer with a single malt chaser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good shout I'll have a cold frosty I.P.A please

oh and a wee bag of nuts please? Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't decide between a Suck, Bang & Blow or a Creamy Pussy

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having x"
With lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot. "

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bombay sapphire and tonic...... Ohh and some fruit in it if you have any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Friday early doors - I am serving what are you drinking?

Oh yes and can someone put some tuuuunes on too please?

Ladies- dance on the tables if you must but no stiletto marks!

After all the stupidity this week I need a beer. And I haven't had a drink for more than 25 years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wine please, nice of red would be lovely, and if I'm not pushing my luck a slice of lovely coffee cake

Of course lovely- get Joe to bring you a slice of cake back!

Large glass? What am I saying? Will leave the bottle on the bar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ginger beer pleas I'm still on the wagon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll start with a nice cold beer please. Happy Friday all

What kind of beer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lemsip for now. Guinness later if it works

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Glad about that just poured the G&T with lemon.. the first of the day..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber please.

http://youtu.be/nYh-n7EOtMA

Coming up - a lady who knows what she wants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mojito please "

Just bruising the mint!

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By *rightonfranceMan over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please...

2 PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PPLLEEAASSEE!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing as this is a virtual bar, double Jamesons on ice, please. I really miss whiskey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cold beer please been a good gurl all week"

And now it's time to be a bit bad?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wine please, nice of red would be lovely, and if I'm not pushing my luck a slice of lovely coffee cake

Of course lovely- get Joe to bring you a slice of cake back!

Large glass? What am I saying? Will leave the bottle on the bar!

You know me too well

bottle sounds fab, thank you x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice ice cold dry white wine please if not a Barcardi and Diet Coke. I've and a slice please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"nice ice cold beer with a single malt chaser"

Glenmerangie or Tallisker?

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By *ikerdaveMan over a year ago

redcar

Large southern comfort strait up please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good shout I'll have a cold frosty I.P.A please

oh and a wee bag of nuts please? Cheers

Honey roasted or salty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A large Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber please.

http://youtu.be/nYh-n7EOtMA

Coming up - a lady who knows what she wants!"

You should have a shot, too. On me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't decide between a Suck, Bang & Blow or a Creamy Pussy

Creamy! Every time!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

Make it so...

Use water that has boiled just once - any more than that and the level of oxygen in the water is reduced and your tea can taste a bit 'flat'. Warm the teapot first by swilling boiling water around inside it, then warm the cups with the water from the teapot. For a four-cup pot, use two teabags.

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Baccardi and Coke please

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

An ice cold beer please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still waiting for mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x"

Crabbies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice pint of lager please, shall I bring anything?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm still waiting for mine

I know, the service sucks in 'ere.

*taps foot*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bombay sapphire and tonic...... Ohh and some fruit in it if you have any

My favourite too- I like mine with Lime- that ok for you?

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Cold beer needed.....but just one....busy busy day tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mojito please

Just bruising the mint!

You know your mojitos

Can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cold Grolsch please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Friday early doors - I am serving what are you drinking?

Oh yes and can someone put some tuuuunes on too please?

Ladies- dance on the tables if you must but no stiletto marks!

After all the stupidity this week I need a beer. And I haven't had a drink for more than 25 years.

Becks blue label it is then!

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Crabbies?

Nope that would be classed as defiling... Canada dry all the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

There cling ons on your starboard bow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for mine

I know, the service sucks in 'ere.

*taps foot* "

It's a bar, you can bugger off to a cafe for your Earl Grey tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please."
coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good shout I'll have a cold frosty I.P.A please

oh and a wee bag of nuts please? Cheers

Honey roasted or salty?

Surprise me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for mine

I know, the service sucks in 'ere.

*taps foot*

It's a bar, you can bugger off to a cafe for your Earl Grey tea

I already served you you creamy pussy- don't turn into a sour puss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good shout I'll have a cold frosty I.P.A please

oh and a wee bag of nuts please? Cheers

Honey roasted or salty?

Surprise me!

"
How about freshly warmed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Crabbies?

Nope that would be classed as defiling... Canada dry all the way!"

