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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,

they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah .

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will

affectionately refer to each other as Dickhead, Fatboy and Shit for Brains.

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John

will each throw in £20, even though it's only for

£32.50. None of them will have anything

smaller and none will actually admit they want

change back.

· When the girls get their bill, out come the

pocket calculators.

MONEY

· A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

· A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that

she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom:

toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream,

razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

· The average number of items in the typical

woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be

able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any

argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the

beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until

she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until

he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

· A successful man is one who makes more

money than his wife can spend.

· A successful woman is one who can find

such a man.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will

change, but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she

won 't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping,

water the plants, empty the trash, answer the

phone, read a book, and get the post.

· A man will dress up for weddings and

funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good - looking as they

went to bed.

· Women somehow deteriorate during the

night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children... A woman knows all about

her children. She knows about dentist

appointments and romances, best friends,

favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and

dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short

people living in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well you are wrong end of argument. please dont start another argument as i am right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

lol seemed pretty true to life to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well i dont recognise myself in any of those statements,

hooray i must be an individual! x

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Dangerously accurate

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A...................*sigh*

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By *horacleCouple  over a year ago

Harwich

The only one that is barely relative to me is the bathroom one.....what can I say, lush has to many things I couldnt possibly pick 1 or 2.

LUSH FTW

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i lolled at this

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