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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1 . Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -
'This is really a lovely horse . I once rode her
mother. '
2 . New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew
Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes
inside of him . '
3 . Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And
this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her
snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4 . Harry Carpenter at the Oxford- Cambridge
boat race 1977 - 'Ah , isn 't that nice . The wife of
the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew . '
5 . US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons
Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,
before each tee shot , his wife takes out his balls
and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just
said??'
6 . Carenza Lewis about finding food in the
Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live ' said: 'You 'd
eat beaver if you could get it . '
7 . A female news anchor who , the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and didn 't ,
turned to the weatherman and asked , ' So Bob ,
where 's that eight inches you promised me last
night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but
half the crew did too , because they were
laughing so hard !
8 . Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69
yesterday . '
9 . Greg Ryan talking about a jumbo hot dog
said: 'There 's nothing like a big hot sausage
inside you on a cold night like this . '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots
on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve
Davis's misses every chance he gets . '
11 . Michael Buerk on watching Philippa
Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for
warmth during BBC1 's UK eclipse coverage
remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're
rubbing each other and he 's only come in his
shorts .'
12 . . Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick
Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining - up
shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny ; other weeks he prefers to do
it by himself.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember saying to my sons girlfriend when asked what I wanted for my birthday, I replied, "I want one of those umbrellas that come all over your face" , amazingly she did actually buy me a dome shaped umbrella! |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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A personal one from me. Every Saturday that we are not.. errrr... "Out (or in) with friends, we like a glass or two of a decent whisky! My dear Mother-in-Law bought me a really fine one for Christmas, so last weekend we decided to have a glass or two whilst the lovely lady was on cam.
Sat at my desk, I poured two glasses and one drop went on the desk. I bent forward and licked the drop up and Les said. "You mind you don't get wood!"
Bless her, couldn't understand what I was laughing at for a while!
(Actually, I hope she did mean don't get a splinter in your tongue, dear!) 
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