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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's exceptions obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order.

Or understand football.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Single men (married) - local pub team*

For balance where does the female version of this sit...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

To me, this post actually explains an aspect of football in terms of commonly perceived fab hierarchy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. "
breaking news your prem/champs league x

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By *horehouseCouple  over a year ago

dissatisfied


"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order.

Or understand football."

you're obviously one of the rare people on here looking to swing ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Single men (married) - local pub team*

For balance where does the female version of this sit...?

"

Premier league top 4

Men don't bother with such details

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To me, this post actually explains an aspect of football in terms of commonly perceived fab hierarchy."

Indeed it acts as a reverse lookup also

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By *horehouseCouple  over a year ago

dissatisfied


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

"

this explains why you are showing no verifications!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol"

I think it's suggesting that unverified single bi- female profiles are actually mostly men in reality.

The verified unicorns are the single bi women.

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By *reykiwi500Man  over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

Yay! I made Div 2. Hope I don't get relegated next season

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Fuck the football shite I'm in a league of my own

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

this explains why you are showing no verifications!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Do you mind? I am the official mood hoover around here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership "

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page "

He most certainly is , and a jolly top.chap.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order.

Or understand football."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x "

I was taking the mick because the op thinks I'm a man!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page "

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *reykiwi500Man  over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Single men (married) - local pub team*

For balance where does the female version of this sit...?

"

Where do you sit? hmm, I have an idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love."

You missed it he made no 1 on page 1 for guys

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x

I was taking the mick because the op thinks I'm a man!"

Well, that chest is a bit of a giveaway you know! How on earth did you think you might pass?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I say with all of these: go and look at the supposed hottest profiles. Look at all the verifications from men.

Men are very much in demand.

Just not all men.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love.

You missed it he made no 1 on page 1 for guys "

No, I saw. I was involved.

I'm saying he was also in the overall top fabbed pics, which is really good going for a single man.

He got to page one filtered by men but would have been on page 5 or 6 of the unfiltered pics. Even guys high up on the male most fabbed pics don't often get onto the overall list.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x

I was taking the mick because the op thinks I'm a man!

Well, that chest is a bit of a giveaway you know! How on earth did you think you might pass?! "

Haha the chest is fake though, it's not even the physical attributes that makes them say it, it's based on how I converse, like people say I've always thought the things he/she says are things that only a man would say. It's like what are you suggesting that the things I've said can be quite funny or vulgar and oooh no woman can be funny only a man, it's insulting is what it Dee!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x

I was taking the mick because the op thinks I'm a man!

Well, that chest is a bit of a giveaway you know! How on earth did you think you might pass?!

Haha the chest is fake though, it's not even the physical attributes that makes them say it, it's based on how I converse, like people say I've always thought the things he/she says are things that only a man would say. It's like what are you suggesting that the things I've said can be quite funny or vulgar and oooh no woman can be funny only a man, it's insulting is what it Dee! "

I was accused of being a man on another site for the same reason. Nobody has said it to me on here, although they may have said it about me, I guess.

I thought it was funny

It was even funnier when I turned up at the next social.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love."

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order.

Or understand football.you're obviously one of the rare people on here looking to swing ..."

Crikey, you're a barrel of laughs again ain't ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x

I was taking the mick because the op thinks I'm a man!

Well, that chest is a bit of a giveaway you know! How on earth did you think you might pass?!

Haha the chest is fake though, it's not even the physical attributes that makes them say it, it's based on how I converse, like people say I've always thought the things he/she says are things that only a man would say. It's like what are you suggesting that the things I've said can be quite funny or vulgar and oooh no woman can be funny only a man, it's insulting is what it Dee!

I was accused of being a man on another site for the same reason. Nobody has said it to me on here, although they may have said it about me, I guess.

