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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
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This gets on my tits as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs! I haven't been to bed yet and it's already rant day! Totally out of order!!!  "
And it wasn't even rant day yet when he started the thread...what a fucking liberty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
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OP the button is broken I've told you this I've reported it and everything honestly I really have
I had a whole rant ready too. Something about knitting |
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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
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I think she just likes being told that she is gorgeous, instead of thinking that's what is meant by having her photos fabbed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After Panama gate (1, 2 & 3), smelly fanny gate, maddie mcgann gate et al, this could be a quiet rant day....
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My rant is why does everything have to end in 'gate'? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs! I haven't been to bed yet and it's already rant day! Totally out of order!!!
And it wasn't even rant day yet when he started the thread...what a fucking liberty "
Actually it was, spot on one minute past midnight.
I'm a stickler for detail. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After Panama gate (1, 2 & 3), smelly fanny gate, maddie mcgann gate et al, this could be a quiet rant day....
With all those gates I'm surprised anyone has to take a fence/offence
Sorry
Mr ddc"
Baddum tshhhhh.
No need to apologise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
This gets on my tits as well lol "
Welcome to the club. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
OP the button is broken I've told you this I've reported it and everything honestly I really have
I had a whole rant ready too. Something about knitting "
Oooooh, is that the smell of guilt......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who slow down to 5mph when making a left hand turn on a 60mph limit road....utter thunder-cunts Grrrr!!!"
Oh yes....
Rant approved with a flourish.
Ticks box.
Can I add twats who do 50 in a 60 and slow down to 40 when they see a speed camera? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After Panama gate (1, 2 & 3), smelly fanny gate, maddie mcgann gate et al, this could be a quiet rant day....
My rant is why does everything have to end in 'gate'? "
I have no idea gate.
Btw, your rant ended in gate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!"
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though."
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!"
Or just drive faster.
And in the right lane.
And by right, I mean left.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!"
Ah you're not one of those pesky middle lane hoggers are you RA?
I don't undertake - instead I make a point of overtaking then pulling into lane 1 once I'm done .. then look in my rear _iew mirror as the middle lane hogger continues merrily on their way oblivious to holding everyone up! Grrrrrrr!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!
Or just drive faster.
And in the right lane.
And by right, I mean left.
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preach brother |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!
Ah you're not one of those pesky middle lane hoggers are you RA?
I don't undertake - instead I make a point of overtaking then pulling into lane 1 once I'm done .. then look in my rear _iew mirror as the middle lane hogger continues merrily on their way oblivious to holding everyone up! Grrrrrrr!! "
I do this too.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!
Or just drive faster.
And in the right lane.
And by right, I mean left.
preach brother"
Praise the lordy..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs! I haven't been to bed yet and it's already rant day! Totally out of order!!!
Dirty stop out........I was in bed!!
Cheeky feck!! "
Cheeky is my middle name.
I was only envious.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!
Or just drive faster.
And in the right lane.
And by right, I mean left.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs! I haven't been to bed yet and it's already rant day! Totally out of order!!!
Dirty stop out........I was in bed!!
Cheeky feck!!
Cheeky is my middle name.
I was only envious. "
Nothing to envy mate xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
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I did that by accident ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!
Ah you're not one of those pesky middle lane hoggers are you RA?
I don't undertake - instead I make a point of overtaking then pulling into lane 1 once I'm done .. then look in my rear _iew mirror as the middle lane hogger continues merrily on their way oblivious to holding everyone up! Grrrrrrr!! "
Okay I'm gearing up to rant mode!
No I'm bloody well not a middle lane driver
I stay on the left unless I want to drive faster and overtake. Then I will use the middle or outside lane. When I have some boy racer up my arse though it makes really difficult to move back in if cars are undertaking.
It creates 2 / 3 lanes of traffic at a similar speed which isn't imo how it should work. |
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I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now. |
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now. "
Then I ask a question and they have to have a fucking meeting to answer my fucking question and breath |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now. "
I thought I remembered you saying a while back that you were about to find out. I thought you must have had good news. It's very bloody annoying when they postpone that kind of decision, as you're in a kind of limbo. Can't start looking for anything else and you hopefully will be ok. So I'd approve your rant. Have they said why there is a delay in announcing their decision?
Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now.