Certainly sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice ice cold dry white wine please if not a Barcardi and Diet Coke. I've and a slice please. "

I need ICE I am melting!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for mine

I know, the service sucks in 'ere.

*taps foot*

It's a bar, you can bugger off to a cafe for your Earl Grey tea

I already served you you creamy pussy- don't turn into a sour puss!

Oops, I missed that

Thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large southern comfort strait up please"
Up where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice pint of lager please, shall I bring anything? "

Peroni?

Just be my half naked butler for the evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for mine

I know, the service sucks in 'ere.

*taps foot*

It's a bar, you can bugger off to a cafe for your Earl Grey tea

I already served you you creamy pussy- don't turn into a sour puss!

Oops, I missed that

Thanks lovely

Welcome sweets!

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Dark rum and ginger ale please rossa x

Crabbies?

Nope that would be classed as defiling... Canada dry all the way!

Certainly sir!"

Thanking you kindly bar keep, loving your attire by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber please.

http://youtu.be/nYh-n7EOtMA

Coming up - a lady who knows what she wants!

You should have a shot, too. On me!

Thanks lovely but it would dribble into all your crevices- maybe a glass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liquid cocaine please( vodka, redbull and champagne)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

Make it so...

Not the teabagging that I pictured for you Joe!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baccardi and Coke please"

There you go lovely- can you possibly open the door- it's getting hot in here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x"

Sliced?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An ice cold beer please

Really beer shouldn't be ice cold- did you mean lager?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Mojito please

Just bruising the mint!

You know your mojitos

Can't wait "

Proper Cuban ones are best with Havana white rum mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice pint of lager please, shall I bring anything?

Peroni?

Just be my half naked butler for the evening?

That's perfect,

Half nakedness is fine, could be an embarrassing situation arise whith all these sexy people in the bar otherwise....

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x

Sliced?

Of course!! What kind of girl do you think I am??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mojito please

Just bruising the mint!

You know your mojitos

Can't wait "

Sorry for the wait sweetie but it's on me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x

Sliced?

Of course!! What kind of girl do you think I am??

Honest answer or polite lie?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x

Sliced?

Of course!! What kind of girl do you think I am??

Honest answer or polite lie?

Do you want a taxi tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice pint of lager please, shall I bring anything?

Peroni?

Just be my half naked butler for the evening?

That's perfect,

Half nakedness is fine, could be an embarrassing situation arise whith all these sexy people in the bar otherwise....

Will give you somewhere to rest the tray! Now turn around- I want to oil your cheeks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mojito please

Just bruising the mint!

You know your mojitos

Can't wait

Sorry for the wait sweetie but it's on me!

I never let a lady pay. Too old fashioned, sorry. Blame my upbringing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x

Sliced?

Of course!! What kind of girl do you think I am??

Honest answer or polite lie?

Do you want a taxi tomorrow?

You are sweetness and light itself and your facts are unicorn scented glitter puffs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a corner I can sit in and get quietly bluttered?

Been one of those days so I'll have a double anything,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Facts= farts!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"G&T please lovely & whatever you're having xWith lime lemon or cucumber?

Obviously you brought your own gin!

Nowhere seems to stock it so I have to take my own!! Cucumber please x

Sliced?

Of course!! What kind of girl do you think I am??

Honest answer or polite lie?

Do you want a taxi tomorrow?

You are sweetness and light itself and your facts are unicorn scented glitter puffs!

you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a corner I can sit in and get quietly bluttered?

Been one of those days so I'll have a double anything,

Aw sweet- have a boobie hug from Juniper and I will send Mr Londonguy68 over, you can have table service! Anything you desire lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mojito please

Just bruising the mint!

You know your mojitos

Can't wait

Sorry for the wait sweetie but it's on me!

I never let a lady pay. Too old fashioned, sorry. Blame my upbringing "

I meant literally, I spilled it, how careless, I will have to take my shirt off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a corner I can sit in and get quietly bluttered?

Been one of those days so I'll have a double anything,

Be careful of asking for that I'm this place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of tea or a glass of water please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Liquid cocaine please( vodka, redbull and champagne)"

Might as well use prosecco or cavalry if you are gonna chuck that muck in it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cup of tea or a glass of water please"

For you- I will make a brew! None of that Earl Grey muck tho!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Friday early doors - I am serving what are you drinking?