I thought it was funny

It was even funnier when I turned up at the next social."

well i think its safe to say that some people easily confused.. you do qualify as a female lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No TG in the leagues. I guess that's because we're the referees of taste and adjudicate on what is or isn't naff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No TG in the leagues. I guess that's because we're the referees of taste and adjudicate on what is or isn't naff "

Refs - love that - clever

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot people

Not-so-hot people

Not hot people

In that order

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot people

Not-so-hot people

Not hot people

In that order "

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hot people

Not-so-hot people

Not hot people

In that order "

Ah, rats! From the top to the bottom in one fell swoop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That is right women at top and single males at the end lol.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

"

Errmmm... Objection!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love."

I.have made page two thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No TG in the leagues. I guess that's because we're the referees of taste and adjudicate on what is or isn't naff "

TG/TV/Bisexual Men all play in the rugby league as like handling odd shaped balls and rough men, and can score as many try's as they want without trying

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By *kgeminiMan  over a year ago

Southampton

What about chubby blokes?

Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about chubby blokes?

Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio?"

No, watching ice hockey with his mates

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot people

Not-so-hot people

Not hot people

In that order "

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'd like to 've the physio giving the ladies their after match massage..

Form a queue ladies let my fingers do the walking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guess I should be happy to make the local pub team, I think

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pish-posh and poppycock!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol"

Single Bi fem here. *waves*

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

"

You missed FF couples, meet those and you've won the world cup.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chubby blokes?

Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio?"

Or us chubby facially challenged Dadbod attached "single" (I prefer the term 'lone') males?

We're fcuked aren't we? Not literally obviously, only metaphorically.

Resigned to reading about the Dog & Duck Sunday Reserves u-10's section in the free paper pushed through the door?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chubby blokes?

Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio?

Or us chubby facially challenged Dadbod attached "single" (I prefer the term 'lone') males?

We're fcuked aren't we? Not literally obviously, only metaphorically.

Resigned to reading about the Dog & Duck Sunday Reserves u-10's section in the free paper pushed through the door?

"

Nice pub, the Dog & Duck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well there's me, and then there's all you lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was always shit at football anyway, as they say though the only way is up, up the league and up some lucky girls....... eventually lol

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

If I want to fuck someone, I ask. Sometimes they say yes. If that means I am punching above my weight according to some (and believe me, I have been told that) then more fool them for pandering to perceived notions of a pecking order. I shall just blithely do my own thing as one of many individuals on here rather than as a member of a homogenous demographic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mid-table respectability. That'll do for now!

I am in the market though for a new manager to get me higher up the table

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order.

Or understand football.you're obviously one of the rare people on here looking to swing ...

Crikey, you're a barrel of laughs again ain't ya "

Lol i think ur right there as they invaded the footy teams thread to say its a swingers site and all we should talk is sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a question. How does one become "Elite verified"?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Old blokes ... Floor sweepings or invisibles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership

Indeed that's Howard on 1st page

He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often.

A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love."

i recall a certain Forumite smashing it on a couple of occasions.

Thinking Predator and Dark Wings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a question. How does one become "Elite verified"? "

Verification from me!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Old blokes ... Floor sweepings or invisibles "

It could be worse. Below that is the cum splattered on the floor by some married bloke. Then there's the bloke employed as the cum moppet in porn cubicles, popping in to clean up afterwards.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

I never understood the off side rule either .... so im blowed if I know what your on about ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Cum mopper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To me, this post actually explains an aspect of football in terms of commonly perceived fab hierarchy."

I don't understand either tbh!

I neither know nor care what division people would put me in - as long as they'll shag me if I want them to!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* "

prove it show me your horn lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol "

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx"

How many single men have you met recently ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

Does that make Arsenal a unicorn that doesn't show up for the meet

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And there are those who for some reason consider themselves to be in a league of their own. Generally these are best avoided in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I never understood the off side rule either .... so im blowed if I know what your on about .... "

I just about get the offside rule but i would happily let someone explain it to me and make sure i got it right lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And there are those who for some reason consider themselves to be in a league of their own."

o/


" Generally these are best avoided in my experience."

Oh...

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By *errygTV/TS  over a year ago

denton

i support accrington stanley where do i stand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i support accrington stanley where do i stand"

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx"

true but in my experience its been used to beef up their profile and appear more sexually open minded that all changes once they step out from behind the keyboard. I don't see the need myself. Be yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pecking order lol, I am not an avian with a beak lol, swing away peeps! Or in this case cheeps!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx

How many single men have you met recently ?"