Then I ask a question and they have to have a fucking meeting to answer my fucking question and breath "
Meetings - a viable alternative to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
OP the button is broken I've told you this I've reported it and everything honestly I really have
I had a whole rant ready too. Something about knitting
Oooooh, is that the smell of guilt......... "
Fab fabbed fabulous opps wrong thread  |
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now.
I thought I remembered you saying a while back that you were about to find out. I thought you must have had good news. It's very bloody annoying when they postpone that kind of decision, as you're in a kind of limbo. Can't start looking for anything else and you hopefully will be ok. So I'd approve your rant. Have they said why there is a delay in announcing their decision?
Sarah "
"Legal issues" is their current reason, I tend not to disclose too much personal shit on the forums but I just had to vent today as its doing my head in. |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now.
I thought I remembered you saying a while back that you were about to find out. I thought you must have had good news. It's very bloody annoying when they postpone that kind of decision, as you're in a kind of limbo. Can't start looking for anything else and you hopefully will be ok. So I'd approve your rant. Have they said why there is a delay in announcing their decision?
Sarah
"Legal issues" is their current reason, I tend not to disclose too much personal shit on the forums but I just had to vent today as its doing my head in. "
Hope it all works out ok for you. Mr Banda was in a similar situation last year. The eventual news was bad but he's got sorted elsewhere thankfully.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mini moan
Undertaking on the motorway WTF is that all about?! Just stop it!
Interestingly (or maybe not) there is no law that says you can't undertake. It was removed in 1972. Highway Code advises you not to.
If you move from an outside lane to an inside one to undertake and back out again you could get done for careless or dangerous driving though.
I'm driving on the motorway daily for work now & have really noticed an increase in it. Feels more like a freeway than a motorway..!
Ah you're not one of those pesky middle lane hoggers are you RA?
I don't undertake - instead I make a point of overtaking then pulling into lane 1 once I'm done .. then look in my rear _iew mirror as the middle lane hogger continues merrily on their way oblivious to holding everyone up! Grrrrrrr!!
Okay I'm gearing up to rant mode!
No I'm bloody well not a middle lane driver
I stay on the left unless I want to drive faster and overtake. Then I will use the middle or outside lane. When I have some boy racer up my arse though it makes really difficult to move back in if cars are undertaking.
It creates 2 / 3 lanes of traffic at a similar speed which isn't imo how it should work."
*up your arse.
Sniggers. .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!  "
How very dare they. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now.
Then I ask a question and they have to have a fucking meeting to answer my fucking question and breath "
As a fellow sufferer of meetings for the sake of meetings, rant approved.
Ticks box. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't normally rant but what is it with senior management having a meeting about a meeting.....about another meeting of course I don't know if I've got a job by the end of the month....getting annoyed now.
Then I ask a question and they have to have a fucking meeting to answer my fucking question and breath
Meetings - a viable alternative to work"
I look at them as an oportunity to get paid for having a power nap. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who participate in fab a photo threads, but who have set their own photos to unfabbable.
Cheeky feckers......
You know who you are.
OP the button is broken I've told you this I've reported it and everything honestly I really have
I had a whole rant ready too. Something about knitting
Oooooh, is that the smell of guilt.........
Fab fabbed fabulous opps wrong thread "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who have to end a post with some imaginary person or a private joke:
You know who you are!
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Who would do such a thing?
*Reads back through posts.....
Oooooops, as you were. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger! "
Sorry about that, I missdialled. |
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger!
Sorry about that, I missdialled. "
You aswell!! No wonder I'm tired! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger!
Sorry about that, I missdialled.
You aswell!! No wonder I'm tired! "
You know how much I'd love to be the reason you're tired? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok I have a rant...
Ive just opened my gym back to find my protein has popped open and now my bag looks like the inside of a fudging drug mule! "
I shouldn't laugh..... |
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger!
Sorry about that, I missdialled.
You aswell!! No wonder I'm tired!
You know how much I'd love to be the reason you're tired? "
You're just trying to get me in your Dojo aren't you...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger!
Sorry about that, I missdialled.
You aswell!! No wonder I'm tired!
You know how much I'd love to be the reason you're tired?
You're just trying to get me in your Dojo aren't you...... "
Chance would be a fine thing, I do see you in an antique silk kimono though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still no women from penge have joined fab lol
Is that because you have stashed them all in the bush, where there is no WiFi?"
