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Don't say it!!! I beg!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Another thread reminded me of a groanworthy thing my brother used to do when we were all around the huge teak TV that was the centrepiece of any modern home. I would say 'theres nowt on the telly' and he would say well I can see a lamp and an ornament on it.... Every single flaming time grrrrrr!
Also at school if you asked them the time, the lads thought it was hilarious to pull back their blazer sleeves to reveal a watchless wrist and declare it was 'A hair past a freckle' It still haunts me!
What corny jokes make you cringe - or are you going to admit to having a large dose of Jimmykrankieism that makes you dish out corn at every opportunity  |
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yup...I grew up with my dad saying it was 2 hairs past the freckle...or instead of what are you insinuating he would say "what are you incinerationg?that really burns me up!" "who do you think you are?Anyway?" he had a million of them...  |
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If ever i said well, i was always told whats the good of a well without a bucket and unfortunatly i say it now. When asking my granny how old she was she always replied as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.
When asking whats for tea i was always told "bread and pullit and windmill pudding" i also say that all the while as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I asked dad what was he doing he used to say
"I'm making a wigwam for a wowser"
WTF 
If I tried to break into mum's conversation, by asking "who you talking about mom", She'd reply "Dicky Tacker with a clock up his ass"
again, WTF |
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"if I said HEY!!! I would get back hay is for horses that eat in the barn..."
lol and if you said So.... some bright spark would say you can't sew without a needle or thread then some other bright spark would add or seed!!!!!! |
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My dad always says stuff like "shall I put the kettle on - will it fit?" or how long will dinner be, 3" it's a sausage." I'm not sure how my mother copes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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pupil would say 'can I go to the toilet'
teacher would reply 'can you'
This would go on for a while until someone would step in and whisper 'may I ...' grr
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"Is it raining?
Dunno, call the dog in an see if he's wet  "
I tell you what I thought my family corny jokes were bad... I'd have been off with my little spotted hanky on a stick over my shoulder before I got to be ten year old in your household!!!
Your dad could have had his own slot on The Comedians. |
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"Is it raining?
Dunno, call the dog in an see if he's wet
I tell you what I thought my family corny jokes were bad... I'd have been off with my little spotted hanky on a stick over my shoulder before I got to be ten year old in your household!!!
Your dad could have had his own slot on The Comedians."
Funny you should say that, he was the spitting image of Rigsby, and mom looked like Mrs Bucket |
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