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over a year ago
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"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!
Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em 
How do you know these things? "
coz the tiger told him ya dimwit....they had a meaningful relationship |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!
Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em
How do you know these things?
coz the tiger told him ya dimwit....they had a meaningful relationship"
gives a whole new meaning to putting a "tiger in your tank" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!
Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em
How do you know these things?
coz the tiger told him ya dimwit....they had a meaningful relationship
gives a whole new meaning to putting a "tiger in your tank""
Man aint you ever had a tiger in your pants - you don't know what you're missing !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything that smells worse that ya cock
dint expect that from you ....and have no idea why ... "
Ive been on a hot sweaty ward with lots of smelly people ive had to get washed and that comment just popped into my head......say no more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea "
thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged |
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"Anything that smells worse that ya cock
dint expect that from you ....and have no idea why ...
Ive been on a hot sweaty ward with lots of smelly people ive had to get washed and that comment just popped into my head......say no more "
errrrr thanks hpc ...not Florence nightingale then ......  |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged"
Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged
Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!"
dont tell me you ate the cucumber sandwiches.....you know what happens there....i saw the clip....they all use the cucumber first and then slice it up for the butties without washing it |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged
Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!
dont tell me you ate the cucumber sandwiches.....you know what happens there....i saw the clip....they all use the cucumber first and then slice it up for the butties without washing it"
Do you really think im gonna sit there with mi cock out eating cucumber butties??? Hell no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged
Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!
dont tell me you ate the cucumber sandwiches.....you know what happens there....i saw the clip....they all use the cucumber first and then slice it up for the butties without washing it
Do you really think im gonna sit there with mi cock out eating cucumber butties??? Hell no "
thats true i didnt think, they may whip the tape measure out....and theres some whopping big cucumbers about lately...trust me am a vegitarian;-) |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!! "
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight "
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns"
Do you mean the Scottish poet???? |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns"
Nope terrible at it |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns
Nope terrible at it "
shame..my boobs are sunburned |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns
Nope terrible at it
shame..my boobs are sunburned "
Huge shame as i need some place to rest my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns"
I don't think Freddie would like me to blow his trumpet on that score!! Or maybe he would  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"christ ! is it infectious? first notts then cliggy ....now you ! some random peeps going round blowing you all off ?  "
have i missed summit....whose blowing who off |
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"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea
Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!
Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight
bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns
Nope terrible at it
shame..my boobs are sunburned "
So is aftersun called for |
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"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!
Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.
wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before"
no one got blown thats the point . Just got the sorry cant tonight text lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!
Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.
wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before
no one got blown thats the point . Just got the sorry cant tonight text lol"
You need blowing cheeky
Puff puff lol
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"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!
Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.
wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before
no one got blown thats the point . Just got the sorry cant tonight text lol
You need blowing cheeky
Puff puff lol
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Think you need some special lessons young lady as its not puff at all. As for where to put things Well i know where i WOULD put it |
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