That is right and as well they have a supply of haribos |
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Having switched off the Tivo box to reboot for updates as Virgin advise you to do, the broadband wouldn't come on. We were told that the Tivo box we have isn't compatible with the broadband speed we have so they are sending out a new one. We've had the same broadband speed for months. No broadband for at least two days. WTF |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Having switched off the Tivo box to reboot for updates as Virgin advise you to do, the broadband wouldn't come on. We were told that the Tivo box we have isn't compatible with the broadband speed we have so they are sending out a new one. We've had the same broadband speed for months. No broadband for at least two days. WTF "
Oh the pain.....
Rant approved.
Ticks box. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll save for later, if necessary
There's not going to be a Thursday rant day ii and iii you know?
You heard. "
There was a Thursday rant day ii once though. |
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"Having switched off the Tivo box to reboot for updates as Virgin advise you to do, the broadband wouldn't come on. We were told that the Tivo box we have isn't compatible with the broadband speed we have so they are sending out a new one. We've had the same broadband speed for months. No broadband for at least two days. WTF
Oh the pain.....
Rant approved.
Ticks box."
Thank you Markoh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ffs! I haven't been to bed yet and it's already rant day! Totally out of order!!!
And it wasn't even rant day yet when he started the thread...what a fucking liberty
Actually it was, spot on one minute past midnight.
I'm a stickler for detail. "
I recall noting it was two minutes early...but I had been staring at cocks for a considerable length of time so may have got clocks and cocks mixed up...anyway I can't rant if I wanna |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ffs! I haven't been to bed yet and it's already rant day! Totally out of order!!!
And it wasn't even rant day yet when he started the thread...what a fucking liberty
Actually it was, spot on one minute past midnight.
I'm a stickler for detail.
I recall noting it was two minutes early...but I had been staring at cocks for a considerable length of time so may have got clocks and cocks mixed up...anyway I can't rant if I wanna "
Actually we could start Thursday rant day on a Monday, see it as a statement not an invitation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Recruitment: an annoyingly integral function of my job. I have to deal with recruitment agencies (no offence to any recruiters on here). The cold calling from random new agencies as soon as I launch a role with one of their competitors, their abject failure to follow a simple job description and insistence on sending CVs of blatantly unsuitable candidates (the real world version of 'Read the goddam profile'), trying to tell me what I need, advertising the role at above the salary I have specified, insisting that my "recruitment journey" will be destined to fail if I don't have a pointless hour long meeting with them. Then there's the CVs. If I read "I work equally well in a team as on my own" one more time today I may have to scream.
Fully aware that recruiters hate people like me equally before anyone gets chippy.
Anyhoo, enough of this ranting malarkey, I have a dozen or so "exceptional prospect" CVs to grumble at. |
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger!
Sorry about that, I missdialled.
You aswell!! No wonder I'm tired!
You know how much I'd love to be the reason you're tired?
You're just trying to get me in your Dojo aren't you......
Chance would be a fine thing, I do see you in an antique silk kimono though. "
Now I actually have a picture somewhere of..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might have a minor rant about people who call me at 6.30am and leave me a long voicemail by the fluff on inside of their pocket!
How very dare they.
Woke me up the bugger!
Sorry about that, I missdialled.
You aswell!! No wonder I'm tired!
You know how much I'd love to be the reason you're tired?
You're just trying to get me in your Dojo aren't you......
Chance would be a fine thing, I do see you in an antique silk kimono though.
Now I actually have a picture somewhere of..... "
I "may" have several kimono you could try on for size...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Recruitment: an annoyingly integral function of my job. I have to deal with recruitment agencies (no offence to any recruiters on here). The cold calling from random new agencies as soon as I launch a role with one of their competitors, their abject failure to follow a simple job description and insistence on sending CVs of blatantly unsuitable candidates (the real world version of 'Read the goddam profile'), trying to tell me what I need, advertising the role at above the salary I have specified, insisting that my "recruitment journey" will be destined to fail if I don't have a pointless hour long meeting with them. Then there's the CVs. If I read "I work equally well in a team as on my own" one more time today I may have to scream.
Fully aware that recruiters hate people like me equally before anyone gets chippy.
Anyhoo, enough of this ranting malarkey, I have a dozen or so "exceptional prospect" CVs to grumble at. "
I once had a recruiter offer me the perfect role.
£25k less than my salary.
250 miles away.
Not my actual job.
I'm still waiting for an answer to my "what part of that is perfect" question..
Rant approved.
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