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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

Say your best line to the poster above, it could be funny, witty, complimentary but be nice peeps,

Mrs cmy

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Is there cake?

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Is there cake?

"
. There's always cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has your pussy eaten your rabbit yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice weather for ducks... fancy a beer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your round, I will have a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this seat taken?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this seat taken?

Yes, but you may sit on my lap

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

Have you got room for two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather sit on your face

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is this seat taken?

Yes, but you may sit on my lap

I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this seat taken?

Yes, but you may sit on my lap

I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

haha - would a drink suffice?

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Is this seat taken?

Yes, but you may sit on my lap

I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

haha - would a drink suffice?"
. If your buying mines a screaming orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this seat taken?

Yes, but you may sit on my lap

I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

I'm using this.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this seat taken?

Yes, but you may sit on my lap

I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

haha - would a drink suffice?. If your buying mines a screaming orgasm

How do you take that? On top or underneath?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Why hello Mr P Bear, shouldn't you be on a glacier mint instead of a stool?

Also I'd have flushed that stool if I were you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Watch out for that bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Watch out for that bar"

Oi Clumsy ! Where are the other six dwarves ?

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Watch out for that bar

Oi Clumsy ! Where are the other six dwarves ?

"
. Excuse me mr, I seem to have lost my mojo, don't suppose you could help me find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Watch out for that bar

Oi Clumsy ! Where are the other six dwarves ?

. Excuse me mr, I seem to have lost my mojo, don't suppose you could help me find it

I think I last saw it behind the bike sheds ... let's go have a look

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Watch out for that bar

Oi Clumsy ! Where are the other six dwarves ?

. Excuse me mr, I seem to have lost my mojo, don't suppose you could help me find it

I think I last saw it behind the bike sheds ... let's go have a look

"
. Ooh I dropped my knickers there, can we have a look for them too

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A swinger walks into a bar and drops her knickers...

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...

"
. Get your coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You must think I'm crackers if you think I'm gonna fall for a line like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up."

Up your bottom!

*hic*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up.

Up your bottom!

*hic*"

Saucepot.

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up.

Up your bottom!

*hic*

Saucepot."
. Ooh he's naughty, but I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up.

Up your bottom!

*hic*

Saucepot.. Ooh he's naughty, but I like it

Fancy a fuck and a pizza?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up.

Up your bottom!

*hic*

Saucepot.. Ooh he's naughty, but I like it

Fancy a fuck and a pizza?"

Sure. Are you going to bottom or shall we find a third?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll just carry on drinking then, bottoms up.

Up your bottom!

*hic*

Saucepot.. Ooh he's naughty, but I like it

Fancy a fuck and a pizza?"

So, this is why you weren't at work moderating last Thursday....

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Who's round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine. What you having?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's round?"

Mr Blobby's round ... but you're buying

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

"
. What you still doing here, I thought you were getting your coat

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

. What you still doing here, I thought you were getting your coat

I'm just picking up a couple of entrées, jeeze! always in a hurry!

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mines a pint

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mines a pint"

Get us one while yr up there, mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Dammit you pinched my line Mr!!

Watch out for that bar"

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By *ornyal138Man over a year ago

bromley kent

Feel free to sit on my face as no free seats x

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple over a year ago

nr chester

"Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

. What you still doing here, I thought you were getting your coat

I'm just picking up a couple of entrées, jeeze! always in a hurry!

"
. Always thinking about ya belly

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Say your best line to the poster above, it could be funny, witty, complimentary but be nice peeps,

Mrs cmy

.... I'll have a pint ta!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

. What you still doing here, I thought you were getting your coat

I'm just picking up a couple of entrées, jeeze! always in a hurry!

. Always thinking about ya belly

Belly?

See profile :P

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Ouch

it was an iron bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What colour is your toothbrush?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you looking at my pint

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Are you lookin' at my bird?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How you hanging .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How you hanging .

A little to the left : )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You do realise you've got your dick out????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have your autograph?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have your autograph?"

Where would you like it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Dammit you pinched my line Mr!!

Watch out for that bar

Starbar

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Walk into a bar and say...ouch

Dammit you pinched my line Mr!!

Watch out for that bar

Starbar"

Disclaimer: other chocolate bars are available

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmmmmm nice. sorry, i'm dyslexica and walked into a bra.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"mmmmmmmm nice. sorry, i'm dyslexica and walked into a bra.

I bet you felt a tit doing that

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Colgate - I'd hit him with the immortal line, 'Come with me if you want to live' I'd then spirit him into a better quality bar, ie one up North that has a comedy night on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ow,I walked into a bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see jim erect

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By *andaCouple over a year ago

co down

Pretty tied up asked the barman for a double entendres so he gave her one

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm struggling to find a joke an all I can cum up with is this double-entendred dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a trip to Panama ? There's no airport tax.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a trip to Panama ? There's no airport tax.

Sarah "

Glass of fizz?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fancy a trip to Panama ? There's no airport tax.

Sarah "

I've been to Panama... delightful city - if you're rich.

Let's go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a trip to Panama ? There's no airport tax.

Sarah

I've been to Panama... delightful city - if you're rich.

Let's go

Get your hat....oh....wait...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do you fancy a dance.

No, i suppose a blow job is out of the question then?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fancy a trip to Panama ? There's no airport tax.

Sarah

I've been to Panama... delightful city - if you're rich.

Let's go

Get your hat....oh....wait...!

There's three Panamas in this room alone

Costa Rica's much nicer - let's go horse riding through the jungle and up a volcano I know.

The views of the waterfall are spectacular.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"do you fancy a dance.

No, i suppose a blow job is out of the question then?"

You ain;'t getting a bj from me!

Nat King Cole - Lets Face The Music and Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJHnKw7YNA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a trip to Panama ? There's no airport tax.

Sarah

I've been to Panama... delightful city - if you're rich.

Let's go

Get your hat....oh....wait...!

There's three Panamas in this room alone

Costa Rica's much nicer - let's go horse riding through the jungle and up a volcano I know.

The views of the waterfall are spectacular.

Only if we get to ride Bareback!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How you hanging .

A little to the left : )

Can I see

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