A few! Why? X

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx true but in my experience its been used to beef up their profile and appear more sexually open minded that all changes once they step out from behind the keyboard. I don't see the need myself. Be yourself..."

Well I must be different then because I actually like to lick a bit of flange...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx

How many single men have you met recently ?

A few! Why? X"

Can you recommend one

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Cum mopper "

I quite liked 'cum moppet' actually, especially when said in my best Vinny Jones accent.

It's a shame establishing a pecking order has to involve so much ruffling of feathers though.

Personally I'd put the attractive, self confident ones at the top (and I'm not even sure attractiveness has to be physical) and the bitter ones at the bottom. But don't take my word for it, we're too busy concentrating on enjoying the ride to worry about our position in the race...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find pecking orders weird as everyone has different preferences - therefore a different pecking order!

For instance- if you like fairly well preserved older women with thread veins (well - there MUST be a vein fettish out there somewhere - there's one for everything else!! ) and squidgy tits - then I'll be top of your premiership list!

However - if it's young BBW 's with lovely big boobies who make your willy hard - then I wouldn't even make the pub league!

See? Pecking orders are individual!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

I think often it's a case of 'tall poppy syndrome'.

As Confucius say:

"The nail that stands out gets hammered down"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx

How many single men have you met recently ?

A few! Why? X

Can you recommend one "

Sorry lovely- not met anyone from the London area yet - but a couple are certainly on my 'to-do' list!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have my own pecking order on Fab that is unique to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have my own pecking order on Fab that is unique to me.

"

Good for you my lovely - as do I!

That's exactly what I was trying to say above!

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By *reykiwi500Man  over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"I find pecking orders weird as everyone has different preferences - therefore a different pecking order!

For instance- if you like fairly well preserved older women with thread veins (well - there MUST be a vein fettish out there somewhere - there's one for everything else!! ) and squidgy tits - then I'll be top of your premiership list!

However - if it's young BBW 's with lovely big boobies who make your willy hard - then I wouldn't even make the pub league!

See? Pecking orders are individual! "

^^^ This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

"

Anyone who has had us should consider themselves champions league winners.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

"

Love this topic 1st time I am going to share my opinion in forum on the much debated 'pecking order'! OP's version made me smile and gave me the giggles haha

So here it goes...

- The newbies/beginners are lead to believe there is a pecking order and that is the way it is... however once you become experienced in the Fab world you realise there is no pecking order.

For those who still believe there is, here are some points to consider:

- Single bi females are not that rare. I would argue single straight men are much more difficult to find...

- If your getting what you joined the site for, you have won the world cup. Regardless who you are, age, height, background, build etc etc

- Single men actually get what they want much more then couples or single women do. Strange but true so a bit harsh to assume men will be at the bottom of any 'pecking order'

- Without single men at clubs it will be very difficult for them to survive financially. We contribute enough to assist in everyone having a good time. So that in itself moves us up the ranks.

- Sometimes it feels like single men get targeted for the faults of a minority that ruin it for the good guys... and we constantly have to overcome that hurdle. Couples and single women also have a negative side, but there are not many of them so the finger is always pointed at single men

For me personally this comes down to preferences and choices. There is no elite status created by Fab. We are all equal, but some groups choose to have different policies/ideas and tell us what they think 'fun' means...

For newbies/beginners I recommend attend a social or your local club. You will get verified to prove your real and genuine. Then the rest will take care of itself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

Love this topic 1st time I am going to share my opinion in forum on the much debated 'pecking order'! OP's version made me smile and gave me the giggles haha

So here it goes...

- The newbies/beginners are lead to believe there is a pecking order and that is the way it is... however once you become experienced in the Fab world you realise there is no pecking order.

For those who still believe there is, here are some points to consider:

- Single bi females are not that rare. I would argue single straight men are much more difficult to find...

