Funeral costs

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sam died. His Will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.

"Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased," she said.

"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."

"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"

Helen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church.

The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."

Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!"

"Two and a half carats."

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I told my mother in law I was going to dance on her grave when she died. She has arranged to be buried at sea

By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Who gives a fuck I will be dead how much it costs.i won't worry.

By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I like her style

Thanks Col

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I like her style

Thanks Col"

I got a slap when I asked to see her ring