Oh yes and can someone put some tuuuunes on too please?

Ladies- dance on the tables if you must but no stiletto marks!

I'll have a kopperberg strawberry and lime ease and stick some gat decor ~ passion on the stereo!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll have an elderflower margarita please. No idea how to make one but had one recently and it was lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice ice cold dry white wine please if not a Barcardi and Diet Coke. I've and a slice please.

I need ICE I am melting!!

You're a hot lady. I'm not surprised

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A G&T slushie for me, a blonde ale for him and whatever you're having lovely

H xx

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

There cling ons on your starboard bow?

Klingons are now on the bridge, this is the 2370s not the 2260s.

*sighs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the loo, I'm bursting

And can I have a double G&T, ice and a slice.....

....quick, quick, the loo, where is it? I'm dancing

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please.coming up!"

Aww thanks. Any nibbles going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep drinking people

It lines our pockets nicely

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By *ullbackbuttMan over a year ago

Purton

pint of guinness please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a corner I can sit in and get quietly bluttered?

Been one of those days so I'll have a double anything,

Aw sweet- have a boobie hug from Juniper and I will send Mr Londonguy68 over, you can have table service! Anything you desire lovely!"

Feel better now, that actually did cheer me up

and the "double" I asked for arrived courtesy of some lovely London chap. I'll come back here again, leaving an excellent trip advisor review as we speak. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Friday early doors - I am serving what are you drinking?

Oh yes and can someone put some tuuuunes on too please?

Ladies- dance on the tables if you must but no stiletto marks!

I'll have a kopperberg strawberry and lime ease and stick some gat decor ~ passion on the stereo!"

Good choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please.coming up!

Aww thanks. Any nibbles going?

Sure there's anti pasti at the end of the bar...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never mind that where's the fookin' loo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

There cling ons on your starboard bow?

Klingons are now on the bridge, this is the 2370s not the 2260s.

*sighs*"
Its worse than that he's dead Joe!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please.coming up!

Aww thanks. Any nibbles going?

I have something that likes being nibbled

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please.coming up!

Aww thanks. Any nibbles going?

Sure there's anti pasti at the end of the bar..."

Mmm we love anti pasti.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have an elderflower margarita please. No idea how to make one but had one recently and it was lovely

"
Sure I can rustle you one up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mojito please

Just bruising the mint!

You know your mojitos

Can't wait

Sorry for the wait sweetie but it's on me!

I never let a lady pay. Too old fashioned, sorry. Blame my upbringing

I meant literally, I spilled it, how careless, I will have to take my shirt off!

I love this bar!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Cup of tea or a glass of water please

For you- I will make a brew! None of that Earl Grey muck tho!

He has green tea & lemon - box on shelves above the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a corner I can sit in and get quietly bluttered?

Been one of those days so I'll have a double anything,

Aw sweet- have a boobie hug from Juniper and I will send Mr Londonguy68 over, you can have table service! Anything you desire lovely!

Feel better now, that actually did cheer me up

and the "double" I asked for arrived courtesy of some lovely London chap. I'll come back here again, leaving an excellent trip advisor review as we speak. Xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...... Ah fuck it....too late.....just pissed myself

....... But ahhhhh the relief

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

There cling ons on your starboard bow?

Klingons are now on the bridge, this is the 2370s not the 2260s.

*sighs* Its worse than that he's dead Joe!

Meet me in my ready-room, ensign.

Bring a friend.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

There cling ons on your starboard bow?

Klingons are now on the bridge, this is the 2370s not the 2260s.

*sighs* Its worse than that he's dead Joe!

Meet me in my ready-room, ensign.

Bring a friend.

...if you have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never mind that where's the fookin' loo?

You have to order a drink first!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'll have an elderflower margarita please. No idea how to make one but had one recently and it was lovely

Sure I can rustle you one up!

I like this place. My favourite drink and a bit of eye candy to bring it to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

Dishwater- this is a bar not Costa!

ffs

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Captain Picard!

There cling ons on your starboard bow?

