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"If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to to it and go to the pub! "
* If at first you don;t succeed try, try again.
*Then* if you don;t succeed give up or try something else - there's no point being a damn fool about it. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"If at first you don't succeed, admit it , you are a failure"
No, no. If at first you don't succeed, claim your intention was always to do whatever it was you managed. Unless that is nothing, in which case it's a research exercise or someone else's fault. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"If at first you don't succeed, admit it , you are a failure
if at first you don't succeed - try doing it the way your wife told you "
*choke*
Except it's more like, if for the first 5 times you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you to. ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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When you look in the mirror in despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, don't worry, relax, put the kettle on.
It might suit you.
And in any case when one is wearing the kettle the rest of one's clothes seldom attract comment.
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