"I'd like to tell my ex to fuck off right now lol.
But I doubt that's what you meant  "
tell your ex to fuck it before it fucks off and maybe he'll take the hint that your off your rocker and perhaps he'll actually fuck off before you add his severed john bobbits to your shrine of him was that a bit dark? |
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"Thought you were busy fucking it  I was till it fucked off
Haha
hello princess....come to see what mischief and mayhem I'm getting up to in the lounge? x"
Absolutely! Why not? More entertaining than deciding when to block weirdos from messaging  |
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"I'd like to tell my ex to fuck off right now lol.
But I doubt that's what you meant tell your ex to fuck it before it fucks off and maybe he'll take the hint that your off your rocker and perhaps he'll actually fuck off before you add his severed john bobbits to your shrine of him was that a bit dark?"
Lol, sounds like a plan to me   (disclaimer not really) |
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My lawyer told me to state that all comments that I made on the forums were done in a moment of insanity.....my shrink told me to say that I'm not crazy.....the voices in my head told me to say that my lawyer and shrink told me to say what I said before
"I'd like to tell my ex to fuck off right now lol.
But I doubt that's what you meant tell your ex to fuck it before it fucks off and maybe he'll take the hint that your off your rocker and perhaps he'll actually fuck off before you add his severed john bobbits to your shrine of him was that a bit dark?
Lol, sounds like a plan to me (disclaimer not really)"
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"My lawyer told me to state that all comments that I made on the forums were done in a moment of insanity.....my shrink told me to say that I'm not crazy.....the voices in my head told me to say that my lawyer and shrink told me to say what I said beforeI'd like to tell my ex to fuck off right now lol.
But I doubt that's what you meant tell your ex to fuck it before it fucks off and maybe he'll take the hint that your off your rocker and perhaps he'll actually fuck off before you add his severed john bobbits to your shrine of him was that a bit dark?
Lol, sounds like a plan to me (disclaimer not really)"
Haha, I think I'll save money and see neither a shrink or a lawyer then  |
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"Clarify 'off' "
off is when you have a tin of mushy green peas thats 13 years past the use by date and you say "fuck it" and eat it anyways coz there's nothing else in the cupboards to eat then you end up in a 12 year coma and wake up missing your arms and legs and your stomach and attached to a life support machine only to discover that 1 week after you were admitted to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning there was a nuclear apocalypse and everyones dead and alls that's left to eat is tins of green mushy peas that are 11 years past their use by date and what's worse is that you don't even have any limbs to assist you in getting to or opening the tins of radioactive,glowing green mushy peas.....now that's what you call being seriously "fucked off" |
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"Clarify 'off' off is when you have a tin of mushy green peas thats 13 years past the use by date and you say "fuck it" and eat it anyways coz there's nothing else in the cupboards to eat then you end up in a 12 year coma and wake up missing your arms and legs and your stomach and attached to a life support machine only to discover that 1 week after you were admitted to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning there was a nuclear apocalypse and everyones dead and alls that's left to eat is tins of green mushy peas that are 11 years past their use by date and what's worse is that you don't even have any limbs to assist you in getting to or opening the tins of radioactive,glowing green mushy peas.....now that's what you call being seriously "fucked off""
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"Clarify 'off' off is when you have a tin of mushy green peas thats 13 years past the use by date and you say "fuck it" and eat it anyways coz there's nothing else in the cupboards to eat then you end up in a 12 year coma and wake up missing your arms and legs and your stomach and attached to a life support machine only to discover that 1 week after you were admitted to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning there was a nuclear apocalypse and everyones dead and alls that's left to eat is tins of green mushy peas that are 11 years past their use by date and what's worse is that you don't even have any limbs to assist you in getting to or opening the tins of radioactive,glowing green mushy peas.....now that's what you call being seriously "fucked off""
Mushy peas...that reminds me of being totally fucked off actually. The lid wasn't on but I didn't know and the heat destroyed the paper bag on the way from the chip shop...left a trail all along the carpet with the final big dollop landing on my bare foot burning me which then meant I was hopping around in agony stamping the fucking peas into the carpet. Fuckity fuck fucked off! |
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You just couldn't make it up (unless of course you did) fact is stranger than fiction!
"Clarify 'off' off is when you have a tin of mushy green peas thats 13 years past the use by date and you say "fuck it" and eat it anyways coz there's nothing else in the cupboards to eat then you end up in a 12 year coma and wake up missing your arms and legs and your stomach and attached to a life support machine only to discover that 1 week after you were admitted to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning there was a nuclear apocalypse and everyones dead and alls that's left to eat is tins of green mushy peas that are 11 years past their use by date and what's worse is that you don't even have any limbs to assist you in getting to or opening the tins of radioactive,glowing green mushy peas.....now that's what you call being seriously "fucked off"
Mushy peas...that reminds me of being totally fucked off actually. The lid wasn't on but I didn't know and the heat destroyed the paper bag on the way from the chip shop...left a trail all along the carpet with the final big dollop landing on my bare foot burning me which then meant I was hopping around in agony stamping the fucking peas into the carpet. Fuckity fuck fucked off!"
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