Klingons are now on the bridge, this is the 2370s not the 2260s.

*sighs* Its worse than that he's dead Joe!

Meet me in my ready-room, ensign.

Bring a friend.

...if you have one

Erm Wheresfrancis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's the loo, I'm bursting

And can I have a double G&T, ice and a slice.....

....quick, quick, the loo, where is it? I'm dancing

Just spotted you in the crowd honey- back left of the bar- door marked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never mind that where's the fookin' loo?

You have to order a drink first!

I did.....I did....I did.......bbbbbut it was a long journey and I was desperate

sorry about he mess on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have an elderflower margarita please. No idea how to make one but had one recently and it was lovely

Sure I can rustle you one up!

I like this place. My favourite drink and a bit of eye candy to bring it to me

Sure there's a Chilly Bear over by the juke box sweetie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the loo, I'm bursting

And can I have a double G&T, ice and a slice.....

....quick, quick, the loo, where is it? I'm dancing

Just spotted you in the crowd honey- back left of the bar- door marked!

Bit late now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got to be a Jack Daniels for me and a Martini for her please.coming up!

Aww thanks. Any nibbles going?

I have something that likes being nibbled "

Nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's the loo, I'm bursting

And can I have a double G&T, ice and a slice.....

....quick, quick, the loo, where is it? I'm dancing

Just spotted you in the crowd honey- back left of the bar- door marked!

Bit late now.....

Oh I thought that was the mojito!

Never mind take your wet things off- there's a shower next to the hottub on the terrace, will I bring your drink out when you have washed and warmed up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

One quickie- coming right up madam!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bombay sapphire and tonic...... Ohh and some fruit in it if you have any

My favourite too- I like mine with Lime- that ok for you?

Lime is perfect, got any ice ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's the loo, I'm bursting

And can I have a double G&T, ice and a slice.....

....quick, quick, the loo, where is it? I'm dancing

Just spotted you in the crowd honey- back left of the bar- door marked!

Bit late now.....

Oh I thought that was the mojito!

Never mind take your wet things off- there's a shower next to the hottub on the terrace, will I bring your drink out when you have washed and warmed up?"

Thanks.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bombay sapphire and tonic...... Ohh and some fruit in it if you have any

My favourite too- I like mine with Lime- that ok for you?

Lime is perfect, got any ice ?

Naturally! It just keeps melting because of all the hot ladies present!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bombay sapphire and tonic...... Ohh and some fruit in it if you have any

My favourite too- I like mine with Lime- that ok for you?

Lime is perfect, got any ice ?

Naturally! It just keeps melting because of all the hot ladies present!"

You read my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

One quickie- coming right up madam!"

Fabulous service, I'll come again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

One quickie- coming right up madam!

Fabulous service, I'll come again.

Well you can't fly on one wing- another?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

There's always one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

One quickie- coming right up madam!

Fabulous service, I'll come again.

Well you can't fly on one wing- another?

I agree, same again please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Orange juice please.

Straight up or on the rocks?

What's your mum having?

No rocks, coffee for my mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

There's always one!

"
well I'd ask for a slippery nipples but heard it's a mouthful when d*unk! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

One quickie- coming right up madam!

Fabulous service, I'll come again.

Well you can't fly on one wing- another?

I agree, same again please

I will just leave the bottle on the bar whilst I go and change the barrel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

There's always one!

well I'd ask for a slippery nipples but heard it's a mouthful when d*unk! Lol

I can do you a cola-cube, or a Boccie-ball, but not a cola ball?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's always a greedy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's a shower on the terrace- Ace should be out by now!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think ivr decided on vodka and mixed fruit juice with ice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

There's always one!

well I'd ask for a slippery nipples but heard it's a mouthful when d*unk! Lol

I can do you a cola-cube, or a Boccie-ball, but not a cola ball?"
well if I asked the barmaid for a surprise what would I get?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd like a pint of cider please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's a shower on the terrace- Ace should be out by now!

maye he should stay in there too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think ivr decided on vodka and mixed fruit juice with ice please"

Unless I can tempt you with a Peach bellini?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

There's always one!

well I'd ask for a slippery nipples but heard it's a mouthful when d*unk! Lol

I can do you a cola-cube, or a Boccie-ball, but not a cola ball?well if I asked the barmaid for a surprise what would I get?