- If your getting what you joined the site for, you have won the world cup. Regardless who you are, age, height, background, build etc etc

- Single men actually get what they want much more then couples or single women do. Strange but true so a bit harsh to assume men will be at the bottom of any 'pecking order'

- Without single men at clubs it will be very difficult for them to survive financially. We contribute enough to assist in everyone having a good time. So that in itself moves us up the ranks.

- Sometimes it feels like single men get targeted for the faults of a minority that ruin it for the good guys... and we constantly have to overcome that hurdle. Couples and single women also have a negative side, but there are not many of them so the finger is always pointed at single men

For me personally this comes down to preferences and choices. There is no elite status created by Fab. We are all equal, but some groups choose to have different policies/ideas and tell us what they think 'fun' means...

For newbies/beginners I recommend attend a social or your local club. You will get verified to prove your real and genuine. Then the rest will take care of itself "

Yay, I've won the World Cup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

Love this topic 1st time I am going to share my opinion in forum on the much debated 'pecking order'! OP's version made me smile and gave me the giggles haha

So here it goes...

- The newbies/beginners are lead to believe there is a pecking order and that is the way it is... however once you become experienced in the Fab world you realise there is no pecking order.

For those who still believe there is, here are some points to consider:

- Single bi females are not that rare. I would argue single straight men are much more difficult to find...

- If your getting what you joined the site for, you have won the world cup. Regardless who you are, age, height, background, build etc etc

- Single men actually get what they want much more then couples or single women do. Strange but true so a bit harsh to assume men will be at the bottom of any 'pecking order'

- Without single men at clubs it will be very difficult for them to survive financially. We contribute enough to assist in everyone having a good time. So that in itself moves us up the ranks.

- Sometimes it feels like single men get targeted for the faults of a minority that ruin it for the good guys... and we constantly have to overcome that hurdle. Couples and single women also have a negative side, but there are not many of them so the finger is always pointed at single men

For me personally this comes down to preferences and choices. There is no elite status created by Fab. We are all equal, but some groups choose to have different policies/ideas and tell us what they think 'fun' means...

For newbies/beginners I recommend attend a social or your local club. You will get verified to prove your real and genuine. Then the rest will take care of itself

Yay, I've won the World Cup "

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol

Single Bi fem here. *waves* prove it show me your horn lol

Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab?

From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx true but in my experience its been used to beef up their profile and appear more sexually open minded that all changes once they step out from behind the keyboard. I don't see the need myself. Be yourself...

Well I must be different then because I actually like to lick a bit of flange..."

ha ha that actually made me laugh out loud x you are different

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By *imited 3EditionCouple  over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

"

I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab

But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others.

I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab

But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others.

I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! "

ive just seen this and agree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Mrs is prem division I am pub team just as well some teams play above their status lol or maybe she needs glasses

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab

But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others.

I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! "

Move them up one higher and then the Single men (married) - local pub team will feel hard done by

Best to add a few more unlikely categories at the bottom instead

How about verified unicorn men

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I find pecking orders weird as everyone has different preferences - therefore a different pecking order!

For instance- if you like fairly well preserved older women with thread veins (well - there MUST be a vein fettish out there somewhere - there's one for everything else!! ) and squidgy tits - then I'll be top of your premiership list!

However - if it's young BBW 's with lovely big boobies who make your willy hard - then I wouldn't even make the pub league!

See? Pecking orders are individual! "

I have a thing for squidgy veiny tits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab

But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others.

I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! "

I saw it more as taking the piss out of the fact that that's how a lot of people on here DO seem to regard Asian men, as opposed to being what the OP thinks....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football

Is below correct

verified Unicorns - champions league winners

Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league

Verified Females - top 4 in premier league

Females - mid devsion in premier

varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot

Couples - mid table premier

Elite verified Single men - championship

Verified single men - league division 2

Single men - league division 3

New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4

Single men (married) - local pub team

Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house

I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab

But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others.

I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on!

I saw it more as taking the piss out of the fact that that's how a lot of people on here DO seem to regard Asian men, as opposed to being what the OP thinks...."

Indeed

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