Probably a Tsunami!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like a pint of cider please."
Which one? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's always a greedy one

Im not greedy just saves me getting up and falling over in these heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a cola-ball if you know how to make it lol

There's always one!

well I'd ask for a slippery nipples but heard it's a mouthful when d*unk! Lol

I can do you a cola-cube, or a Boccie-ball, but not a cola ball?well if I asked the barmaid for a surprise what would I get?

Probably a Tsunami!

"
you trying to get me d*unk to take advantage?? Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd like a pint of cider please.Which one? x"

Pretty much any one will do. Bottled, draught, whatever.

I like the Bulmers fruit one. But right now Strongbow would do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick drink before I'm out partying, large Pinot Grigio Rose Blush please

One quickie- coming right up madam!

Fabulous service, I'll come again.

Well you can't fly on one wing- another?

I agree, same again please

I will just leave the bottle on the bar whilst I go and change the barrel!

My kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's always a greedy one

Im not greedy just saves me getting up and falling over in these heels

I'll catch ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's been a shitty week, so I'm boycotting food in exchange for music at 100 decibels and copious amounts of lager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like a pint of cider please.Which one? x

Pretty much any one will do. Bottled, draught, whatever.

I like the Bulmers fruit one. But right now Strongbow would do."

Pint of strongbow it is!

(Love that on a hot day- proper quenches the thirst!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim Beam and . Loads of ice pls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good shout I'll have a cold frosty I.P.A please

oh and a wee bag of nuts please? Cheers

Honey roasted or salty?

Surprise me!

How about freshly warmed, massaged and sucked?!

Blimey!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's been a shitty week, so I'm boycotting food in exchange for music at 100 decibels and copious amounts of lager."

Yard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have a cheeky glass of red please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim Beam and . Loads of ice pls. "

Just a sec- gotta wash my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good shout I'll have a cold frosty I.P.A please

oh and a wee bag of nuts please? Cheers

Honey roasted or salty?

Surprise me!

How about freshly warmed, massaged and sucked?!

Blimey!!!

Or Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I have a cheeky glass of red please xx"

Full bodied and deep?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think ivr decided on vodka and mixed fruit juice with ice please

Unless I can tempt you with a Peach bellini? "
ha maybe you can you know more what i fancy than i do

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd like a pint of cider please.Which one? x

Pretty much any one will do. Bottled, draught, whatever.

I like the Bulmers fruit one. But right now Strongbow would do.

Pint of strongbow it is!

(Love that on a hot day- proper quenches the thirst!)"

Have you tried the Taurus cider from Aldi? It's kinda their version of Strongbow but cheaper and nicer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's always a greedy one

Im not greedy just saves me getting up and falling over in these heels

I'll catch ya

hahaha u may have to but u could be a gent aand just go to the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I have a cheeky glass of red please xx

Full bodied and deep?"
oh I like it deep xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm late ... But can I have a lime and Soda please, as got to drive later.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"either a woo woo, sex on the beach or screaming orgasm please

Ladies choice- but can I recommend the butler and service at your table?

He is freshly oiled!

Can i have all 3 then and take the butler somewhere quiet

There's always a greedy one

Im not greedy just saves me getting up and falling over in these heels

I'll catch ya

hahaha u may have to but u could be a gent aand just go to the bar

That goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like a pint of cider please.Which one? x

Pretty much any one will do. Bottled, draught, whatever.

I like the Bulmers fruit one. But right now Strongbow would do.

Pint of strongbow it is!

(Love that on a hot day- proper quenches the thirst!)

Have you tried the Taurus cider from Aldi? It's kinda their version of Strongbow but cheaper and nicer."

Oo great tip thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I have a cheeky glass of red please xx

Full bodied and deep? oh I like it deep xx

Warm your cockles hey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm late ... But can I have a lime and Soda please, as got to drive later.

Sarah

Certainly- designated driver drinks free here lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow the bar filled up quickly. Red for me please small glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

AND THAT'S TIME!

Phew- relaxes with the hottie and a large glass of red, cheers folks! Mwah!

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